What James Bond was to England, XXX is to the WORLD.

Aug 18th (8 years ago)

Posted by: MainlyMappable

This thread has been brought up before, and I know it. I have no shame. I'm just here to tell all you folks:
(preaching very loudly, putting emphasis on random words as if filled with "the spirit")

"I have SEEN the what you people call "XXX" and it has CHANGED ME. Vin Deisel's sculpted physique and bad-ass "tude" was down-right SEXY. OH LORD! He made me fear ..even myself! It was SO realistic. His arms were like...MELONS! Giant MELONS! Praise Be to the MELONS! And when he used those melon-like arms to kick some German ASS.. I CRIED! Like a little baby. He was so beautiful. XXX was SO beautiful. *weeps* It's changed me in ways I CAN'T describe (mhm!), changed me in ways I can't BELIEVE (uh huh!), HECK! It's even changed me in ways I can't understand!
PRAISE BE to Vin Deisel! God of the American Bad-ass!!"

What I mean by all that is: The movie was TERRIBLE. And yet, it was one of those movies you HAVE to see. I'm serious. It's not one of those movies like "Dude, Where's My Car?" where it's so bad it's good (though, that is a matter of opinion), THIS IS JUST BAD.

But you have to see it, then come back and tell me all about it. PRAISE BE TO THE MELONS!

- My grandmother dated Elvis. She went over to his house, and he made her a chocolate soda -

Aug 18th (8 years ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

gas!panic! says "omg" A LOT.

What's up with that, yo?

omg!!!!!!!!!1111111

"Do you feel like a chain store?/Practically floored/One of many zeros/Kicked around bored"

Aug 18th (8 years ago)

Posted by: MWNemesis

Heeee...wow...now I'm curious. My friend wants to see this, so, considering that we leave for college soon and this would be deemed "bonding/goodbye time", I'm under a certain amount of obligation to go...but if at all possible, I'm bringing my boyfriend down with me...MWAHAH...the one who hated The Fast and the Furious with every fiber of his being :-P

~ Erin (AKA Mr. Winkles' Nemesis)

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Aug 18th (8 years ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

Ebert thought it was pretty bad-ass.

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"Reality is the illusion created by an art deficiency."

- Someone whose tiny signature I cannot read

Aug 18th (8 years ago)

Posted by: Clairita

Ebert and Roeper....*shakes head with disappointment*

Ebert just ain't the same without Mr. Siskel.

"Did the music just get louder?" -Dell
"No, it just got groovier." -Dave

Aug 18th (8 years ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

I used to think he was a good critic... but then I realized that he gave Fight Club 2 stars (out of 4), and XXX 3 and a half, and my brain exploded. I took a while to clean me up.

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"Reality is the illusion created by an art deficiency."

- Someone whose tiny signature I cannot read

Aug 18th (8 years ago)

Posted by: rorytmeadows

ahhh, the simple minded...amused by spinning tops

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"I pulled my groin last night.
It felt so good I pulled it again."
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Rorison Meadows

Aug 18th (8 years ago)

Posted by: Squall91

Rotten Tomatoes is the best critic.

"I just got a great idea to attract funds!! I'm gonna go have a shower, brb"
-A friend

Apple Fritter bless America!
np: nothing

Aug 18th (8 years ago)

Posted by: thelethalerror

Vin Diesel needs to drink bleach.

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Fantastic Planet! Watch the mind rays!

Aug 18th (8 years ago)

Posted by: Squall91

How about rat poison?

"I just got a great idea to attract funds!! I'm gonna go have a shower, brb"
-A friend

Apple Fritter bless America!
np: nothing

Aug 18th (8 years ago)

Posted by: rorytmeadows

how about come out of the closet

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"I pulled my groin last night.
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Rorison Meadows

Aug 18th (8 years ago)

Posted by: MainlyMappable

Ooh. Harsh..

as harsh as something like that could be.

- My grandmother dated Elvis. She went over to his house, and he made her a chocolate soda -

Aug 19th (8 years ago)

Posted by: Quami

First Marky Mark...now this guy

Dad is great.......he gives us the chocolate cake!

-Brian

Aug 19th (8 years ago)

Posted by: douggystyle

I haven't seen it.

Notice I didn't say "I haven't seen it yet."

Subtle difference. Means I don't intend to see it.

Aug 19th (8 years ago)

Posted by: MWNemesis

Well...I just got home...and...*weeps for the chunk of life she wasted on that movie* I just have to keep telling myself it was worth it to see my friend one more time before college starts...and I did get a nice little quick nap in there...during the ending.

~ Erin (AKA Mr. Winkles' Nemesis)

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Aug 19th (8 years ago)

Posted by: rorytmeadows

wow "chuck of life wasted on that movie"

was it as bad as a Carrot top movie?

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"I pulled my groin last night.
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Aug 19th (8 years ago)

Posted by: MainlyMappable

Mm. Worse.

To tell ya'll the truth, I had to be dragged into the movie theatre. That's what friends are for, I guess.

- My grandmother dated Elvis. She went over to his house, and he made her a chocolate soda -

Aug 19th (8 years ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

keep smiling, keep shining/knowing you can always count on me, for sure/that's what friends are for

i got bacharach on yo ass

"Do you feel like a chain store?/Practically floored/One of many zeros/Kicked around bored"

Aug 19th (8 years ago)

Posted by: MainlyMappable

Much obliged.

- My grandmother dated Elvis. She went over to his house, and he made her a chocolate soda -

Aug 19th (8 years ago)

Posted by: MWNemesis

Having not seen a Carrot Top movie, I cannot truthfully say...but it's a pretty good bet :-P It was just rather painful to watch...I mean you just hear the things those people say and just have to wince and go "Oooh...that was bad."

~ Erin (AKA Mr. Winkles' Nemesis)

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Aug 20th (8 years ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

Carrot Top was in MOVIES? Someone hand me a gun.

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Aug 20th (8 years ago)

Posted by: Creamsoda2702

chairman of the board! lol..."glass?! i see this stuff everywhere" hahahaha

Everything is totally rockin' out of control when we hit Japan

Aug 20th (8 years ago)

Posted by: MainlyMappable

buznump.

- My grandmother dated Elvis. She went over to his house, and he made her a chocolate soda -