I fuckin hate customers sometimes

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Natiest

Brazilians are a stupid people, I have to deal with them every single day...

"Cracking toast Gromit!"

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

TWEEEEUNS!

somebody had to say it

i love stumbling upon an old funny joke of mine because lets face it there are only a few funny on here this website and i am one of them
-Cullen

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: bobbielou

*your

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

"NOT
EVEN
THE
BENFOLDS
CAN
HELP
YOU
NOW."
-Chazm

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

Someday Rach and I are going to make a trip to b-lou's bookstore and we will just be total jerks because we can and then laugh and laugh about it

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

and dont even tell her it's you

i love stumbling upon an old funny joke of mine because lets face it there are only a few funny on here this website and i am one of them
-Cullen

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

right. I'm thinking I could pull it off, but Rach's pic is all over this goddamn place

she'll have to sit in the car

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

yeah but if you dont mention anything she wont be like HEY STOP YOU ARE SILVERGIRL

the more i think about this the more hilarious it would be to randomly encounter you people without telling you

i love stumbling upon an old funny joke of mine because lets face it there are only a few funny on here this website and i am one of them
-Cullen

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: benfoldsgroupie

Thatäs AWESOME, TB. Iäd do it.

Aww, fuckin German kezboards. I need more booye.

DAMMIT! At least thez arenät as bad as French ones.

"jess, yuu the coolest. wesedx aat ayresrs torck. uyou like it what wya?" -Harrison

I say lady, step into my Hyundai

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

Suddenly I have the goosebumps.

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Webb

you ever hear someone call it gooseflesh?

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Webb

lol @ tweeeeeuns

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

I've heard goose pimples.

But I think that's a British thing.

Or at least, the person who said it spoke with a british accent.

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Webb

AND I LOVE YOU TOO!

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

People with british accents rarely tell me that.

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Webb

I LIKE SHOTS OF GINA LEE
SPORTS ON TV
AND TWEEEEUNS

AND
I
LOVE
YOU
TOO!!!!111

here's to football!

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: WatercolorStain

I just started in a new department yesterday where I am again directly working with the public.

Today, some cracked out looking guy was walking slowly toward my window, looking around uncertainly. I made eye contact, so I smiled and said, "Hi, how are you today?" He suddenly came running over, shoved the upper half of his body through my window, and started shouting, "HE DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN' 'BOUT NO $44! WHERE THAT $44 COME FROM?"

Fortunately, no matter their problem, it is not MY problem. I don't know anything, I'm just taking their money. I get to call someone else over so they can yell at them instead. It's so nice not being responsible.

You've just beaten the stuffing out of three preppies and given away the girl--but before the day is through, you'll take enough drugs to kill a horse. Now, it's Miller Time!

Mar 23rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Webb

two o fmy coworkers are watching this video of the animated penguins dancing to hip hop. i opened the door, saw them and said "you guys are fuckin idiots"

Mar 24th (14 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

hahaha

show them hamsterdance.com or hampsterdance.com. I can't remember which. They'd probly s your d

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Mar 24th (14 months ago)

Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

hamsterdance.com

the best kept secret on the internets

i love stumbling upon an old funny joke of mine because lets face it there are only a few funny on here this website and i am one of them
-Cullen

Mar 24th (14 months ago)

Posted by: playthefunk

What bookstore do you work at, bobbielou?

The most frequent annoyance is when someone approaches me at the information desk, and after I ask them if there's something I can help them with, they just blurt out some shitty title.

"Can I help you?"
"90 Minutes in Heaven"
"Talk in a sentence, stupid cunt."

My favorite dumb customer question is the constant:

"Where is non-fiction?"
"Well, non-fiction is basically everything outside of the fiction section."

It's not that these situations are that intolerable, it's just that I've never had a more eye-opening experience to the fact that people just don't think.

Listen for me yelling "Rock this bitch... Orchestrally!" - Goblinboy

"what this has do to with English???" - Natiest

"Hi Changelingjane, how many christians oppressed you today?" - scratch

Mar 24th (14 months ago)

Posted by: Eccojedi

I took apart one of the Kodak Picture Maker machines today because someone had somehow crammed an xD card into the SD slot sideways. After I got their card out, they proceeded to try and cram it in the Memory Stick hole of the machine next to it before I could even say "here's your card." Luckily, that machine was acting up, so I told them that all the machines were actually down today, and so they left.

ecco has a lot to worry about. the mall rent a cop is prosecuting him for ROCKING OUT - dustybooks

www.Myspace.com/Pianokeys

Mar 24th (14 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

Riding customers into the ground is one of the better ways to deal with Monday... or Friday.

GB is god-gooseman
well i dont like facials, but i enjoy a pearl necklace- jessk983
I'm very impressed with Goblinboy-Celeborn
I can't compete with the adonis that is Goblinboy.-Neil Mace
goblinboy sure is smarter than us - guiltywhiteboy

Mar 24th (14 months ago)

Posted by: acoustic_41

Thatäs AWESOME, TB. Iäd do it.

Aww, fuckin German kezboards. I need more booye.

DAMMIT! At least thez arenät as bad as French ones.

That is crazy. How the fuck do those zany Germans type?

Um...yeah....not so much...

Mar 24th (14 months ago)

Posted by: Eccojedi

It's an enigma for sure.

ecco has a lot to worry about. the mall rent a cop is prosecuting him for ROCKING OUT - dustybooks

www.Myspace.com/Pianokeys

Mar 24th (14 months ago)

Posted by: acoustic_41

Haha nice play on words

Um...yeah....not so much...

Mar 24th (14 months ago)

Posted by: WatercolorStain

The most frequent annoyance is when someone approaches me at the information desk, and after I ask them if there's something I can help them with, they just blurt out some shitty title.

When I worked at the Kwik-E-Mart, people would constantly come in for directions. I guess there was a neon AAA sign outside the door somewhere I missed. It actually didn't bother me at all, and made me stupidly happy when I could help someone get where they were going. But! If you're going to ask me to go out of my way and do something I'm NOT being paid for, don't get rude with me.

So many people would come in, ignore my, "Hello," ignore my, "How are you?" and say, "Raleigh."

Sometimes I would just repeat it and nod. "Yes. Raleigh," and just stand there looking at them until they rephrased.

You've just beaten the stuffing out of three preppies and given away the girl--but before the day is through, you'll take enough drugs to kill a horse. Now, it's Miller Time!

Mar 24th (14 months ago)

Posted by: madison78man

Maybe I'm brazillian.

i could be too

http://www.myspace.com/madison78man
http://unclestampy.blogspot.com (my blog)

Mar 25th (14 months ago)

Posted by: Ill

the more i think about this the more hilarious it would be to randomly encounter you people without telling you

I think I'd recognise the Mahna Mahna guy.

We made love under the tarantula.

Mar 26th (13 months ago)

Posted by: playthefunk

What bookstore do you work at, bobbielou?

Listen for me yelling "Rock this bitch... Orchestrally!" - Goblinboy

"what this has do to with English???" - Natiest

"Hi Changelingjane, how many christians oppressed you today?" - scratch

Mar 26th (13 months ago)

Posted by: bobbielou

it's a college bookstore.

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

"NOT
EVEN
THE
BENFOLDS
CAN
HELP
YOU
NOW."
-Chazm