Gold bond on your balls..feeels good

Aug 25th (6 years ago)

Posted by: caats19

so according to my friend and others, putting gold bond powder on your balls is suppose to feel amazing. i'm curious if anyone here has done it..
it's supposed to feel like....."1000 Greek goddessess blowing on your balls"

i meant that too.

mom's do it in mini-vans

Aug 25th (6 years ago)

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Aug 25th (6 years ago)

Posted by: Zach Friendly

I don't know. Sounds lame.

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Aug 25th (6 years ago)

Posted by: blackteeshirt

I've had thousands of Greek goddesses blow on my balls, and it's comparabale to Gold Bond Powder.

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Aug 25th (6 years ago)

Posted by: OneDown

why the fuck would this feel good?

When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out
let me go on like I blister in the sun
let me go on big hands I know your the one

Aug 25th (6 years ago)

Posted by: Pointer

It feels good, but can cause problems. During the basic training I led, one kid did it two much and his balls dried out and started peeling. Just do it in moderation.

PS: I'm not kidding. He had to get vaseline from the medic.

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Aug 25th (6 years ago)

Posted by: Pointer

It feels good the same way gold bond feels good on your feet

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Aug 25th (6 years ago)

Posted by: OneDown

im laughing my ass off at that pointer.. i feel bad about laughing because im sure it really sucked for him and was embarassing.. but im laughing just the same..

When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out
let me go on like I blister in the sun
let me go on big hands I know your the one

Aug 25th (6 years ago)

Posted by: Pointer

Trust me, out in the field without a shower will get guys doing weird shit.

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Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: Pointer

No, it wasn't bad for him. He was walking around to everyone going, "Hey, check this out!". That kid also had a hemeroid during basic. He wasn't very hygenic.

PS: He also smelled like shit.

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Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: caats19

i've never done this by the way. i don't know why you thought it was me. maybe i come off as a sicko on the .org. but anyway. that same friend also got tricked into putting "biofreeze" on his balls, cause he was told it would feel awesome. but it's actually the stuff in those icy hot packs so it actually burned. haaaaaaha

i meant that too.

mom's do it in mini-vans

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: jrkeyboard

It's cool. In one of my old bands we all used to all bond up before gigs... try it. But be careful... just the sack!!

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Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: OneDown

In one of my old bands we all used to all bond up before gigs

hahahhahahahahahahahaaha i can see this going on, its hilarious.

i think i just might have to get some gold bond on my next trip to the pharmacy.

my last trip i found this stuff called "nerve tonic" which was for stress and i was really stressed at the time so i figured (or to be honest, hoped) that it'd be like ghetto zoloft or something. it wasnt really at all..

When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out
let me go on like I blister in the sun
let me go on big hands I know your the one

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: benhed

Dude, not just the sack, you get the thighs, that's what rubs together and chaffes! Dude, you need the green bottle, super-ultra-hyper medicated shit.

Anyone who's marched drum corps like i have knows the amazing value contained in this bottle... you may be having all days when it's 115 out, but at least your crotch is cool and happy! Seriously, having Gold Bond on tour is like having Cigarettes in prison, everyone's your best friend, and you can make bitches with it.

That's what she said.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: TheGreatGarbino

really i would have to say it doesi would use it after football and baseball and sometimes showers. what doesnt fell good on your balls is fucking ben gay or ice hot. so never pull your groin and put icy hot on it and think "oh i wont get any on my balls" b/c you will and it will suck trust me. ok im done

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

did it at lacrosse camp and it feels alright

and some pickles and a milk shake no cheese and no no no cheese extra cheese pickles and okay what do you want what do you want and bunseeds no bun seeds what do you want no no no yes yes no cheese shake extra pickles cheese

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: piano boy

what the hell is gold bond and why you want to put anything on your goolies

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Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: benhed

It's so you don't chafe, and it's great to make your balls smell minty fresh too!

You can get the medicated green bottle... it's like a blast of pure godliness!

That's what she said.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

you guys are homos. jhahaha

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Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: darkvulkan

It's medicated powder that gives this refreshing breeze type feel when you apply it.

"In French, when you want to say 'yes,' you say 'oui, oui.'"

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Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: benhed

It's so you don't chafe, and it's great to make your balls smell minty fresh too!

You can get the medicated green bottle... it's like a blast of pure godliness!

That's what she said.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: benhed

whoa... nice delayed double post, what the hell is that?

That's what she said.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: piano boy

hmmm ok

Piano Boy's testicles are a product free zone

feel free to use that on your sig...

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and on a serious note....
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Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: benhed

It's not for the balls as much as the anti-chafe, i like to get it good and rubbed in on the inner thighs....

Although it can be a bit overwhelming when it gets bunched up in your choad...

Then some falls down in your underwear, so when you need a blast of cool, just tap them against you...

God i miss tour, where stuff like this was the everyday acceptable norm.

That's what she said.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: OneDown

pianoboy.. didnt you hate me back when i first came here almost a year ago? if it was you im thinking of, then you were the first person to tell me off on the org..

whoever that was, im grateful.

When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out
let me go on like I blister in the sun
let me go on big hands I know your the one

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: darkvulkan

It just wanted to get your point across that you really endorse Gold Bond medicated powder.

"In French, when you want to say 'yes,' you say 'oui, oui.'"

"You gotta be kidding me! Oh, my God! That is hysterical! Oh, man! And what do you say for 'no'? 'Doo-doo'? Hey, I'll be right back. I gotta go take a wicked 'yes.'"

~j.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: gooseman

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Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: benhed

actually, we tried to get a gold bond endorsement last summer... apparently they're not into sponsoring drum corps...

That's what she said.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: HarmonizedMoFo

You mean they wouldn't want to be associated with the slogan

"Gold Bond - it feels good on your balls!"?

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Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: HarmonizedMoFo

do i sense sour grapes?

good one

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