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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: seaner_v

but after much long and hard deliberation, i have decided that of the people who post on here way too much(blacktee, brent, webb, drew, mrs. ben, pointer, nepenthe, 88kk and some others)...since i don't know any of you and guess that most of you are huge losers and are used to insults and being called names...i would have to say that i dislike webb the most...which means i like him the least...most of this decision was based on his bio...

anyone agree with me, or does everyone love webb?

brent is a close second

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

+1.

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: blackteeshirt

You're way off, pal. I'm a loser, but leave everyone else out of it.

John: Mr. Phelps, we're all actors, and—
Mr. Phelps: Well, I'm sorry to hear about it, John.
John: Well, it is hard being an actor, but—
Mr. Phelps: What's so hard about it? I've seen actors in plays before. It's stupid! Everybody says Shakespeare's so great—well, how come nobody's ever heard of him? Hell, I'll write you a play. All you need is a silly old king's hat and some fancy sissy clothes out of your sister's drawers, and you get up on the stage and you go nuts!

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: jooce129

+1

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: seaner_v

i'm sorry, but what do these +1 things mean?

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: awang03

it means that i like weiner. the smell not the taste.

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

Congratulations, you just made fun of someone on the internet. Your award should arrive in the mail in 6-8 weeks.

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: creamdream

You must have no sense of humor then...Webb's a crack-up. His profile is pretty funny.

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: seaner_v

webb has his moments...no wait...he doesn't..i can't believe how everyone treats webb like a fu*king god around here

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: madison78man

He didn't mention me.

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: seaner_v

sorry madman...you are also on here way too much

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: kbogdanovs

You're "and some others" Madman. You're just not important enough to be listed by name. That doesn't mean he doesn't hate you and all your family and friends.

It's me, the New CD! I automatically don't like you!

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Pointer

Sweet, I made the list. One of the first lists I've made at this place.

Seaner, so right. We are all complete losers (not kidding either), but the person that takes the time to collect names and points that out also deserves a loser nomination.

BAM SON!

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Pointer

Dude, my bio makes me a bigger loser then Webb.

Seriously.

BAM SON!

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: blackteeshirt

Webb's bio is a .Org highlight.

John: Mr. Phelps, we're all actors, and—
Mr. Phelps: Well, I'm sorry to hear about it, John.
John: Well, it is hard being an actor, but—
Mr. Phelps: What's so hard about it? I've seen actors in plays before. It's stupid! Everybody says Shakespeare's so great—well, how come nobody's ever heard of him? Hell, I'll write you a play. All you need is a silly old king's hat and some fancy sissy clothes out of your sister's drawers, and you get up on the stage and you go nuts!

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: major_boredom04

i dont have a problem with any of the people you listed.

"The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vá­¯nos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight."

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Pointer

...yet

BAM SON!

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: madison78man

That doesn't mean he doesn't hate you and all your family and friends.

I guess he can backpedal and TRY to say that he meant me too, but it's just not the same.

--Madison

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

Webb's bio is a .Org highlight.

which might be precisely what qualifies him as a loser. just throwing it out there...

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: seaner_v

pointer...your bio was much funnier than webb's...

also...i am the first to admit that i am a huge loser too...not in the truest sense of the word(the ladies love me, i've got more money than i know what to do with and i am basically set for life...and i am only 19..almost 20), but just because i am on the internet, reading through random, idiotic topics on benfolds.org, most of which are boring and dull, but once in a while there is a gem that makes me laugh my ass off...the latest being the dear annie letter from the freak who eats crayons...

i see most of the people on this site as people that define the word loser to most people...

everyone's got a little loser in them...the .org just has more than it's fair share

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: carrymenotcathy

what an odd thread. i wish i held some title on this board, good or bad. come on someone, be creative.

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Pointer

I perfer to think of myself as interestingly unique.

BAM SON!

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Pointer

what an odd thread. i wish i held some title on this board, good or bad. come on someone, be creative.

Crazy in the sack? That's the best I got.

BAM SON!

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: carrymenotcathy

WOOOHOOO, my thread made THE MAN laugh his ass off.

*pats self on back*

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you just peeked some xtreme boo. --shazzbot

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: seaner_v

madman....i just don't put you in that upper echelon of .orgers...the only thing i can say about you is that madman is a way cooler name than madison78man...
face it madman..you are second tier

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Jesus123

Nah, most of the people on here are losers, but what does that say about you and I, seaner.

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

self-proclaimed losers?

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Pointer

Loser is the new cool.

BAM SON!

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: carrymenotcathy

so which one of you sneaky little bastards is behind this stint?

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i've got a black belt in keepin' it real

you just peeked some xtreme boo. --shazzbot

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Feb 8th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Pointer

Cathy, yousa crazy.

BAM SON!

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