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Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: carrymenotcathy

So what are they? Some that I've found so far...

"Students Against Backpacks with Wheels"
"I Just Tried to Ford the River and My Fuckin' Oxen Died"
"It's Duck, Duck, GOOSE (not grey duck)!"
"Oh Shit, He Won Again" (Bush)
"People Who Grew Up With Mountains and Want To Build One In Nebraska"
"Has-Been Goosebumps Lovers"
"Fuck Atkins! I Like Spaghetti!"
"Against all Uggz"

what are your favorites?

http://www.buckleup.741.com

i've got a black belt in keepin' it real

you just peeked some xtreme boo. --shazzbot

Xtreme is the new hardcore. --88KK

it's not a crack house, it's a crack home.

Joined: Sep '03
Posts: 9,951

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: HarmonizedMoFo

"George W Bush Is My Slightly Retarded Homeboy"
"A- the Facebook Is For Internet Stalkers, But I Joined it and I Hate the Oc, Group"
"My Significant Other Is My Hand"

Genius: "fuck you, my quest for knowledge continues!"

http://www.geocities.com/tcdosage
Because I'm an interesting, magnetic personality.

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Posts: 6,302

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: carrymenotcathy

"Hulkmania Will Live Forever"
"I Can't Believe I Have Braces In College"
"I Don't Go To the Candlelight Mass Because I am Scared of the Dark"
"I Hate My Significant Other"
"I Have a Girl's Name For My Last Name"
"I Heard You Wear Jeanshorts"

http://www.buckleup.741.com

i've got a black belt in keepin' it real

you just peeked some xtreme boo. --shazzbot

Xtreme is the new hardcore. --88KK

it's not a crack house, it's a crack home.

Joined: Jul '03
Posts: 6,861

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: playthefunk

"Ben Folds Is My Hero (and My Neighbor)"

WELL SOMEBODY TOLD ME YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND WHO LOOKS LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR.

Joined: Feb '04
Posts: 8,843

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Pointer

"The I Had sex with Kristy Club" Later renamed to
"The We're sorry we offended anyone club"
The "My Last Name is Castle and I'm Really Sweet Club"
"Mess With Texas"
"Cadets Who Think "blacked out" sweatshirts is the stupidest idea since "blacked out" t shirts!"
"Asians... With Non-Asian Last Names (like Jones)"
"Dress Gray Hurts My Neck"
" Fat Girls of West Point UNITE!! "(only has 1 member)
"Guys Who Need West Point To Get Chicks"
"Guys Who Wear their Dogtags In the Shower Because they are Scared they Might Slip and Die"
"Jaren Mull Refuses To Use Deoderant, But Thinks He Smells Great Just the Same. "
"We can't have sideburns because we will get written up club"
"West Point Cadets Who arent Staunch Republicans"

BAM SON!

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Posts: 32,291

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

you're family is dumb
you're dumb
jack kevorikian is cool
you keep a diary
you're in a coma
internet is gay
i like drugs and child abuse
i made fun of you because your kid just died
you were too ugly to rape, so i just beat the shit out of you
if you don't like the village people, you're fucking gay

Joined: Mar '02
Posts: 32,291

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

your*...

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Posts: 12,724

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

410 sparta is my bitch pad

I'm giving up for now because my intarweb is being slow as shit. I mean dialup slooooooww....

Hank:"Hey, Luanne, this isn't as assassinine as I thought!"
Luanne:"Thanks!"

ANTHONY: This is the Americans With Disabilities Act. It ensures that no person, however disadvantaged or short or obese or blind or gay or even stoned, can be discriminated against, once his healing has begun.
MR. STRICKLAND: Hell, right now I'd kill for a big fat blind gay guy if we could just get some damn work done around here!

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Posts: 6,302

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: carrymenotcathy

g!p!, i think you just incorrected yourself.

http://www.buckleup.741.com

i've got a black belt in keepin' it real

you just peeked some xtreme boo. --shazzbot

Xtreme is the new hardcore. --88KK

it's not a crack house, it's a crack home.

Joined: Jul '01
Posts: 1,670

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: aks4bff

natural light enthusiasts

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry with the saints, The sinners are much more fun..."

Joined: Mar '02
Posts: 32,291

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

g!p!, i think you just incorrected yourself.

no, the correction was only for the first item on my list.

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Posts: 35,363

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

Is there Westpointers who only come here to look at pictures of Co-Eds and beat off?

now a staff writer at www.wrestleline.com because I'm cooler than you.
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Posted by: heckstorm
If you are a conservative or a Christian or are against gay marriage for some reason, you are a NAZI! AND A HATER AND RACIST. Yeah "burn the fags" hehe.

Heh, I'm only 12 years old and I don't really know what that means but I sure love to say it!
--- Goblinboy
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Posts: 4,431

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: hattie

anal endevors.

yeah my friends made it. but the anal is an acronym..i dunno what it stands for..but we're all in it..its funny.

we have an oregon trail one too..
umm..theres some really gay ones too.

..hatts..

05.11.05 --> the killers
06.20.05 --> oasis
more to come!

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Posts: 8,843

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Pointer

Is there Westpointers who only come here to look at pictures of Co-Eds and beat off?

Member here!

BAM SON!

Joined: Aug '03
Posts: 35,363

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

well, I guess it's better than having pent up, testosterone filled kids with guns.

