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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: Genius

2...weeks...notice...

HALLLLLLLELUJAH!

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

Dang, how am I to stalk you now?

Me: Work is kinda fun. I ride buses, count folks.
Josh: like inventory
Me: essentially, merch is different than any I've had
Josh: this could prepare you for bigger things in the world of selling people. i'm seeing fur coats, canes, and goblets in your future.

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

approaching sixth year at kroger and i want to jump in a dam.

"get some devastation in the back." --bill frist

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: Foldsie15

Jess, you can still stalk Jon.
In fact, take me with you. Just drive real quick to connecticut. It will be fun!

I bite Billiam

I'm trying to blow you up with my mind.
"is ben's hot latino lover! THATS RIGHT! Foldsie15 is Ben's hot latino lover!!!" ~Creamsodasmom

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: Hicks97

i get payed the equivalent of 10.53 dollars an hour to teach guitar

WEBB: SNAP!

HOMER: NOOOO!

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

Foldsie, just fly down here, take MARTA to my place, and we'll see the world.... of the Atlanta metro area, that is, including Jon.

Me: Work is kinda fun. I ride buses, count folks.
Josh: like inventory
Me: essentially, merch is different than any I've had
Josh: this could prepare you for bigger things in the world of selling people. i'm seeing fur coats, canes, and goblets in your future.

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: Foldsie15

Sounds good to me, Jess!

And hicks, you are just too cool for school.

I bite Billiam

I'm trying to blow you up with my mind.
"is ben's hot latino lover! THATS RIGHT! Foldsie15 is Ben's hot latino lover!!!" ~Creamsodasmom

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: Genius

Well, I will get another job in like July-ish. So, there's that. I might get a job at a tutoring place like Sylvan called Score.

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

Pfft, I couldn't come there and throw packets of Ramen noodles at you and run, though.

Me: Work is kinda fun. I ride buses, count folks.
Josh: like inventory
Me: essentially, merch is different than any I've had
Josh: this could prepare you for bigger things in the world of selling people. i'm seeing fur coats, canes, and goblets in your future.

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: Genius

You could come call the kids dumbasses and run/

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: drewcamealong

safeway is the kroger of the west. i know it's been awhile since that was brought up. but... oh well. never heard of publix, but i'm going out on a limp and guessign it is the safeway of the southeast.

^quote out of context

o you know our illicit sexual relations arent through ...not even close
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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

It's more like the Albertsons of the southeast

Me: Work is kinda fun. I ride buses, count folks.
Josh: like inventory
Me: essentially, merch is different than any I've had
Josh: this could prepare you for bigger things in the world of selling people. i'm seeing fur coats, canes, and goblets in your future.

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

Wait, your IP puts you at Univ of Illinois at Urbana-Champlain. Why are you talking about the west? (You better be from past the Mississippi *shakes fist*)

Me: Work is kinda fun. I ride buses, count folks.
Josh: like inventory
Me: essentially, merch is different than any I've had
Josh: this could prepare you for bigger things in the world of selling people. i'm seeing fur coats, canes, and goblets in your future.

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: noaheffingway

but i'm going out on a limp

on a limp?
a LIMP ??

you really ARE an idiot, aren't you?

with all due respect and deference, tequila is my preference."

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: drewcamealong

oops. limb.

I'm from illinois. but i've lived in california for a time-- san francisco is mostly west, although i think the eastern portion touches the mississippi.

my heart is crushed by noaheffingway.. who is that?

^quote out of context

o you know our illicit sexual relations arent through ...not even close
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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

Ok, cause I was about to say that Illinois isn't all that west. I'm not going to justify the part about San Fran hitting the Mississippi River.... as a geography student, I am very disappointed in that statement.

Me: Work is kinda fun. I ride buses, count folks.
Josh: like inventory
Me: essentially, merch is different than any I've had
Josh: this could prepare you for bigger things in the world of selling people. i'm seeing fur coats, canes, and goblets in your future.

