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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: SirLaitier

Only those lucky few will understand and participate in this thread:

Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: SirLaitier

OH! and once you answer...send off the next one.

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: topha_cmd

why...did you want to borrow one?

I got this scar during a mighty struggle

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Hicks97

Why? Did you want to borrow one?

You´re no match for my brains, you poor fool.

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Jimbob_bolooki

Why, did you want to borrow one?

I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Hicks97

shit shit

I hope now you´ve learned to stop picking your nose.

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Webb

staples eat nepenthe?

The Dude: Just take it easy man.
Walter Sobchak: I'm perfectly calm Dude.
The Dude shouting: Yeah, waving the f*cking gun around?
Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.
The Dude: Will you just take it easy?
Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Jimbob_bolooki

haha. Whoops.

Hicks, we'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: topha_cmd

jimbob

I see your haemarroids are still playing up then

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Hicks97

Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again eh?

I´ve heard you were a contemptible sneak.

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Jimbob_bolooki

argh............post overload

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: brent_krebs

damn you guys are like clones

I hope now you´ve learned to stop picking your nose.

my nose stopped bleeding, did your ass?

I thought the whole Pop Rocks and Coke thing was a myth until I dared my friend to attempt it back in 8th grade. After mixing them, he just made some gurgling sound, passed out then I watched his head explode. I felt kinda guilty about it for a day or two. He wasn't that great of a friend anyway though.~Luke~

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: brent_krebs

hoyl fuck this is insane. im outtie!

I thought the whole Pop Rocks and Coke thing was a myth until I dared my friend to attempt it back in 8th grade. After mixing them, he just made some gurgling sound, passed out then I watched his head explode. I felt kinda guilty about it for a day or two. He wasn't that great of a friend anyway though.~Luke~

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Jimbob_bolooki

Too bad nobody's ever heard of YOU at all!

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: SirLaitier

Dayum, that was way fast...

I'd be in trouble if you ever used them. (to Hicks)

Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? (to Jimbob)

I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Hicks97

and your comeback?

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Hicks97

I bet he taught you everything you know (sirlaitier)

You're the ugliest monster ever created.

Bet this'll turn some heads

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Jimbob_bolooki

Oh, umm, I've spoken to apes more polite than you

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: SirLaitier

Whose?

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: topha_cmd

he must of taught you everything you know

This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Hicks97

You have played the third game, correct?

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: SirLaitier

Shit, I shoulda regulated this better :-p

I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Jimbob_bolooki

hicks, shush, don't let people in on our code!

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: SirLaitier

And I've got a TIP for you. Get the POINT?

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Hicks97

There are no words for how disgusting you are.

I ♥ justpretend!

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CRUSH! KILL! CONTRADICT!

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: SirLaitier

My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: SirLaitier

Yes there are, you just never learned them.

I already posted a new one...

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: SirLaitier

Actually, it's kinda sad that not more people know what we're talking about...such a great ****...

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Hicks97

Well, I guess you got the job as janitor after all

You have the manners of a beggar

I ♥ justpretend!

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Jul 27th (6 years ago)
Posted by: Jimbob_bolooki

So you got that job as janitor then.

Right, nu-skool, bitches.

Do I see quivers of agony dance on your lip?

"jimbob. you can do whatever you want to me" Nepenthe

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