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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Imperiai2

So, I'm going to have a female roommate this summer, and beyond summer... she's cool, though. I hope it doesn't suck.

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: yonnermark

female roommate?
wouldn't have thought they'd allow that.
Bit weird getting dressed/undressed every night no?

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Liebs

Who wouldn't allow that? We aren't Communist.
Why would it be weird? It's just body parts.

Giddyup.

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Imperiai2

She's not sharing my room, unfortunately, she's sharing my house as a whole.

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: yonnermark

Why would it be weird? It's just body parts.

ok. but every public building in the world (apart from ali macbeal's office) has separate toilets for men and women.

Just seems strange to have make people mix sexes for their bedroom where they might want to walk round half-naked or whatever.

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Liebs

I forgot that Yonnermark thinks that roommate is someone that lives in the same room.

Yonner, in America, roommate = housemate.

Or gay lover.

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: LifeOnaPlate

right.

is she hot? that is the real issue here.

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Imperiai2

She's very very cute.

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: yonnermark

ha, ok. housemate. Now it makes sense :)
I had 2 female housemates and 1 male housemate. It didn't work out so good with the girls. They were hormonal and irrate and left LOADS of hairs in the plughole etc etc etc

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: madison78man

Yeah, maybe you two can be bedmates. Hook it up!

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: jrkeyboard

Yeah, as much as I love women, living with them can be very rough

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Jimbob

ok. but every public building in the world (apart from ali macbeal's office) has separate toilets for men and women.

You do realise that that's total bollocks, right?
I've been in unisex toilets.
They exist.

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Imperiai2

Don't think I haven't thought about it, but, I've resolved to not actively attempt such a feat. However I will accept any offers from her end...

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: LifeOnaPlate

i call B.S.

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: +Ill

She's not sharing my room

But you said roommate.

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Imperiai2

In America, we're wierd!! We say TV instead of tellie, elevator instead of 'lift', and roommate instead of housemate. We are TOTALLY WIERD!!

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: +Ill

You bunch of crazies!

Show me the mosh pit!

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: ben_freak

you mean "weird", silly.

btw, happy 5000. phil, you care, don't even.

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: +Ill

You bunch of weird!

Show me the mosh pit!

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: yonnermark

you mean "weird", silly.

or even "wired" !!

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Chazm

"Roomate" is the polite American term. What they really are is "rent money."

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: ben_freak

oh, i was refering to the incorrect spelling "wierd"

czar!

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Imperiai2

Wow, that's wierd, I've always spelt it wierd. Wierd, dude.

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May 6th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Imperiai2

Did I write spelt? haha

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May 7th (4 years ago)
Posted by: yonnermark

wtgmf

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May 7th (4 years ago)
Posted by: +Ill

Ew, geriatric sex.

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May 7th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

so there's no term for housemate?

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May 7th (4 years ago)
Posted by: LoyalCow

Jim. Thats the hobo that lives in my basement at least

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May 7th (4 years ago)
Posted by: HeatherB

"Roomate" is the polite American term. What they really are is "rent money."
In some cases, that is oh-so-true.

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May 7th (4 years ago)
Posted by: kellyanne

female roomates are the BVEST unless you are another female

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