Publix Employee

Jan 23rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: Genius

I am now one, drug test pending. It sucks balls. I am only doing this for an MP3 player, and maybe so I can buy shit. Fuck, I already know I'm gonna hate this.

Fuck you man. I have clay.

Jan 23rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: blackteeshirt

I'm sorry.

Publix's slogan for prospective employees should be,

"Publix: Uh... It's slightly better than Wal-Mart!"

We tied onions to our belts, which was the style at the time.

Jan 23rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: Genius

Well, supposedly they pay more than Kroger.

Fuck you man. I have clay.

Jan 23rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: CleverDentist

Where are you that they have both Publix and Kroger?

the cd

Jan 23rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: blackteeshirt

Yeah, seriously. I was just wondering about that.

We tied onions to our belts, which was the style at the time.

Jan 23rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: Genius

Georgia

Fuck you man. I have clay.

Jan 23rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: madison78man

Georgia

WOW! Just like it says in his profile!

--Madison

Misandry never tasted so good!!!

"I suggest making out with girls to make yourself feel better. It's fun to combine your mutual hate of men with kissing."
--Kid-Kenobi

Jan 23rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

Well, supposedly they pay more than Kroger.

it's about PRINCIPAL, man.

Jan 23rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: Genius

touche, you just made me laugh

Fuck you man. I have clay.

Jan 23rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

Congrats on the job....

I'll know where you work and can stalk you now..... *evil laugh*

-Jessica

Moe: Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Barney: You sure do!
Moe: Oh... it's you, isn't it? Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!

Jan 23rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: Genius

Yeah, it's on Highway 20.

Fuck you man. I have clay.

Jan 23rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: carrymenotcathy

hmm, i don't know what either of those places are...must not be a west thing...

http://www.buckleup.741.com

Jan 23rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: Genius

It's like a King Super or HEB, if any of those ring any bells.

Fuck you man. I have clay.

Jan 23rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: OneAngryDwrf

publix? wtf, mate?

so. do they have any 'pubic' jokes about the name of the store? cause...i'd make one up. no matter how far-reaching it is.

whatever's clever is totally whatever.

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Jan 23rd (6 years ago)

Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

Publix is like Albertson's. Better?

Moe: Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Barney: You sure do!
Moe: Oh... it's you, isn't it? Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!

Jan 24th (6 years ago)

Posted by: Chavaleah

my first job was a "courtesy clerk" at kroger, where i basically had to bag groceries, clean the bathroom, and pull in carts from the lot...it sucked, so i then switched to publix as a cashier.

i worked there for about a year...it wasn't horrible because the pay was much better (8.00 an hour compared to 5.15), but the uniforms sucked. i hated having to wear that ugly green vest.

"if nature sold herself on layaway for a little down, i would be the first in line and buy myself a sound" evan and jaron

Jan 24th (6 years ago)

Posted by: penguingirl

ah...the days of being a minumum wage corporate peon. how i miss those.

not really. i enjoy my cushy small business office job.

- Kristennnnn....*sh*

"Message boards are for nice polite conversations that never ever get offensive." --webb

"Dead people have no place on the .org, nor anywhere in polite society." --kbogdanovs

Jan 24th (6 years ago)

Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

It's good to see Jon making more money than me. *cringes*

However, the next internship I land will be more than $10/hour, guaranteed. I just need to write a loan proposition to my aunt that doesn't come off as desperate.

-Jessica

Moe: Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Barney: You sure do!
Moe: Oh... it's you, isn't it? Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!

Jan 24th (6 years ago)

Posted by: blackteeshirt

Does anyone else sometimes call it Pubelicks?

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: [distantly] New glasses?
Marge: No...He looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: [resigned] Yeah. And then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

Jan 24th (6 years ago)

Posted by: penguingirl

me! xD that's all i call it, actually...

- Kristennnnn....*sh*

"Message boards are for nice polite conversations that never ever get offensive." --webb

"Dead people have no place on the .org, nor anywhere in polite society." --kbogdanovs

Jan 24th (6 years ago)

Posted by: Genius

I call it Pubelicks and I'm sure I'll be calling it that more after working there awhile. How much do you make Jessica? Because I'm sure not starting out at $8, I'm at $6.25, oh yeah...

Fuck you man. I have clay.

Jan 24th (6 years ago)

Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

I make nothing because I took a farking unpaid internship this semester. Now I just have to ask my aunt Pam for a loan (since GSU can't be bothered to loan me money) without coming off as desperate. I don't want to ask my parents because they don't even have retirement savings put aside, and I would probably hear a lot of grief and listen to expectations about me supporting them in the coming years.

-Jessica

Moe: Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Barney: You sure do!
Moe: Oh... it's you, isn't it? Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!

Jan 24th (6 years ago)

Posted by: Genius

Oh, so I guess I was making more even before I got a job.

Fuck you man. I have clay.

Jan 25th (6 years ago)

Posted by: CrAzYbLuTo

I recently found out what publix was on my trip to florida. I kinda liked it.

better than Giant Eagle at least.

I had a friend who thought Kroger's was pronounced Kay-rogers's (like the boy's name)

she was dumb

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Jan 25th (6 years ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

better than Giant Eagle at least.

wtf, giant eagle is awesome.

Jan 25th (6 years ago)

Posted by: CrAzYbLuTo

I disagree man. I don't like giant eagle very much. I think "Iggle Video" makes me want to murder people

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Jan 25th (6 years ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

well, yeah, iggle video is retarded, but i don't know a person that uses it. the giant eagle near me is pretty new, so the store is really, really nice; and their bakery products and oftentimes produce are better than the rest.

Mar 15th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Genius

publix can lick my testicles

It's Jesus, LOL.

Mar 15th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Genius

or should i say pubes

It's Jesus, LOL.

Mar 15th (5 years ago)

Posted by: SoyBomb

How's everything going there?

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