Your Weekly Presidents of the USA Lyrics

May 10th (7 years ago)

Posted by: Quami

You, Lynard Skinnard-hat
and me, little kitty
Sat across with a velvet jacket
Wild orange hair and dark, dark eyes
I gawked like a twelve-year-old - smitten
Carla the stripper,
straight from L.A.
You seem cool for a naked chick in a booth
Let's be pals some day
In other words,
Put some clothes on and call me

I saw you
It was incredible

Slim, relax,
Fine wine at the (QFC)
On a snowy Saturday night
Black pearls and I swear you were drinkin' beer
You were the redhead behind the counter there
I'm the one who fell off his chair there
You had your dry-cleaning and I think you were dreaming

I saw you
It was incredible
Mumbled these words at you
Unintelligible

My, my, my, my
My, my, my, my, my, my, my

My, my, my, my
My, my, yea hey-hey
Hey who had what time is it?

Purple Pussy: Hey Poopy Puppy, why do they call you Poopy Puppy?
Poopy Puppy: Because I eat poop.
......long pause.....
Purple Pussy: I hate you Poopy.

-Brian

May 10th (7 years ago)

Posted by: blackteeshirt

"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House. Make no mistake about it."

--George W. Bush, Feb. 7, 2001

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"And in the end, the love you take
is equal to the love you make."

May 10th (7 years ago)

Posted by: hppyunderground

i forgot about them...wow

~Kate

"I believe that freedom's got to come from within, yes it does, not with the gun, freedom's the ability to feel love for everyone" ~Mason Jennings

May 10th (7 years ago)

Posted by: scaryganis

That is one of my favorite songs.

happy with no teeth
happy here in hibernation
slurpin on a peach
staring at the situation
key at my foot
mewoin' out a conversation
rocking back and forth
that's my only destination

Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
and that old man is me

got a two string on my lap
total subsonic vacation
got a chicken on the dums
pounding out a perfect perscription
got twenty little worms
all plugged into aplication
got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug eyed monkeys
all arrivin' at the station

old man on the back porch and that old man is me

I'm sitting on the back porch kicking my legs back rocking in my rocking chair, sittin there
the little back porch is about to fall apart so I think about repairing it
just as I'm thinking about repairing it some little friends come along with some two string, one string, no string guitars and they plug 'em all in to the back porch
they sit around playing all their favorite songs
their kicking back feeling real good, real fine, real full of the wine
and everything's fine, everythings beautiful, everythings great I just feel so good
y'know I'm seventy years old and I'm sippin' everything through a straw
and I'm a old man on the back porch
old man on the back porch, and that old man is me

BadChessPlayer 2: call you what, 'Sarah Canadianis'?

May 10th (7 years ago)

Posted by: lainbear

oh, i thought you meant songs about the presidents.. like the Animaniacs one:

Yakko: Heigh ho, do you know
The names of the U.S. residents
Who then became the presidents
And got a view from the White House loo
Of Pennsylvania Avenue?

Wakko: George Washington was the first, you see
He once chopped down a cherry tree
Dot : President number two would be
John Adams and then number three

Yakko: Tom Jefferson stayed up to write
The Declaration [constitution] late at night
So he and his wife had a great big fight
And she made him sleep on the couch all night

Wakko: James Madison never had a son
And he fought the War of 1812
Dot : James Monroe's colossal nose
Was bigger than Pinocchio's

Yakko: John Quincy Adams was number six
And it's Andrew Jackson's butt he kicks
So Jackson learns to play politics
Next time he's the one that the country picks

Dot : Martin Van Buren, number eight
For a one-term shot as Chief of State
Yakko: William Harrison, how do you praise?
That guy was dead in thirty days

Wakko: John Tyler, he liked country folk
Dot : And after him came President Polk
Yakko: Zachary Taylor liked to smoke
His breath killed friends whenever he spoke

