i'm not trying to make any enemies...

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Kid-Kenobi

Loser is the new cool.

Stole my line bub.

"he teaches me awesome showbiz tricks like eating mcdonald's french fries to hydrate your vocal chords!"
- Ben Lee on his friendship with Ben Folds

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<A HREF="http://www.livejournal.com/users/xblackcomedyx" TARGET="_blank">Black Comedy</a> - my journal

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: OneAngryDwrf

hm. interesting.

listen. i'm happy here at the .org. i like people, and i like to stay out of the way.

i don't like lame people coming up with lame theories telling lame stories about how "they're set for life" trying to get all of us other lame-os to think they're cool even though they claim to not care what any of us think and that they're "not trying to make enemies."

i don't like that. i like webb. i like everyone on the list. and why is everyone calling madison "madman?" am i missing something?

whatever's clever is totally whatever.

my myspace: http://profiles.myspace.com/users/3344797

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

So, what about my bio do you dislike?

By the way, your bio is really good. I enjoy how you really put yourself out there and you're not afraid to let people get a taste of your sense of humor. That's pretty punk rock man. I really hate these people who in their bio, only list a few things about themselves and then go on to make fun of other people's bios. I'm so glad you aren't like that.

One more thing...

also...i am the first to admit that i am a huge loser too...not in the truest sense of the word(the ladies love me, i've got more money than i know what to do with and i am basically set for life...and i am only 19..almost 20

HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK??

Fuckin' Napoleon Dynamite over here.

things I say
may seem stranger than
sunday changing to monday

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: blackteeshirt

I think he's telling the truth...

NOT!

But if he is telling the truth, I don't think he's an asshole or anything...

SIKE!

John: Mr. Phelps, we're all actors, and—
Mr. Phelps: Well, I'm sorry to hear about it, John.
John: Well, it is hard being an actor, but—
Mr. Phelps: What's so hard about it? I've seen actors in plays before. It's stupid! Everybody says Shakespeare's so great—well, how come nobody's ever heard of him? Hell, I'll write you a play. All you need is a silly old king's hat and some fancy sissy clothes out of your sister's drawers, and you get up on the stage and you go nuts!

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

Even if he is telling the truth it's still fuckin hilarious. Why do you feel the need to brag about that shit on a MESSAGE BOARD. Dude, it's a MESSAGE BOARD.

Even though I post on a message board and I know that's kinda dorky and everything, I just wanted to let everyone know, that I drive a Hummer. Yeah, it's sweet. I dropped like 80k on it, but you know, it was worth it seeing as how I'm pretty much set for life as far as money goes. Also, fuckin, I got this fish tank with these really expensive ocean type of fish in it. They're all colorful and what not.

I've got money...

things I say
may seem stranger than
sunday changing to monday

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

Yeah, I'm all like whatever.

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"To DrewMG:it's your board,you must know."
~Hound Dog
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http://www.drewmg.org - You know you want it.

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: blackteeshirt

Even though I post on a message board and I know that's kinda dorky and everything, I just wanted to let everyone know, that I drive a Hummer. Yeah, it's sweet. I dropped like 80k on it, but you know, it was worth it seeing as how I'm pretty much set for life as far as money goes. Also, fuckin, I got this fish tank with these really expensive ocean type of fish in it. They're all colorful and what not.

Dude, that is so fucking funny.

John: Mr. Phelps, we're all actors, and—
Mr. Phelps: Well, I'm sorry to hear about it, John.
John: Well, it is hard being an actor, but—
Mr. Phelps: What's so hard about it? I've seen actors in plays before. It's stupid! Everybody says Shakespeare's so great—well, how come nobody's ever heard of him? Hell, I'll write you a play. All you need is a silly old king's hat and some fancy sissy clothes out of your sister's drawers, and you get up on the stage and you go nuts!

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

Maybe that's why he doesn't get my profile. He is my profile.

things I say
may seem stranger than
sunday changing to monday

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: blackteeshirt

Probably so. That's a very good point.

John: Mr. Phelps, we're all actors, and—
Mr. Phelps: Well, I'm sorry to hear about it, John.
John: Well, it is hard being an actor, but—
Mr. Phelps: What's so hard about it? I've seen actors in plays before. It's stupid! Everybody says Shakespeare's so great—well, how come nobody's ever heard of him? Hell, I'll write you a play. All you need is a silly old king's hat and some fancy sissy clothes out of your sister's drawers, and you get up on the stage and you go nuts!

