Ramblings of a bored employee...

Mar 1st (6 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

So yeah, I come into work today and this guys all "What's up", so I says to Maybell I says, "You know you don't have to test the green pills, they come prefabricated." Just when I thought this stupid conversation was over, he goes all like "Dude, did you know I hit the gnarliest bong this weekend...", he goes into this horribly stupid story about some 5 foot bong and blah blah, 20 minutes later I'm fucking kicking myself wishing I wouldn't have smoked all that fuckin crack with this dude so maybe he wouldn't be telling me this horrific story about this 8 (5?) foot bong. Fuckin fuck nut.

After lunch this guy David comes up to me and he's just going on and on. But the one thing I've never liked about him is his nappy ass facial hair. What if I switched that around? The only thing I never liked about him was his nappy face "assial" hair. How's that sound?

The points of this story are...
1.Using pink hi-liter does not make you gay.
2.Crystal Geyser Natural alpine spring water, is in fact none of these things including water.
3.Do not smoke crack with dudes named Gebralter and/or Stanley Mcjabberhockey.
4.Keep in mind, not all techno is bad.

Poets and preachers and politicians
They've all had their say
And we got 10,000 years
Devoted to nothing but tomorrow
And yesterday
-LIVE

Mar 1st (6 years ago)

Posted by: SSSSS

You know Webb I know exactly where you are coming from.
-sorry but i dont like this techno......zzzzzzz

Mar 1st (6 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

shiza

Poets and preachers and politicians
They've all had their say
And we got 10,000 years
Devoted to nothing but tomorrow
And yesterday
-LIVE

Mar 2nd (6 years ago)

Posted by: jessk983

where i work everyone talks about weight watchers all day

i need to work with some boys! oe women under 40!

Mar 2nd (6 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

where I work it's bitch bitch bitch about kids, and then bitch about spouses. and I have neither.

So I find the two people I can talk to about music. Kinda nice.

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Mar 2nd (6 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

Well none of the stuff I wrote was true, I was just bored. But yeah, people at my work talk about stupid shit too

Poets and preachers and politicians
They've all had their say
And we got 10,000 years
Devoted to nothing but tomorrow
And yesterday
-LIVE

Mar 2nd (6 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

oh. I figured it might be true. you know, since all you do is talk about drugs. You have one dimension.

Never mind that wife stuff...

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Mar 2nd (6 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

and skateboarding, music, art, . nevermind that while you're neverminding stuff. speaking of drugs, i might be getting some E for this weekend. it'll be the first time in about a year ive done it. im so excited, and i just cant hide it, im about to lose control, but you know what? I think I LIKE it.

Are you still thinking about giving E a try?

Poets and preachers and politicians
They've all had their say
And we got 10,000 years
Devoted to nothing but tomorrow
And yesterday
-LIVE

Mar 2nd (6 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

yep...still a bit worried and doing some research.

but I think a pretty girl wants me to try it with her, and you know how pretty girls make you do things you would never normally do...

peace bro

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Mar 2nd (6 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

Indeed I do.

You should wanna do it though, it's a fantastic experience.

Poets and preachers and politicians
They've all had their say
And we got 10,000 years
Devoted to nothing but tomorrow
And yesterday
-LIVE

Mar 3rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

I gotta admit it sounds pretty damn good. Especially with said female since she said sex on E is amazing. I'm pretty sure that's a come on

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind