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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: 27yovirgin

Child will you come on down
Come on in with me
Morning says to idle on
Stay clear of the street

On the wing
And on the land
Can you sing
With anything

Do you wanna dance
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya wanna dance
Stroke it Noel

They say we're lazy men
Drinkin' our white wine
We could go right insane
'Cause we can buy the time

Oh, keep an eye
On the sky
Will they come
Oh the bombs

But, do you wanna dance
Easy now, easy now
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya wanna dance
Do ya wanna, do ya, ya wanna dance

I lied im not a 27yo virgin, im a 26yovirgin soon to b 27. Ive not a virgin by choice. I scare women. To ugly for any women to love not even my own mum could love me.

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: +Ill

Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock'n'roll.

I haven't decided on a new sig yet but I just changed my avatar so I thought it was probably appropriate to change the sig too.

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

title taken directly from geeps oasis fan fiction

He thinks that they are done but I need to know for sure
And now the lions playing drums and the drums are made of dragons
And the dragons see the tiger and the tiger turns pink
And the tiger opens a restaurant and it is very successful
The menu is delicious and the restaurant is made entirely of bees
-Dan Deacon

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: 27yovirgin

nothing to do with oasis

I lied im not a 27yo virgin, im a 26yovirgin soon to b 27. Ive not a virgin by choice. I scare women. To ugly for any women to love not even my own mum could love me.

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: +Ill

Shut up.

I haven't decided on a new sig yet but I just changed my avatar so I thought it was probably appropriate to change the sig too.

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: joysea

pot for that roast, virg?

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: 27yovirgin

i dont know what u mean?

I lied im not a 27yo virgin, im a 26yovirgin soon to b 27. Ive not a virgin by choice. I scare women. To ugly for any women to love not even my own mum could love me.

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: WatercolorStain

pot for that roast, virg?

That's nice, I don't think I've heard that one before.

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

one of the most gorgeous songs ever.

but the oasis fanfic line is too good to resist.

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: joysea

thanks. :)

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: John Lennon

delete

That's where all the cowboys have gone.

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

i doubt, as big as they are, that there is any oasis fanfic out there. oasis fans are 2 cool/stupid.

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: 27yovirgin

one of the most gorgeous songs ever.

Easily. i also been listening to the left banke lately. Walk away Renee is so pretty.

I lied im not a 27yo virgin, im a 26yovirgin soon to b 27. Ive not a virgin by choice. I scare women. To ugly for any women to love not even my own mum could love me.

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: Nitty

big star. so what?

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: caats19

oasis have a new single out soon. though i was saddened cuz i had already heard it. though i like it a lot.

come on chemicals! come on chemico-o-o-ools!

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: 27yovirgin

I dont like oasis

I lied im not a 27yo virgin, im a 26yovirgin soon to b 27. Ive not a virgin by choice. I scare women. To ugly for any women to love not even my own mum could love me.

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: Nitty

did you know Noel's missus squeezed one out the other day. Another little noel that is..

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: caats19

yah i read that today. named it donovan rory gallagher. he says he's a legend already

come on chemicals! come on chemico-o-o-ools!

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: Nitty

that's typical of him i guess- talkin his baby up before it's been released.

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Sep 25th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: Imperiai2

overrated

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Sep 26th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

when did it become 1993 again?

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Sep 26th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

not everyone's tastes change with the wind like yours apparently do

"If you make gold out of lemons and lemonade, mean rude people will crush your gold and jewelry too. This is why the birds fly sometimes not."

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Sep 26th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

not 2 mention that oasis weren't on the radar in 1993.

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Sep 26th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: Nitty

they were on mine in late 93

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Sep 26th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: caats19

i was 6 in 93

come on chemicals! come on chemico-o-o-ools!

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Sep 26th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: Nitty

amazing how time flies eh?

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Sep 26th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

ew you're my sister's age caats

"If you make gold out of lemons and lemonade, mean rude people will crush your gold and jewelry too. This is why the birds fly sometimes not."

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Sep 26th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

y is that ew unless u are a pederast? RHONDA WAS RITE ALL ALONG

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Sep 26th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

huh? ew from the idea that he's the age of ppl she's dated and stuff, and the implicit connection of that with the idea of her dating him

though of course my initial reaction didn't properly take in the factor that he's not interested in girls anyway

"If you make gold out of lemons and lemonade, mean rude people will crush your gold and jewelry too. This is why the birds fly sometimes not."

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Sep 26th 2007 (6 years ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

ew, u are imagining ur sister raping caats?

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