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Jan 22nd (6 years ago)
Posted by: Nepenthe

my dad always says i look like someone punched my puppy when i have a bad day. it's really cute

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Jan 22nd (6 years ago)
Posted by: jessk983

awww that is kind of sick and twisted

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Jan 22nd (6 years ago)
Posted by: unkie

HA! 'punched your puppy'!

not that punching a puppy is funny, but saying that someone looks as though it happened....

I might use that one... thank your dad for me.

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Jan 22nd (6 years ago)
Posted by: Nepenthe

hehe will do my man
*gives peace sign

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Jan 22nd (6 years ago)
Posted by: ben_freak

oh kate, that is sad tho!

*Must have been hard to see through the tears she was hiding*

here i stand, sad and free, and i cant cry, and i cant see, what i've done, no god, what have i done?

and I poured my heart out...it evaporated... see?

no one will ever know the reasons for the tears

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Jan 22nd (6 years ago)
Posted by: oshfr

no punching puppies!!

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Jan 22nd (6 years ago)
Posted by: Nepenthe

not really
if i look sad it looks like someone punch my puppy
thus
im sad
thus
it sounds better and catchier to say than "you look sad"
thus
i like it
thus
im dumb

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Jan 22nd (6 years ago)
Posted by: Nepenthe

hmm, then ill pound your ass oshfr

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Jan 22nd (6 years ago)
Posted by: snuzzbff

Hahah this reminds me of my English professor this semester for British Authors.

He says if we miss extremely easy questions, he has a dog Connie. And he was like "She's the sweetest thing ever, etc."

And so if we miss easy questions on tests - he will apparently beat Connie. So he's like "Just remember, if you miss that question, what will I do? (class - Beat Connie) That's right...."

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Jan 22nd (6 years ago)
Posted by: ben_freak

haha thats horrible also! the world is so full of hatred and violence!! hah

*Must have been hard to see through the tears she was hiding*

here i stand, sad and free, and i cant cry, and i cant see, what i've done, no god, what have i done?

and I poured my heart out...it evaporated... see?

no one will ever know the reasons for the tears

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Jan 22nd (6 years ago)
Posted by: mandmguess

who would punch a puppy, that's absurd, i mean kicking it is one thing, but PUNCHING it?

just kidding

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Jan 22nd (6 years ago)
Posted by: Nepenthe

no you're not
jebus, we all just try and have a little fun, and then you have to come in here and make sick, rude comments, mandmguess.
sick
twisted, comments
you'll pay in hell

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Jan 22nd (6 years ago)
Posted by: JaneB

I think that is the cutest expresion I have heard in a long time!

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Jan 22nd (6 years ago)
Posted by: Nepenthe

heheheh good jane, im glad someone appreciates it.
say it to someone, it will brighten their day abit

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Jan 22nd (6 years ago)
Posted by: oshfr

Nepenthe...did you offer me anal sex before?

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