Liebs

Mar 24th (49 days ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

hey do any of you ohio .orgers live in cleveland

"Oh what a web of weave when we try to lie."
-Dax Flame

Mar 24th (48 days ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

Don't Teebs and Rach live in the vicinity? Luke and Kate are close.

37th Most Beautiful Person 2006, Emmy-losing actress Katie Ruben

Mar 24th (48 days ago)

Posted by: Neil Mace

refer to previous page

ITS CALLED SNAKES AND LADDERS!

'That racoon stole my lamb-chop'

Mar 24th (48 days ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

none of this is really important, the important thing is that i was making fun of kelly misspelling "chute"

"Oh what a web of weave when we try to lie."
-Dax Flame

Mar 24th (48 days ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

i hate you

37th Most Beautiful Person 2006, Emmy-losing actress Katie Ruben

Mar 25th (48 days ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

why is this thread locked? http://www.benfolds.org/forum/58255

i wanted to goof on teebs in it, and i can't. because it's locked. i e-mailed steve about this apparent bug, waiting for a response . . . . .

Mar 25th (48 days ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

bug fixed

"Oh what a web of weave when we try to lie."
-Dax Flame

Mar 25th (48 days ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

ty.

Mar 25th (48 days ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

guys i've got jones soda carbonated candy.

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

Mar 25th (48 days ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

I knew a guy who was all into Jones soda.

And now I know you.

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

eddie i have a few questions for you:

1) what type of soup is best?

2) what is your stance on peanut butter: creamy or gross?

3) are forests overrated?

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

Drew I'm happy you came to me for guidance despite being older than I. It shows character, as well as humility.

(1) The best type of soup is a good tomato-basil. Maybe throw a little rice in there if you're feeling adventurous. Maybe add some cream and chicken if you need a shot of protein and cholesterol.

(2) Peanut butter is good. I like peanut butter. I confess I like smooth compared to crunchy. I also confess I have crunchy in my apartment right now instead of smooth because I am just that continental.

(3) Forests are not overrated. We need them for oxygen, paper, and to give splinters to our enemies.

Drew, I hope these responses proved satisfactory. I want you to know that I'm here for you day and night; whenever you might need me. Don't be afraid to speak up.

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

thanks eddie, your answers are comforting.

as far as soup goes, i've found that a red pepper and tomato bisque is quite enjoyable. do you agree with this fact?

re: peanut butter i should confess that i was a bit harsh on non-creamy peanut butter. while i do not prefer it, it is a viable alternative.

and finally, who is in charge of mowing the lawn in a forest? someone's got to be, or it would get overrun.

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: Neil Mace

sounds like Drew only asked those questions so that he could answer them himself (he appears less mad if the questions are indirectly 'passed' through someone else).

Other questions of this ilk include:-

a) how was your day?

thats it.

Eddie, you FELL FOR IT!

'That racoon stole my lamb-chop'

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

It is the shame of my life that I've never had red pepper with tomato bisque. I feel as though my credibility is shot. Perhaps I should resign, lay low for two or three years, then have someone ghostwrite me a book. Perhaps it can be called "Broth(er), Can You Spare A Dime?"

Drew, pelican's used to mow forest lawn until they unioned up back in 1973. They demanded more penguin meat, but were denied so by management. Since then they've been on strike. These days it's up to those scab orangoutangs to keep the grass cut.

A real shameful situation, if you ask me.

Drew, what kind of circus do you prefer? One ring or three ring?

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

Eddie, you FELL FOR IT!

This is true, but, ya know, I like attention all the same.

EVERYBODY! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!!

..hi.

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: Neil Mace

excellent 'broth' based pun there.

I thought I'd point it out for those of you yet to read the 'big book of soup humour'.

Its big in size, not pages. Its NOT endorsed by Joel McHale.

'That racoon stole my lamb-chop'

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: Neil Mace

hi by the way.

When will you say sorry for hurting my feet in 2006?

'That racoon stole my lamb-chop'

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

eddie, don't stress too much about it. but if you ever have the chance to have a red pepper and tomato bisque, please do not hesitate.

eddie i do not like any type of circus, but if i had to pick, i would say one ring. i would rather have one ring than three rings because three rings is more circus and we've already established that the less circus, the better.

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: bobbielou

Good morning Lieb's thread.

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

pitcher gets the sign..
the pitch..
HIGH
ball 2
the outfield is playing deeep
tom cruise is a nazi
the pitch..

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

morning bobbielou

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: bobbielou

Drew, may I ask you a video game related question?

thanks.

do you know of any games for the Xbox 360 in which two people can play and shoot each other and have fun doing it?

Such as (from what I have heard but never played) that Bond game that used to be on .. playstation. (maybe?)

Also Drew, do you like grapefruit?

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

pitcher gets the sign..
the pitch..
HIGH
ball 2
the outfield is playing deeep
tom cruise is a nazi
the pitch..

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

bobbie,

thanks for the question. the game you are thinking of is a nintendo 64 classic: "james bond: goldeneye" and is considered one of the premiere first person shooters of its era.

there are many games similar to goldeneye on the xbox 360. the most notable would be "halo 3" which gives players the open of not only shooting at each other, but also teaming up to take on the story-mode of the game together.

another game of that sort would be call of duty 4, which is a military simulation that has achieved lots of acclaim.

i hope this has been informative.

although i do not eat grapefruit very often, do not let that fool you - i enjoy grapefruit verily!

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

Ooooh, I used to play Goldeneye on Playstation 1 with my friend in college. Fun fun fun! Good times.

When will you say sorry for hurting my feet in 2006?

I will apologize for one foot, but not both. Fair compromise?

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

a helpful chart: http://steeez.com/2008/03/14/whats-hot-this-spring/

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: bobbielou

Drew, thank you for your input. I may have to try Halo 3. I have certainly heard the Halo games are good but I have not played any of them.

I believe I tried one of the Call of Duty games (maybe it was 3, who knows) but the multiplayer option was really boring.

I suppose many of these games are meant to be played with more people all hooked up over internet land playing together but I just don't do that. daddy-o.

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

pitcher gets the sign..
the pitch..
HIGH
ball 2
the outfield is playing deeep
tom cruise is a nazi
the pitch..

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

bobbie the call of duty games are not my cup of tea but the new one (cod4) got like heaps and heaps of praise.

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

bobbie,

also you can get halo 1 and 2. they are original xbox games, but as long as you have an internet connection on your xbox and a hard drive, you can download a patch that will let you play them on your xbox 360. they too have the same multiplayer options of halo 3, and will let you team up to take on the story mode together. co-op campaign mode is a lot of fun actually.

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

Drew, yesterday I was in Best Buy and I saw they were selling all of the old Sonic the Hedgehog games on one disc for PS2 for 20 bucks (plus tax), and I almost bought it cause I liked playing those games.

Do those games suck and I'm just relying on boyhood nostalgia, or should I regret my decision of non-purchase?

Mar 26th (47 days ago)

Posted by: Plainclothesman

Why isn't this thread locked?

...I can post to myself this way...I suppose...but, yet...then again, no. Sleep, I gotta try at least, but - wait a minute: that little blue grouch is laughing at me! Well...I'll have to sort him out later, that, that...grouch! Oh, the NERVE of that scowling fool, thinking he can just bark at me to use CAPITALS (which are highly irritating, I'm sorry)
See, insomnia.