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Mar 27th (13 months ago)
Posted by: neoangel_1

the minimum wage excuse is total bullshit imo. that should be even more reason to want to do a reasonably good job.

Yeah, worrying about whether I can pay the rent makes me want to help out some some yuppie who got their job by being rich/sleeping with someone

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Mar 27th (13 months ago)
Posted by: bobbielou

if you were more of a slut maybe this wouldn't be a problem!!

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

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BENFOLDS
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YOU
NOW."
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Mar 27th (13 months ago)
Posted by: neoangel_1

True, but there's only so much ugly genitalia/faces/bodies that one can look at before they toss their cookies in the bedroom.

I got a new part-time job though! so now I have two!

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Mar 27th (13 months ago)
Posted by: WatercolorStain

Yeah, worrying about whether I can pay the rent makes me want to help out some some yuppie who got their job by being rich/sleeping with someone

I'd kind of say that was true, actually, because when I only had $1.50 a day to spend on food, I went out of my way to make everyone happy so I could keep my shitty convenience store job so I could hopefully even afford Ramen noodles the next day.

I don't know if that's what he was getting at, though.

You've just beaten the stuffing out of three preppies and given away the girl--but before the day is through, you'll take enough drugs to kill a horse. Now, it's Miller Time!

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Mar 27th (13 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

the minimum wage excuse is total bullshit imo. that should be even more reason to want to do a reasonably good job.

So being paid the least you're allowed to be paid legally should be it's own reward? Or because they should be glad they at least have a job?

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Mar 27th (13 months ago)
Posted by: Chazm

I love helping/talking to customers as long as they aren't jagoffs to me or other people I work with. When they start to get pissy for whatever reason, I'm just extra nice to them, with the slightest hint of sarcasm.

I want to combine the NAACP with Mothers Against Drunk Driving. It's called Mothers Against the Advancement of Colored People.

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Mar 27th (13 months ago)
Posted by: Chazm

Also I don't do too bad for a guy my age, so maybe it seems more worth it for me to be nice and good at my job.

I want to combine the NAACP with Mothers Against Drunk Driving. It's called Mothers Against the Advancement of Colored People.

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Mar 27th (13 months ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

kinda. I mean, let's face it...minimum wage jobs in America aren't really jobs. The reason they're paid so low is that it's pretty much a system of interchangeable people. It's no coincidence that McDonald's etc. have such a high turnover rate. They don't really plan on keeping employees, at least the ones who break in at the bottom. Most of those ginormous companies operate on that principal.


Yeah, worrying about whether I can pay the rent makes me want to help out some some yuppie who got their job by being rich/sleeping with someone

This is going to sound hearltess, but maybe, just maybe, you should get a job that pays better. And, if you can't...well...take a good hard look. True, some of it is luck, some of it is circumstance, but some of it is how you come off in an interview and the skills you have.

I don't make oodles of money. I've worked really hard to put myself through undergrad and now grad school with little to no help. I work really hard at my job, and frequently put in a lot of time of my own. I'm managing to save some money and buy some nice things. Please don't resent me for that. Please don't resent me because, after busting my ass all morning and probably the night before, I'd like a cup of coffee or a hamburger and a quiet corner.

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Mar 27th (13 months ago)
Posted by: Chazm

oh don't be such a drama queen

I agree with the first part, though. You get what you put in.

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Mar 27th (13 months ago)
Posted by: Ill

This is going to sound hearltess, but maybe, just maybe, you should get a job that pays better

I know, that part sucks. That's why I'm at university when I don't want to be.

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Mar 28th (13 months ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

right on man. I'd love a job with no or little responsibility, which is pretty much every low paying job I've ever worked.

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Mar 28th (13 months ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

ok i knew my post would be misinterpreted, especially by wackos like goblinboy. my point was basically what stephanie said, that if one is in a minimum wage job one probably needs it to survive, and therefore should try and do reasonably well. i'm not saying being a low-paid worker doesn't suck. although i'll take it over additional schooling any day.

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Mar 28th (13 months ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

Please don't resent me for that. Please don't resent me because, after busting my ass all morning and probably the night before, I'd like a cup of coffee or a hamburger and a quiet corner.

hahaha wtf. i'm pretty sure the thread is about resenting PROBLEM CUSTOMERS. and there's going to be something to resent in any job, no matter how paying. i have a really excellent, fairly high-paying job now and dealing with the public is WAY worse for me now than it was when i worked in a grocery store.

