I fuckin hate customers sometimes

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

it's probably something to do with crazy old people behind the scenes. and you wanna know why? because old people can't understand the difference between DVDs and CDs. they can't. in fact sometimes they also call CDs tapes which is not even close! and yet they're like WHAAA when I call DVDs "videos" WHICH THEY TECHNICALLY ARE. JESUS MOTHER CHRIST

I've always been afraid of it
But come on... Beauty rules!

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

what if they called them MOVIES.

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

yeah i do that too. i don't actually care when ppl call them CDs btw, i was just trying to fit in on this thread

I've always been afraid of it
But come on... Beauty rules!

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

Man, old people are gonna have trouble getting their heads around BLU-RAY.

LET'S JUST SAY THEY PLAY A LITTLE GAME CALLED "ANAL BIRTH".
-Ill

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

Last year I stayed over at my 65 year old uncles house. They had 56K dialup AOL for internet service. I hadn't seen that since 8th grade. I remember them asking me if I knew how to send an e-mail.

it's weird to see my name in an autosignature.
-Silvergirl

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

Old people are fuckin' dumb.

LET'S JUST SAY THEY PLAY A LITTLE GAME CALLED "ANAL BIRTH".
-Ill

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: Ill

i heard webb was going to come up to iowa just for the occasion kel..

No that was me.

"he is useing concrete jungle as a metaphor for we just need more love instead of worrying about other things" ~ BobMarleyfan90

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

Old people are fuckin' dumb.

yeah, some of them really are.

i wonder if they just get dumb because of old age (is the graph of lifetime intelligence something like a bell curve?) or if dumb old people were always really dumb, even as young people (and perhaps dumb people somehow live longer, thus creating the impression that so many old folks are dumb)?

some dumb old asshole was trying to argue with me about her medicare part D paying for her diabetic supplies the other day. and she kept interrupting me after she had asked me questions. i told her i'd be happy to give them a call but she was like "no i'm on the senior bus and it's waiting!!" and i was like wtfever, go fly a kite then. i wanted to kick her in her throat tbh, and part of that is solely because she is old. ageism over here~~

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

I don't know about your bell curve theory. Cos i was very smart as a small child but i feel to be getting progressively dumber.

LET'S JUST SAY THEY PLAY A LITTLE GAME CALLED "ANAL BIRTH".
-Ill

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

I believe you don't get dumber as you get older, however, your ability to adapt and learn new things deminishes. Therefore, knowledge is graphed as a deminishing exponential function with a horizontal asymptote signifying the limit of knowledge, while the rate that knowledge is gained is a linear graph with a negative slope reaching zero at death. While the knowledge of the elderly is higher, the knowledge is somewhat useless because rate is which new knowledge is gained is significantly less then the rate of change in society.

In summary, the world changes and old people can't adapt, so they look dumb.

it's weird to see my name in an autosignature.
-Silvergirl

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

Sometimes I really hate my job. This is one of those times.

it's weird to see my name in an autosignature.
-Silvergirl

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

You mean one of those times when there's a sniper attack? i know those really suck at my office.

37th Most Beautiful Person 2006, Emmy-losing actress Katie Ruben

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

No, those are actually fun. It's all the damn paperwork and slideshows.

it's weird to see my name in an autosignature.
-Silvergirl

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: Emaline Jones

That was a great post Pointer. I give you top points. We are doing a subject on social developmental psychology and one of our assignments is interviewing a septogenerian/octogenarian. It's amazing to me how with it some of them are, how vibrant and active and aware of the world they can be, against the expectations society places upon them. Ageism is rampant on this board OBVY! Good on you for punching it in the face.

I LIKE MY BUGGERY.... HASTILY DOCUMENTED

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

I wish I could punch an old person in the face right about now.

it's weird to see my name in an autosignature.
-Silvergirl

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: Emaline Jones

Well now! I take away your top points.

I LIKE MY BUGGERY.... HASTILY DOCUMENTED

Apr 11th (35 days ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

Presentation by Pointer

HOW TO KILL A TERRORIST
*Transition: vertical blinds*
1. Aim gun
*Transition: checkerboard*
2. Shoot gun
*Transition: dissolve*
3. Hit terrorist
*Transition: wipe up*
THE END
*Sound: applause, loop*

37th Most Beautiful Person 2006, Emmy-losing actress Katie Ruben

Apr 11th (34 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

EJ, when I said I wish I could punch an old person in the face I meant Osama Bin Ladin. I misspoke.

it's weird to see my name in an autosignature.
-Silvergirl

Apr 11th (34 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

Kel, you forgot...

4. Add notch on belt

it's weird to see my name in an autosignature.
-Silvergirl

Apr 11th (34 days ago)

Posted by: Ill

I'm only ageist about old people who go into computer game stores and put $30 games on layby when their grandchildren are right there and have the money in their wallets.

"he is useing concrete jungle as a metaphor for we just need more love instead of worrying about other things" ~ BobMarleyfan90

Apr 14th (31 days ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

Today I had a kid ask me, and he honestly didn't know, if our skin was made out of dirt.

he's thirteen.

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Apr 14th (31 days ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

*diminishing

"Oh what a web of weave when we try to lie."
-Dax Flame

Apr 14th (31 days ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

Well is it?

37th Most Beautiful Person 2006, Emmy-losing actress Katie Ruben

Apr 14th (31 days ago)

Posted by: emaline84

my sister is a pharmacist and said this customer came up to the counter yesterday and asked "do you fill prescriptions here?" are you kidding me? it's a fucking pharmacy. the dude was 25.

Apr 14th (31 days ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

depending on what religion you are, YES

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Apr 24th (21 days ago)

Posted by: bobbielou

haha. A man just came in and looked around for a while and then said, "My daughter's graduating from here. Is she getting a B.A. or a B.S.?"

haha. Why would i know?

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

pitcher gets the sign..
the pitch..
HIGH
ball 2
the outfield is playing deeep
tom cruise is a nazi
the pitch..

Apr 24th (21 days ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

haha. You should have said "From what I've seen, she's getting B.S."

Apr 24th (21 days ago)

Posted by: topha_cmd

gtav 4 is out soon...dreading it

"Topha, i'm glad i turned you on" - Foldsie15
"I am pulling stuff out of my ass right now" - Foldsie15
"Welcome Back My Friend." - Hound Dog called me his friend!

I'm an indie guy trapped in a punks body!

There are 10 different kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary, and those who don't.

May 1st (14 days ago)

Posted by: bobbielou

Hyper girl walks in:

"I just saw two people from my class walk in here! Why were they in here? Do I need to be in here?"

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

pitcher gets the sign..
the pitch..
HIGH
ball 2
the outfield is playing deeep
tom cruise is a nazi
the pitch..

May 1st (14 days ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

another bomb threat today!

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind