Need Funny Insults

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: SoyBomb

Okay, I'm writing an column and I need some funny/unusual insults. I'm looking for one-word insults, as in the following:

Chowderhead
Stumblebum
Scuzzbucket
Brace-face
Gatorade-brain
Birdbrain
Dingleberry
Bozo
Bonehead
Windbag
Asshat
Knucklehead

Please reply NOW if you have anything to contribute, especially if it's a term that is hilariously archaic.

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The last thing we need are more Texans!
-sphengolly

The words 'sex' and 'Texas' together just makes me think of banjo music.
-goblinboy

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: gooseman

you sound like a great writer there... LOSER

- benfolds.org

The most boring place on the internet
Drop by some time. you're in gooseville.

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: BoulderDave

butthole
bodaggut
butt head
spazz
neomaxizoomdweebie
dweeb

"Jesus has seen us all naked. He's like the family doctor in that way. And also because you need insurance to see him." - HarmonizedMoFo -

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: SoyBomb

...thanks?

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The last thing we need are more Texans!
-sphengolly

The words 'sex' and 'Texas' together just makes me think of banjo music.
-goblinboy

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: SoyBomb

to gooseman, that is.

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The last thing we need are more Texans!
-sphengolly

The words 'sex' and 'Texas' together just makes me think of banjo music.
-goblinboy

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: SoyBomb

butthole is very underrated. just imagine someone with a giant butthole atop their neck instead of a head. very vivid.

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The last thing we need are more Texans!
-sphengolly

The words 'sex' and 'Texas' together just makes me think of banjo music.
-goblinboy

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: lukegeeknerd

Dingleweed
Fartknocker
Poopbrain
Poophead
Poopface
Poopy

"I guess you're as real as me, maybe I can live with that"

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: OneDown

fucktard
bitchtard
libtard
cockmaster
assfuck
cocksucker
buttmunch
douchbag
shitfag
bitchtits
dickwad

When I'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out
let me go on like I blister in the sun
let me go on big hands I know your the one

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: BoulderDave

doo doo head
doo doo breath

poop licker
crud eater
crud face

dungeons and dragons player

"Jesus has seen us all naked. He's like the family doctor in that way. And also because you need insurance to see him." - HarmonizedMoFo -

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: SoyBomb

dungeons and dragons player

hahahahahahahaha

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The last thing we need are more Texans!
-sphengolly

The words 'sex' and 'Texas' together just makes me think of banjo music.
-goblinboy

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: TheGreatGarbino

jerkface
koochmaster
koochcricket
douchebag
faggy McDouchebag
doogan
fartbomb
hobart
lurch
fatbody
peter puffer
butt pirate.....

i think thats all for now

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

here, have eight pages

http://p074.ezboard.com/fthesackfulofbadgersfrm1.showMe
ssage?topicID=441.topic

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Denizen Kane

Has someone said ass-butt already?

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: BoulderDave

as TGG aluded too.. i'm a big fan of the first and last name with a scottish twist structure, it works on so many levels.

frumpy mcfrumperson
assy mccrackerson
fatty mceatshersons
spazzy mcjizzerson

just go with it...

"Jesus has seen us all naked. He's like the family doctor in that way. And also because you need insurance to see him." - HarmonizedMoFo -

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

ass goblin

and some pickles and a milk shake no cheese and no no no cheese extra cheese pickles and okay what do you want what do you want and bunseeds no bun seeds what do you want no no no yes yes no cheese shake extra pickles cheese

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: BoulderDave

i forgot boner... or it palendrome cousin... renob

"Jesus has seen us all naked. He's like the family doctor in that way. And also because you need insurance to see him." - HarmonizedMoFo -

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: TheGreatGarbino

boner is an actual name that is the sad part i saw it in a baby book once.....

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: BoulderDave

it was also mike seaver's best friends nick name in "growing pains"

his actualy name was like.. something "stabbone" and they called him boner... that would never fly now

"Jesus has seen us all naked. He's like the family doctor in that way. And also because you need insurance to see him." - HarmonizedMoFo -

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: TheGreatGarbino

i dont believe it would



dingle miester

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: SoyBomb

His name was Richard Stabone...Dick Boner.
His dad's name was Sylvester Stabone.

That show is underrated.

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The last thing we need are more Texans!
-sphengolly

The words 'sex' and 'Texas' together just makes me think of banjo music.
-goblinboy

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: benhed

I'm a big fan of "shut the hell up before i fuckstart your face"

That's what she said.

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: jessk983

this made me giggle

i like ass face

sure it's been said though

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Foldsie15

You play ball like a girrrrrrl!

~ Nikki

"that was very concise, Foldsie... cheers!"
~Jel

"Hello, Polly. I'll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul." ~Wednesday Addams

Aug 26th (5 years ago)

Posted by: benfoldscinco

what about poo poo head?
no one seems to use that one anymore...

shaka kan!