Gold bond on your balls..feeels good

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: oshfr

damn - I'm learning lots here

Webb Rules!

ZACH is BACK!!!!

I swear it was not me who stole the talking tootsie roll pop! It was either Nepenthe or the Exploding Polar Bear.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: benhed

"Now entering the field in DCI competition, sponsored by Remo Heads, Pro Mark Drumsticks, and Gold Bond body powder..."

Come on, you know you'd like it.

That's what she said.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: OneDown

i can see that written in small letters on the bottle

*(IF YOU HAVENT REALIZED IT YET: IT FEELS GOOD ON YOUR BALLS)

When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out
let me go on like I blister in the sun
let me go on big hands I know your the one

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: darkvulkan

See, apparently this guy feels the same way:

http://www.brodzik.com/paintings/gold_bond.jpg

"In French, when you want to say 'yes,' you say 'oui, oui.'"

"You gotta be kidding me! Oh, my God! That is hysterical! Oh, man! And what do you say for 'no'? 'Doo-doo'? Hey, I'll be right back. I gotta go take a wicked 'yes.'"

~j.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

how does it taste>?

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: benhed

pretty bad.

That's what she said.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: OneDown

i did a line of it before with robert downey jr... we were desperate.

When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out
let me go on like I blister in the sun
let me go on big hands I know your the one

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: gooseman

damn, didn't even mean that one.

Guess I'm just awesome

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Drop by some time. you're in gooseville.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

I KNEW you guys were homos

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: DrBoni

I can vouch for Gold Bond being a godsend in Drum Corps/Marching Band. There's no better feeling than crashing in your bed or on a gym floor after a three hour rehearsal and applying this mystical powder.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: darkvulkan

http://web.utk.edu/~jking28/goldbond.jpg

I found that and had to share.

"In French, when you want to say 'yes,' you say 'oui, oui.'"

"You gotta be kidding me! Oh, my God! That is hysterical! Oh, man! And what do you say for 'no'? 'Doo-doo'? Hey, I'll be right back. I gotta go take a wicked 'yes.'"

~j.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: benhed

DrBoni- even better crashing in the gym after an all day and a show... did you march any corps?

and DV- you find that, or make it?

That's what she said.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: darkvulkan

I refuse to answer that question on the bounds that I have nothing better to do than make an image. Ah, dammit.

"In French, when you want to say 'yes,' you say 'oui, oui.'"

"You gotta be kidding me! Oh, my God! That is hysterical! Oh, man! And what do you say for 'no'? 'Doo-doo'? Hey, I'll be right back. I gotta go take a wicked 'yes.'"

~j.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

hahah I liked it. Maybe you could insert some hookers looking dejected like?

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: darkvulkan

Heh. I would if I had anything other than Microsoft Paint and Microsoft Photo Editor to work with. And talent. God knows I need some of that...I'd redesign the front of the bottle.

"In French, when you want to say 'yes,' you say 'oui, oui.'"

"You gotta be kidding me! Oh, my God! That is hysterical! Oh, man! And what do you say for 'no'? 'Doo-doo'? Hey, I'll be right back. I gotta go take a wicked 'yes.'"

~j.

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: OneDown

dejected looking hookers.. hmmmm not a sight you see too often

When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out
let me go on like I blister in the sun
let me go on big hands I know your the one

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

I saw one today. I wanted to be sick. She looked about 17. I honestly got sick.

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Aug 26th (6 years ago)

Posted by: piano boy

OneDown -

Nope that wasn't me, the only person i've ever had a stoush with is Yonner.. and i just ignore him anyway...

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