Caats Chats: A .Org Series

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

geep (10:48:36 PM): is watching america's next top model gay?
caats (10:47:46 PM): i watch it
caats (10:47:55 PM): er i guess that doesn't help
geep (10:48:59 PM): i kno that's why i ask tbh
caats (10:47:59 PM): haha
caats (10:48:02 PM): i don't think so
geep (10:49:10 PM): not even a little?
geep (10:49:17 PM): what's ur argument, b/c it has models on it?
caats (10:48:17 PM): i will admit prob a lil
caats (10:48:18 PM): yep
geep (10:49:37 PM): okay maybe a lil more than a lil tho?
caats (10:48:59 PM): maayyybe
geep (10:50:32 PM): okay maybe like ttly?
caats (10:49:46 PM): possibly

MORE TK!!!

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: ass

subscribe to this thread? Y

What is a Jim?

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

digg this thread

http://rnewman.livejournal.com/

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: blackteeshirt

so DVR-ing this one guys

Guys, be serious about Jesus, and it's also time to get serious about America.

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

this thread is del.ic.ious

http://rnewman.livejournal.com/

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

This thread watched by: Ill

I missed the middle part, but I can tell from the way that you are enjoying yourselves it must have been a very humorous anecdote because the way you are laughing just shows how much you enjoyed it.

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

users watching this thread: drewmg, Ill

this was a triumph
i'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
it's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: WatercolorStain

this thread is del.ic.ious

ilat

I'm a ghost...like in that movie...Ghost.

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: bobbielou

caats has never been so popular before!

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

pitcher gets the sign..
the pitch..
HIGH
ball 2
the outfield is playing deeep
tom cruise is a nazi
the pitch..

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

not outside of a Turkish bath anyway.

I missed the middle part, but I can tell from the way that you are enjoying yourselves it must have been a very humorous anecdote because the way you are laughing just shows how much you enjoyed it.

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

I could really go for some turkey right about now.

http://rnewman.livejournal.com/

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: WatercolorStain

ONE MORE MONTH. Just stick it out and you'll have your fill.

I'm a ghost...like in that movie...Ghost.

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Webb

poor caats is only getting talked to so gas can exploit it on the dorg.

yeah i got bored. i realized it bended back pretty far, but it was too hard. then i gave it a few seconds and thought about a bear attack or some shit, and then i pushed it behind my balls and i put it in my butt. i can get about 1/4 inch into there
-midnight vulture

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: yonnermark

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I am sooo over linking to my site in my autosig

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

This thread is sponsored by BEE MOVIE starring Jerry Seinfeld, in theatres November 2nd!

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Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

haha holy shit those Bee Movie commercial things on NBC are THE WORST EVER

cmon, grant is not the world's greatest nor is he the world's cutest. such a statement is an insult to tom arnold and chris stone small, respectively.

and i agree, he has TWO MANY OPINONS. worst of all, he disagrees with ME at least 60% of the time (that's a conservative estimate, huh grant?), AND EVEN WORSE he frames his argument in such a manner as to make it logical, significant, and persuasive. yeah that's right he does something WORSE THAN THE WORST. there is no worser than grant. WHATTAFAGG

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

Seriously! They make me want to stab Jerry Seinfeld.

This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again.

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

.orgers checking to make sure they're not gay: drewmg, ill

Now the time is here, for iron man to spread fear, vengeance from the grave. Kills the people he once saved.

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: blackteeshirt

They showed the trailer for the Bee movie before The Simpsons Movie when I saw it on opening night. Everyone was booing and ripping it apart. Totally hilarious, guys.

Guys, be serious about Jesus, and it's also time to get serious about America.

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: lukegeeknerd

Caats and Geep are the modern day version of Abbott & Costello

Congraturation
This story is happy end.
Thank you.

