Southern Ga is the stupidest place on earth |
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Joined: Dec '02 |
I went to Atlanta with my girlfriend this week, and stayed for a few days. I had a great time, and love the city, but driving home is always hell. Southern Ga is the most retarded part of the world. The roads are not bad, unless they're trying to improve them. I waited in traffic for two hours today while the south Ga morons learned how to merge from two lanes to one. The worst part is, while one lane was closed, there was no actual construction going on. I think we should cut out everything between Macon Ga and Gainesville Fl and give it to Mexico. Then we can move Florida up and fill in the gap. That would make the world a better place. |
Joined: Aug '02 |
Yeah...I've lived about 20 minutes south of the Georgia border most of my life. North Florida really isn't much better... |
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Joined: Aug '02 |
PS - Cutting out everything between Macon and Gainesville would be cutting ME out. DO YOU WANT THAT?! |
Joined: Oct '02 |
life's a bitch. |
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Joined: Dec '02 |
No, we'll wait till you move to Gainesville Kristen. Then we'll cut it out. We'll keep all the cool people too....we wont give them to Mexico. |
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Joined: Sep '01 |
UNEVEN PAVEMENT signs from GA the FLA. |
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Joined: Dec '02 |
Actually, during my drive today I was stopped in front of a flashing sign that read..... "Slow down. Speed limit 25mph. Slow down...." |
Joined: Oct '02 |
Yeah, nothing but rednecks and uber heat + humidity. Actually, I find that in most of Georgia. This whole fucking state sucks and i want to leave. At least in south Georgia they have actual 'rednecks' instead of urbanized ones - you know them, they have an '82 Ford Escort, ragged all to hell, instead of a jacked up 92 Ford F-150. Stupid po' boys cars. |
Joined: Mar '03 |
I love it when you're angry Jess. |
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Joined: Oct '02 |
That's just the wine talking... I lost count after 4 glasses tonight. Haha, first time cooking drunk, and it turned out edible as well.... and it was eggplant. |
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Joined: Mar '02 |
hey i'm the dumped yet i have a girl friend hey kid, change your fucking screen name, you know what dude if i was your g/f the minute i realized that you were a whiner i'd sump your ass like han solo dumped princess leia because some ignorant fuck like you who spends too much time hurrying through interstates can't take a moment to reflect on their everyday life by just sitting there in slow traffic.... it's called making the best of a situation..... oh yeah one way to judge civilization is by road, a decling civilization has a declining road system while a rising civ. has a rising civ. mayne empires starting with roman empire have displayed this. anyhow.. southern ga should be called shitty because it is boring, i mean hey i'm from there and i know how boring it is, but don't say it should get shipped off to mexico because there is some fucking road work because i'm sure you can say that about some part of every state because i am sure most states are having their roads worked on... so don't blame your shitty day on southern ga... anyhow you and your g/f must not get along if you can't spend 2 extra hours in the car with her, i mean you guys don't talk, you can't listen to 2-5 more cds i mean, what the deal here.... |
Joined: Jun '02 |
Phew. Invest in some periods, man. |
Joined: Apr '02 |
i'm just glad i live in atlanta....free from road construction and other highway problems....j/k. |
Joined: Jul '02 |
good rant capn...I like your rambling |
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Joined: Jul '03 |
South Georgia can be cool; I recommend the old Old Quitman Highway; totally creepy. Penguingirl, where do u live? I'm a Tallahassee kid, and my friend that turned me onto Ben's music lives in Thomasville, GA. |
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Joined: Jan '70 |
Aug 1st (7 years ago)
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Good ol' georgia. |
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Joined: Jun '02 |
I hate Florida. No good can come of it. |
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Joined: Jul '03 |
Yeah, that drive sucked... what was it, I-75? I took I-75 through Georgia earlier this summer, and all the way from Gainesville to Atlanta was the most boring part of the entire trip (Tampa to Cleveland). Not even the billboards were interesting, they're were just dumb (Macon the "reading capital of the world"? hahahahahahaha). Southeastern Georgia (I-95) was pretty nice though. |
Joined: Dec '01 |
don't complain about drivers until you've lived in the los angeles area. |
Joined: Oct '02 |
if you dont like georgia ... you can always live in Idaho..... |
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Joined: Jul '02 |
Florida is just the dick of the unites states... |
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