...be nice if the proper soldiers just quietly got off rather then torturing people to release their tension.

now a staff writer at www.wrestleline.com because I'm cooler than you.
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Posted by: heckstorm
If you are a conservative or a Christian or are against gay marriage for some reason, you are a NAZI! AND A HATER AND RACIST. Yeah "burn the fags" hehe.

Heh, I'm only 12 years old and I don't really know what that means but I sure love to say it!
--- Goblinboy
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Joined: Feb '04
Posts: 8,843

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Pointer

...

BAM SON!

Joined: Jul '03
Posts: 6,861

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: playthefunk

...be nice if the proper soldiers just quietly got off rather then torturing people to release their tension.

Yes, because masturbation is very similar to killing insurgents.

WELL SOMEBODY TOLD ME YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND WHO LOOKS LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR.

Joined: Jun '02
Posts: 44,908

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

Well, masturbation DOES kill cats.

When I'm wearing my sunglasses, I enter a space known as SHADE REALITY.

In SHADE REALITY, all is allowed and nothing is forbidden. The only rule is to follow your passion.

Actually, there's a second rule: FOLLOW YOUR DESIRE TO CHILL OUT WITH NO LIMITS.

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Posts: 35,363

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

No, it's not and that was my point. Obviously they act like sociopaths for a reason, that reason MAY be the fact there'd be a lot of testosterone around. SO if they got themselves off now and then it might help.

now a staff writer at www.wrestleline.com because I'm cooler than you.
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Posted by: heckstorm
If you are a conservative or a Christian or are against gay marriage for some reason, you are a NAZI! AND A HATER AND RACIST. Yeah "burn the fags" hehe.

Heh, I'm only 12 years old and I don't really know what that means but I sure love to say it!
--- Goblinboy
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Joined: Feb '04
Posts: 8,843

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: Pointer

...

BAM SON!

Joined: Feb '04
Posts: 421

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: boxing howard

"a tribute to the most ugly and stupid person in the world"

google image searched it and put up the first picture of a person as the group photo.

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Posts: 12,724

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

They should use the one from Ben's retarded brother.

Hank:"Hey, Luanne, this isn't as assassinine as I thought!"
Luanne:"Thanks!"

ANTHONY: This is the Americans With Disabilities Act. It ensures that no person, however disadvantaged or short or obese or blind or gay or even stoned, can be discriminated against, once his healing has begun.
MR. STRICKLAND: Hell, right now I'd kill for a big fat blind gay guy if we could just get some damn work done around here!

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Posts: 32,291

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

" Fat Girls of West Point UNITE!! "(only has 1 member)

one too many.

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Posts: 6,861

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: playthefunk

No, it's not and that was my point. Obviously they act like sociopaths for a reason, that reason MAY be the fact there'd be a lot of testosterone around. SO if they got themselves off now and then it might help.

Maybe you should just stick to that wrestling website. Those are important.

WELL SOMEBODY TOLD ME YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND WHO LOOKS LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR.

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Posts: 6,302

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: carrymenotcathy

my apologies, g!p!, i didn't see that first one...

*begs for mercy on soul*

http://www.buckleup.741.com

i've got a black belt in keepin' it real

you just peeked some xtreme boo. --shazzbot

Xtreme is the new hardcore. --88KK

it's not a crack house, it's a crack home.

Joined: Jun '04
Posts: 5,919

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: pigeoninthepark

"I Know My Calculus" (a 2ge+her appreciation group)
"The Squirrels on Campus Are Freakishly OK with Human Interaction"
"Ron Popeil Fan Club"
"Adopt an Urban Squirrel"
"Ahhh! My mom is addicted to handbells!"

Spain Pictures!! http://community.webshots.com/user/worldtravelerem

Joined: Mar '02
Posts: 32,291

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

"Ron Popeil Fan Club"

ew, he has really nasty hands and no business being on television.

Joined: Mar '02
Posts: 32,291

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

Maybe you should just stick to that wrestling website. Those are important.

HAHA. somewhere "the best of ricky steamboat" is waiting to be reviewed, goblin.

Joined: Mar '04
Posts: 236

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: cdbeckman

"Jon Stewart For President"
"People Who Wish there Was a Bitch Slap Button"
"POP - 'cause Soda's Used For Baking"
"People Who Love Pokey Stix and/or Donkey Porn"
"G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS)"
"Cheese: God's Gift To Man"
"I Hate the Crows"
"Pc Load Letter, What the Fuck Does That Mean?"
"42 is the Answer!"
"Ann Coulter Is Really Hot... Too Bad She's a Stupid Conservative Right Wing Nutjob"
"I Was On Facebook Before the Daily Had a Story about it!!!"
"NO CHAIN LETTERS ON FACEBOOK!!!"
"I Get Enough Chain Letters Through Emails, I Don't Need To Get them Thru Facebook Too."
"1 Hate the Fuckin Chain Letters Being Sent around Facebook -Whoever Writes them Should Be Punched"

And the by far the best group

"I Want To Have Ben Folds' Love Child!"

-cdbeckman

Joined: Apr '03
Posts: 4,431

Feb 14th (5 years ago)
Posted by: hattie

here's some more before i got tired of looking.

afternoon delight
al bundy, a true role model
american gladiators..senseless violence at its best
bill brasky is a song of a bitch

..hatts..

05.11.05 --> the killers
06.20.05 --> oasis
more to come!

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