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: The Director

most of you are huge losers

Hi, Sean. This is Sean. I have a question. In your mind, what exactly constitutes someone being a loser? To me, the biggest sign of being a loser is being anti-social. But message boards are a form of socializing. Some people have trouble accepting that because it's a new way of doing it and it's not face to face. Another thing that would make someone a loser in my mind is if they didn't have a life outside of this board. Believe it or not, I'm pretty sure most of us have a life outside of this board. You think Webb is a loser, yet he seems like a normal married guy in his 20s to me.

-Sean

"personally I doubt that many .org frequenters even know who Ben Folds is" -DrewMG
"Message boards are for nice polite conversations that never ever get offensive." -Webb

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: carrymenotcathy

hmm, i thought this game would have ended by now. i'm going to make myself a grilled cheese sandwich now, then come back talk about how my dad is a movie star and my mom is a grammy winning artist and how i drive a hummer-limo and i have houses in every country in the world. big houses. and i have wild exotic animals, like giraffes and elephants and possums. this could be fun.

http://www.buckleup.741.com

i've got a black belt in keepin' it real

you just peeked some xtreme boo. --shazzbot

Xtreme is the new hardcore. --88KK

it's not a crack house, it's a crack home.

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

yeah, but dude you live in OMAHA.

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"To DrewMG:it's your board,you must know."
~Hound Dog
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http://www.drewmg.org - You know you want it.

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: carrymenotcathy

i'm trying to keep a low profile. you know, it's hard signing autographs and dodging the paparazzi day after day. i wear sunglasses and a fake mustache when i go out. some of those fans are crazy sons of bitches. no one will ever suspect me in good ol' O-town...and if you blow my cover, i will kick your ass, motherfucker.

http://www.buckleup.741.com

i've got a black belt in keepin' it real

you just peeked some xtreme boo. --shazzbot

Xtreme is the new hardcore. --88KK

it's not a crack house, it's a crack home.

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

Your cover? SO fucking blown. BEATCH.

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"To DrewMG:it's your board,you must know."
~Hound Dog
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http://www.drewmg.org - You know you want it.

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: carrymenotcathy

time for me to run to class. my private tutors are sick today, so i'm stuck attending class at a private school in town. i hope nobody recognizes me.

http://www.buckleup.741.com

i've got a black belt in keepin' it real

you just peeked some xtreme boo. --shazzbot

Xtreme is the new hardcore. --88KK

it's not a crack house, it's a crack home.

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: CrAzYbLuTo

I've remembered some of seaner's posts. They're usually some base sexual comment or some angry taunt.

My question is...what appeal does Ben's music have for this tool?

bringing down the org, one post at a time

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

He had this to say on another thread...

webb...purely shock value...that other thread...just trying to get a reaction...i really have nothing against anyone on the . org....a friend of ben's is a friend of mine...i actually find most of your shit pretty funny...see ya...

???

things I say
may seem stranger than
sunday changing to monday

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Pointer

WEAK

BAM SON!

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Shazzbot

Oh yeah, I hate webb too.

Everybody talk to MEEEE!


dood. disliking webb is like being anti-puppy.

"Guests, if you are out there... LET ME KNOW *lights candles... opens arms... waits*" -BoulderDave

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: BoulderDave

disliking webb is like disliking living... because I will bring the PAIN.

"Does the fact that I'm trying to do it for you, do it for you?"

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: carrymenotcathy

i guess i just don't understand why people feel the need to create threads just to express their disliking of certain people. exactly what is the goal of this, or what will it accomplish? oy vey.

http://www.buckleup.741.com

i've got a black belt in keepin' it real

you just peeked some xtreme boo. --shazzbot

Xtreme is the new hardcore. --88KK

it's not a crack house, it's a crack home.

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

Dude said he was kidding now.

What a weird ass joke.

things I say
may seem stranger than
sunday changing to monday

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Pointer

Yeah, what a loser (and not the cool kind).

BAM SON!

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: CrAzYbLuTo

indeed. Nice call on the WEAK pointer. I almost had that earlier.

He wasn't joking. He posted it and then realized how he was going to get slammed and ran away.

Pansy

bringing down the org, one post at a time

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Genius

I'm a loser, but I have "popular" friends.

Fuck you man. I have clay.

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: Genius

Oh, I forgot to add:

Jealous?!

Fuck you man. I have clay.

Feb 8th (5 years ago)

Posted by: oshfr

he forgot to add me - poop head

Hello, it's Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?!?!

Feb 19th (5 years ago)

Posted by: caats19

hey seaner_v. i think you made enemies

says the cute stupid idiot

There's a name that plays in my head
like a song all day long
she's with me everyday
After all, in the end, just pretend

Feb 19th (5 years ago)

Posted by: NedGump

Its quite obvious that everyone loves anal, and because of that, everyone loves NED

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