Wakko: Eighteen fifty, really nifty
Millard Fillmore's in
Yakko: Young and fierce was Franklin Pierce
The man without a chin

Dot : Follows next a period spannin'
Four long years with James Buchanan
Then the South starts shootin' cannon
And we've got a civil war
YW+D : A war, a war down south in Dixie

Yakko: Up to bat comes old Abe Lincoln
Dot : There's a guy who's really thinkin'
Wakko: Kept the United States from shrinkin'
Saved the ship of state from sinkin'

Dot : Andrew Johnson's next
He had some slight defects
Wakko: Congress each
Would impeach
Dot : And so the country now elects

Yakko: Ulysses Simpson Grant
Who would scream and rave and rant
Wakko: While drinking whiskey
Although risky
'Cause he'd spill it on his pants

Yakko: It's eighteen seventy-seven
And the Democrats would gloat
But they're all amazed when Rutherford Hayes
Wins by just one vote

Dot : James Garfield, someone really hated
'Cause he was assassinated
Wakko: Chester Arthur gets instated
Four years later, he was traded

Dot : For Grover Cleveland, really fat
Elected twice as a Democrat
Then Benjamin Harrison; after that
It's William McKinley up to bat

Yakko: Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill
Wakko: And President Taft, he got the bill
Yakko: In 1913 Woodrow
YW+D : Wil...
...son takes us into World War One

Yakko: Warren Harding, he does fine
Dot : It's Calvin Coolidge next in line
Wakko: And then in nineteen twenty-nine
The market crashes, and we find

Yakko: It's Herbert Hoover's big debut
He gets the blame and loses to
Dot : Franklin Roosevelt, president who
Helped us win in World War Two

Wakko: Harry Truman, weird little human
Serves two terms and when he's done
Yakko: It's Eisenhower who's got the power
From fifty-three to sixty-one

Dot : John Kennedy had Camelot
Then Lyndon Johnson took his spot
Yakko: Richard Nixon, he gets caught
And Gerald Ford fell down a lot

Wakko: Jimmy Carter liked campaign trips
Yakko: And Ronald Reagan's speeches' scripts
All came from famous movie clips
And President Bush said "read my lips"

Dot : Now in Washington D.C.
Wakko: There's Democrats and the G.O.P.
Yakko: But the one in charge is plain to see
Dot : It's Clinton, first name Hillary

Yakko: The next President to lead the way
Well, it just might be yourself one day
Then the press'll distort everything you say
YW+D : So jump in your plane and fly away

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May 10th (7 years ago)

Posted by: Quami

Back Porch is one of my favorites too. I like the "two string, one string, no string guitars" part. Heh heh.

Purple Pussy: Hey Poopy Puppy, why do they call you Poopy Puppy?
Poopy Puppy: Because I eat poop.
......long pause.....
Purple Pussy: I hate you Poopy.

-Brian

May 10th (7 years ago)

Posted by: meow

Little salamander, where did you go?
The edge of the yard
I found you, you know
All brown and hard

I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body

She goes smooth through my body
Through my body, she goes smooth
She goes smooth through my body
Through my body, she goes smooth

Little killer froggy, where did you hop?
Under the entertainment center
Realized you just couldn't stop
The worms found a hole in your booty they could enter

And I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body

You go smooth through my body
Through my body, you go smooth
You go smooth through my body
Through my body, you go smooth

Hey little lizard, where did you slink?
Left your cage door open
Under the basement sink
The drippin' water made your moldy body eyes open

And I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
Can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
Can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body

Can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
Can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body

May 10th (7 years ago)

Posted by: lowdre

I must be a nerd. I only like Kitty and Lump. I sold that CD on eBay a long time ago. LOL

- Dre

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Sometimes, when I feel like killing someone,
I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go
over to the person's house and ring the
doorbell. When the person comes to the door,
I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in
the side of its head with a note that says,
"You." After that, I usually feel a lot better,
and no harm done.
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