Oct 24th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

poor caats is only getting talked to so gas can exploit it on the dorg.


not true!! i've had soooo many lulz conversations w/ caats in the past, i just never got the idea to post them. so i wasn't xploiting him then. and i'm not xploiting him now, b/c i wouldn't do it w/out his blessing.

Oct 25th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: LifeOnaPlate

the Simpsons movie sucked.

http://lifeonapl8.blogspot.com/
"This will always be BenFolds.org" +Steve

Oct 25th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Christyn

Wait is Caats gay now? Like actually gay and not just for the butts of your jokes?
Heh. Butts.

>>going where the air is clear, there's better beer<<

Oct 25th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Christyn

I like Caats. He is a quality boy. His hair's real nice too.

>>going where the air is clear, there's better beer<<

Oct 25th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

*butts

http://rnewman.livejournal.com/

Oct 25th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: mauve

aw poo. there are so many conversations i know longer have.

i put the ovaries in my mouth

Oct 25th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

this thread isn't about you tho

caaaaaa-aaaa-aaats' populatiry is probl at an alltime high on .org right now

take advantage of that cats

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Oct 25th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Harrison

Cats is an award-winning musical composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber based on Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats and other poems by T. S. Eliot. The show has been performed around the world in numerous productions and has been translated into more than 20 languages.

space invaders need to do laundry too!

Oct 25th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

I saw it on Broadway and enjoyed it! JELLICLE CATS COME OUT TONIGHT!

I figure it's safe to make that admission on a thread about caats being gay.

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Oct 25th 2007 (6 years ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

here's ur next installment. don't get so used 2 the regularity tho pls.

also u may notice based on the timestamps that i tinkered around slightly w/ the order of IMs. it just makes it easier to read. also i tried 2 make it easier 2 read by separating who's talking by a blank line ,instead of lumping them all 2gether. dunno if it helps or not but w/e, neways...

this caats chaat is about stuff he's put on his balls:

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caats (12:23:08 AM): i've only put that purrell on my balls

geep (12:24:19 AM): why did you do that?!?

caats (12:23:23 AM): i was bored.
caats (12:23:27 AM): but i didn't really learrn anything

geep (12:24:31 AM): and it burned?

caats (12:23:32 AM): yep
caats (12:23:38 AM): but then i've done it a few times outa boredome
caats (12:23:41 AM): bordom

geep (12:24:44 AM): you've never put ANYTHING else on your balls?

caats (12:23:54 AM): germ-x

geep (12:24:57 AM): like ur BFF's hand or w/e
geep (12:24:59 AM): just sayin
geep (12:25:03 AM): wtf is germ-x?

caats (12:24:06 AM): cheapo purrell

geep (12:25:13 AM): HAHAH

caats (12:24:14 AM): then i make my friendz do it
caats (12:24:19 AM): like i mean on their ballz
caats (12:24:22 AM): cuz they don't believe me

geep (12:25:23 AM): did you think you'd get satisfaction out of that?

caats (12:24:27 AM): noope. it burns pretty bad

geep (12:25:36 AM): and you've done it more than once?

caats (12:24:46 AM): yeeeeeeep. it's like a funny pain
caats (12:24:54 AM): you shud try it gp

geep (12:25:57 AM): just on ur balls tho, rite?
geep (12:25:59 AM): ballz*

caats (12:25:04 AM): yuh i dont think i'd wack it with that stoof

geep (12:26:18 AM): no i don't think i will try it
geep (12:26:28 AM): you jsut told me it burns ur ballz

caats (12:25:36 AM): you could make it a partay game and the first to scream looses
caats (12:25:37 AM): loses

geep (12:26:49 AM): oh have you guys done that?

caats (12:25:51 AM): i've wanted to
caats (12:25:54 AM): i dont think they'd be game

geep (12:27:07 AM): well just float that idea to them
geep (12:27:10 AM): you never kno
geep (12:27:13 AM): that's what i always sya

caats (12:26:12 AM): ur right
caats (12:26:14 AM): i'll see this weekend