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: Foldsie15

I'm looking for a job at a bookstore. That would be so choice....

I bite Billiam

I'm trying to blow you up with my mind.
"is ben's hot latino lover! THATS RIGHT! Foldsie15 is Ben's hot latino lover!!!" ~Creamsodasmom

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

You would totally get some upper body strength going.

Me: Work is kinda fun. I ride buses, count folks.
Josh: like inventory
Me: essentially, merch is different than any I've had
Josh: this could prepare you for bigger things in the world of selling people. i'm seeing fur coats, canes, and goblets in your future.

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: Foldsie15

that would be super mega ULTRA sweet, considering i have no upper body strength whatsoever.

I bite Billiam

I'm trying to blow you up with my mind.
"is ben's hot latino lover! THATS RIGHT! Foldsie15 is Ben's hot latino lover!!!" ~Creamsodasmom

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Apr 23rd (5 years ago)
Posted by: drewcamealong

it looks like noaheffingway is tall_darknStupid on the .com?

he's not very nice. He also made fun of the grammar in one of my posts.. which was actually cut and pasted from his post. I thought that was worth a laugh.

^quote out of context

o you know our illicit sexual relations arent through ...not even close
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May 1st (5 years ago)
Posted by: Genius

I will never... EVER have to bump this damned thread again.

All you do is hate life and tell me about it
You're a homosexual, just keep me out of it
All your music sounds the same
I don't even like your art fag name
Cause I hate The Smiths and Steven Morrissey
I hate The Smiths and Steven Morrissey

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May 4th (5 years ago)
Posted by: drewcamealong

why not? did you fail your drug test?

^quote out of context

o you know our illicit sexual relations arent through ...not even close
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May 4th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Genius

more like i quit that shit! and i took a crap in their bathroom when i left.

All you do is hate life and tell me about it
You're a homosexual, just keep me out of it
All your music sounds the same
I don't even like your art fag name
Cause I hate The Smiths and Steven Morrissey
I hate The Smiths and Steven Morrissey

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May 4th (5 years ago)
Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

*high five*

Me: Work is kinda fun. I ride buses, count folks.
Josh: like inventory
Me: essentially, merch is different than any I've had
Josh: this could prepare you for bigger things in the world of selling people. i'm seeing fur coats, canes, and goblets in your future.

"jess, yuu the coolest. wesedx aat ayresrs torck. uyou like it what wya?" -Harrison

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May 4th (5 years ago)
Posted by: CrAzYbLuTo

did you flush?

my heart is crushed by noaheffingway.. who is that?
he's a good guy.

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May 4th (5 years ago)
Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

I hope he didn't. Haha, I have a friend who worked at a bookstore, and he hated the manager so much that, on the nights he knew the dude was going to open, he would take a massive crap and leave it for him in the morning.

OOOOOOHHHHH!! I've just got a lot of cool ideas for internships, not only over the summer, but also during the fall possibly. AND, if I study abroad, there's some programs that can possibly hook you up with international internships. *high five* I'm on my way to awesomeness!

Me: Work is kinda fun. I ride buses, count folks.
Josh: like inventory
Me: essentially, merch is different than any I've had
Josh: this could prepare you for bigger things in the world of selling people. i'm seeing fur coats, canes, and goblets in your future.

"jess, yuu the coolest. wesedx aat ayresrs torck. uyou like it what wya?" -Harrison

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May 4th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Genius

*goes up for high five but fakes it, swings it around and follows through to a behind the back five*

Unfortunately I did flush, but you can't just flush the kind of stink I produce. I'm sure it was there for atleast the rest of the night (I got off at 6).

When you made it to awesomeness, will you still remember me?

All you do is hate life and tell me about it
You're a homosexual, just keep me out of it
All your music sounds the same
I don't even like your art fag name
Cause I hate The Smiths and Steven Morrissey
I hate The Smiths and Steven Morrissey

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