New Ben Folds Tour!!?

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Dog On Todd

Now that I have your attention..

If you could throw any object at anyone in the world, what and who would you hit?

Right now I'm thinking Tiger Tiger ice cream at Ben/Jerry for not having it as a flavour option at their store in my city.. That's just pure evil.

You can be my enemy, dottie... -kelbellene
ha.. i dig you dog on todd. - hattie

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

I would throw the statue of liberty at your face Douchebag

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Dog On Todd

Because I am un-patriotic?

You can be my enemy, dottie... -kelbellene
ha.. i dig you dog on todd. - hattie

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Genius

If I was you, I'd act like I was gonna throw Tiger Tiger at them, but totally pull a 180 and eat it! Hooray, ice cream!

Freedom, that's what I needom.

Ok guys, I looked it up. I'm only classified as "very gifted" not "genius." I'm apologize for spreading this falsehood. I am nothing but an impostor.

Newcapris! (Say this real fast and it sounds like nigga please!)

http://jopper74.deviantart.com
http://www.xanga.com/jjbernstien

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Dog On Todd

That is pure.. GENIUS

I can't recall you ever doing or posting anything to really piss me off.-TB
You can be my enemy, dottie... -kelbellene
ha.. i dig you dog on todd. - hattie

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: CleverDentist

I can tell you aren't from around here -- you think a Ben post will get people's attention. No one on this board has gone to a Ben show since 2001.

the cd

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: bobbielou

that's actually kindof what I was thinking..

also, what's Tiger Tiger ice cream?

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

"and I live ghatr away with boys who don't walnt gorj me to libhwner thetwer. "
-silvergirl

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: ass

It's made from real bits of tiger.

SEXY PLANTS

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: lukegeeknerd

Ice cream made from real tigers that turns back into tigers when thrown at people.

Congraturation
This story is happy end.
Thank you.

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: ass

With fudge stripes.

SEXY PLANTS

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: bobbielou

yum.

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

"and I live ghatr away with boys who don't walnt gorj me to libhwner thetwer. "
-silvergirl

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: ass

Ew, fudge stripes sounds like something else now that I think about it.

SEXY PLANTS

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

i had friends who were brothers that lived across the street from me, whenever the older one would piss off the younger one enoughm the younger one would threaten him with "hey tim, what about the poopy underwear behind the wall?" because his older bro had a problem with whiping his ass or something and he was afraid to put his poopy underwear in the wash so he'd just hide them behind this wall they had.... ew.

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

ilat poopy underwear a lot.

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: ass

Was this neighbor named Juan?

SEXY PLANTS

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

NO!

i met jan like 2 years ago only

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Jimbob

Newsflash: I've known Webb longer than Juan.

I feel weird.

He's so fine
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
Wish he were mine
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
That handsome boy overthere
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
The one with the wavy hair

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

Because you are strange.

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Jimbob

I guess so

He's so fine
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
Wish he were mine
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
That handsome boy overthere
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
The one with the wavy hair

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

threads about ben folds are not the best way to get attention

IN A PERFECT WORLD BEN AND FRULIE WOULD BE 2GETHR 4EVER AND BUSH WOULD NEVER HAVE COMMITTED 911 :( AS THIS GIF SHOWS
-geep

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

i know that is what i was thinking it is like hello earth to you! we don't even like his stuff anymore because in our opinions it is not as good as the stuff he did 10 years ago!

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

or even 6 years ago!

IN A PERFECT WORLD BEN AND FRULIE WOULD BE 2GETHR 4EVER AND BUSH WOULD NEVER HAVE COMMITTED 911 :( AS THIS GIF SHOWS
-geep

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: bobbielou

we are so mean!

benfolds is crying right now guys!

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

"and I live ghatr away with boys who don't walnt gorj me to libhwner thetwer. "
-silvergirl

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

crying all the way to the jewish bank.

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

*5 jew bankers

IN A PERFECT WORLD BEN AND FRULIE WOULD BE 2GETHR 4EVER AND BUSH WOULD NEVER HAVE COMMITTED 911 :( AS THIS GIF SHOWS
-geep

Apr 13th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

sounds like the decemberists.