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Mar 28th (13 months ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

I was mainly talking to neowhatever

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Mar 28th (13 months ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

i gotcha, teebs.

I'm managing to save some money and buy some nice things. Please don't resent me for that. Please don't resent me because, after busting my ass all morning and probably the night before, I'd like a cup of coffee or a hamburger and a quiet corner.

1 time i was watching suze orman and sum chick called in and was like "i have not had a raise in 2 yrs but my coworkers say i dont need 1 b/c i drive a bmw and paid off my loans" and all this shit (she was a teacher, too). and suze orman was like "THEIR PROBLEMS R NOT UR PROBLEMS, SISTER. u don't feel bad 4 having ur money, u r responsible and shit." (rough paraphrase) imo

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Mar 28th (13 months ago)
Posted by: jooce129

lesbians dont know SHIT, gp

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Mar 28th (13 months ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

they're bad tippers, too.

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Mar 28th (13 months ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

generally speaking, of course.

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Mar 28th (13 months ago)
Posted by: Ill

The lesbians hate us for our porpoises.

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Mar 28th (13 months ago)
Posted by: WatercolorStain

I recently started in a new department at work where I'll be dealing directly with the public again. So far, no one's gotten too ugly with me, but it's great, because if someone is the least bit short with me, another girl back there just explodes after they walk off.

"Oh, my god! What a dick! What the fuck was HIS problem?! I can't believe how rude he just was to you!"

Then tells everyone else who wasn't around to witness about it.

For some reason, it makes me feel better, especially since in every case so far, the people she's done that with weren't really all that bad. I guess it's like...if she thinks it was THAT bad and I was completely undaunted by it, maybe I'm getting somewhere.

Although I know none of that is true and she's just a very dramatic person.

You've just beaten the stuffing out of three preppies and given away the girl--but before the day is through, you'll take enough drugs to kill a horse. Now, it's Miller Time!

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Mar 28th (13 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

This is going to sound hearltess, but maybe, just maybe, you should get a job that pays better.

I assumed we were discussing teenagers.

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Mar 28th (13 months ago)
Posted by: bobbielou

right. I'm thinking I could pull it off, but Rach's pic is all over this goddamn place

i'm late on this but:

TB, I could totally recognize you! sorry sucker!

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

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THE
BENFOLDS
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HELP
YOU
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Mar 28th (13 months ago)
Posted by: ass

I would only if he had a big red X across his face.

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Mar 28th (13 months ago)
Posted by: Ill

WatercolorStain hates short, ugly people.

We made love under the tarantula.

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Mar 29th (13 months ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

I assumed we were discussing teenagers.

should that change the customer service expectations?

b-lou, you've yet to see me in incognito mode. I can make it through the mall without my students and their families recognizing me. You've not got a shot

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Mar 29th (13 months ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

This is going to sound hearltess, but maybe, just maybe, you should get a job that pays better.

I assumed we were discussing teenagers.


He was talking to neoangel, who I think is out of high school.

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Mar 29th (13 months ago)
Posted by: neoangel_1

I'm graduating from college in August and finally getting calls from people offering me "real jobs" but I don't have good enough pay yet to get a car.

This is going to sound hearltess, but maybe, just maybe, you should get a job that pays better. And, if you can't...well...take a good hard look. True, some of it is luck, some of it is circumstance, but some of it is how you come off in an interview and the skills you have.

I'm working on it! After all, there are people that have web jobs and I know more than they do. So I'm pretty sure I have a chance. I'm also either going to somehow save up for a car or move back to DC.

Though it would help that I didn't look like such a queerwad terrorist. I'm an American, I swear! And I speak English!

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Mar 29th (13 months ago)
Posted by: WatercolorStain

WatercolorStain hates short, ugly people.

This is true.

You've just beaten the stuffing out of three preppies and given away the girl--but before the day is through, you'll take enough drugs to kill a horse. Now, it's Miller Time!

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Mar 29th (13 months ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

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Mar 29th (13 months ago)
Posted by: thepianist67

what the fuck dude. there was an infant who was as big as that dogs head


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F*ck that, get well NOW.

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