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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: ass

I hope I can make it through the weekend without ordering one. I usually love to have one delivered whenever we have icy/snowy weather.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: LifeOnaPlate

I love pizza and could eat it every day of my life.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Strange Weather

I did something bad last week. I was watching TV, and I see an ad for Domino's Pizza. The ad said that any large pizza any day of the week, with any toppings is only 9.99.

Well, I'm not a Domino's fan, but that's pretty cheap, and I figure I can have half the pizza for dinner, and half for lunch the next day.

30 mins later the Large Pepperoni pizza arrives. 20 minutes later it is gone. The whole thing. It wasn't even good. I just couldn't stop myself. WTF?

Anyway, I ended up chasing it with about a half-bottle of Tums. My belt was not happy with me.

Oy.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: ass

Shit, man. That's impressive.

I've been watching what I eat since the new year and pizza is definitely a nogo. It figures Pizza Hut & Domino's would roll out their competing 10-bucks-for-anything campaigns. Jerks.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: yonnermark

pizza goes cold quick. otherwise its great

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Strange Weather

Yeah. I have to learn to not trust myself. When I'm 30, and my metabolism comes to a screeching halt, this stuff's really not gonna fly.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: ben_freak

jesus, i can barely eat 2 pieces!

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: ass

Pizza almost tastes as good cold as it does fresh.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Strange Weather

Well I play football professionally, so I gotta load up sometimes.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: ass

They should make medicine in pizza form.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Strange Weather

I always order my pizza with extra Sudafed. Of course, I ask for it as SudaED.

The pizza people usually don't know what 'm talking about, but that's just as well since they don't carry Sudafed to begin with.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: ass

Robitussin sauce?

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Strange Weather

That's not a bad idea.

We'll open a chain and call it Dr. Pizza. When it fails, we can totally start a fire and collect the insurance.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: ass

We are brick-oven pizza doctors.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Strange Weather

Haha.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: ass

Think Ben would do our jingle?

"Doctor of pies....."

Maybe a Brick thing, All U Can Eat perhaps.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Chazm

Doctor of Pies.. ilat.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Nepenthe

Chuck E Cheese pizza is not goo cold. it's like it rots.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Chazm

This thread is making me want pizza.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Strange Weather

Well, I'm told Dominos makes large ones for $9.99

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Edwin

Can you order out from Chuck E. Cheese? This would be news to me, although I don't even remember what it tastes like since they don't allow anyone above the age of 18 in or something

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: ass

I hope I have enough provisions to last. There's no way I'm getting out.

Edwin, you getting any ice or snow?

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Edwin

It has been raining a little bit, and my friend said a winter storm was on its way but it sure didn't feel like it--it's still in the 40s/50s outside.

I'm ready for winter weather, although I'd like it to be after I fly to school tomorrow

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: ass

It was around 60 this morning here and it's below freezing now.

A pizza sure would warm me up...

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Strange Weather

I ordered pizza to pick up once during a snowstorm when I lived in NH. I got in my car, skidded into a snowbank, thought "fuck this!" and turned back.

I wonder whatever happened to that pizza.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: ass

Did they say anything to you next time you ordered?

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Edwin

"Ed, we ate your pizza during the snowstorm. Hope you don't mind."

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Strange Weather

They didn't know it was me. They didn't ask for names or anything, just for the order.

I'm like the Keyser Soze of the pizza ordering world.

I don't think this analogy works at all..

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Strange Weather

"Ed, we ate your pizza during the snowstorm. Hope you don't mind."

Would have been funny if I got there, and they said that.

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Jan 12th (4 years ago)
Posted by: Edwin

Sure would've! And it looks like I won't be spared for long:

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