Find Yourself in The Mitchell Report.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

Well..they're about to announce it.

The ESPN Lawyer just referred to Jason Grimsley as Jason Priestly, which was the highlight of my day.

If any of you have been taking steroids, you should probably just announce it now. You don't want to be embarrassed on national television.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: Michael Vick

Man, steroids are the least of my problems.

Good Dog!

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: lukegeeknerd

Early indications say Roger Clemens is on it. Good shit. I never was a big fan of his.

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Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

Chuck Knoblauch is apparently on it too.

This is gonna be a long day for Yankee fans.

Sigh.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

yeah Clemens, Pettite, etc

this is going to be crazy stuff. STAY TUNED GUYS

Time heals all wounds....

except if you're a hemophiliac.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: lukegeeknerd

I think the Phillies will be fine with all of this. The only name that I could even imagine seeing from the Phillies would be Jim Thome from a few years ago. But, other than that, I think we're good.

Any day that is a long day for a Yankees fan is a good day for me.

This is my 8,001st post btw. Happy posting day to me.

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Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

what i don't get is why its such a big deal in baseball. isnt there a football player like every week that is suspended for "performance enhancing drugs" ?

i understand that its america's past time but if they're going to pick on just baseball in general i think that's a little pointless. they should investigate ALL sports.

Time heals all wounds....

except if you're a hemophiliac.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: WatercolorStain

My coworker just tuned into some AM station that's playing the, uh, report or whatever.

I don't know what I'm hearing, but, wow, this radio gets terrible AM reception.

You can change the music, if you want. Hatebreed's not for everybody.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

lol

Time heals all wounds....

except if you're a hemophiliac.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

they should investigate ALL sports.

While you are not wrong, this isn't "they" investigating baseball. This is baseball investigating itself. Bud Selig can't commision a report on basketball. Though that would be funny if he tried.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

That's true. I should have worded it differently.

Hopefully this will open the doors for other sports to get investigated.

Time heals all wounds....

except if you're a hemophiliac.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

I'm tired of all those assholes cheating at luge.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

Don't get me started on Frolf

Time heals all wounds....

except if you're a hemophiliac.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: Taco_Sauce

I see your point SW but isn't Congress involved in this?

I mean, they should be of course, this being the most important issue facing America at the moment.

I guess you top the list then fuckface
- tb

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: Taco_Sauce

If nothing else I hope this list shuts up the asterisk assholes.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

Juan, I missed your sombrero. That's a nice sombrero.

Time heals all wounds....

except if you're a hemophiliac.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: lukegeeknerd

No, Juano, this particular report is just something that the baseball commissioner asked this guy to do.

Congress was involved in investigating the big drug rings involving steroids, like BALCO. And then when they asked certain people about it, like Barry Bonds. He might have lied under oath so is accused of perjury now.

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Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

Would Mitchell just get to the drama already

Time heals all wounds....

except if you're a hemophiliac.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

Oooh! I'm reading it now. Lenny Dykstra is in there. And Todd Hundley. I always liked him. Damn.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: lukegeeknerd

Heh, yeah, I had heard whispers about Dykstra this past year. That's sad. He was one of my favorites growing up.

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Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

Haha, Rondell White!

So's David Justice, Glenallen Hill, Mo Vaugn, Denny Neagle (he used to power up with prostitutes too), Ron Villone..

This report is long.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

He's the guy that chewed tobacco and had cancer right? I remember he had squirrel cheeks on all my baseball cards. He was one of my favs

Time heals all wounds....

except if you're a hemophiliac.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: Taco_Sauce

Ah, yes, thanks Luke. Do you have a link to the list SW?

I think my mom might still have that sombrero somewhere, it's an heirloom.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

Tejada..that's not a surprise though.

Mike Stanton. IS THERE A FUCKING YANKEE NOT ON THIS LIST??

Paul Lo Duca, Kevin Brown..

Juan, you can download the pdf on espn.com

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

I saw that with Tejada.

I didn't see Kevin Brown though. It would explain a lot about his injuries/career going downhill so fast.

Time heals all wounds....

except if you're a hemophiliac.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

He's the guy that chewed tobacco and had cancer right? I remember he had squirrel cheeks on all my baseball cards. He was one of my favs

referring to Dykstra

Time heals all wounds....

except if you're a hemophiliac.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: Strange Weather

Gagne! Heh. Troy Glaus..John Rocker (wonder if he got 'em on the 7 train). Some other guys too.

Well, Mattingly isn't there. So I'm happy.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: Taco_Sauce

Duh, I found it.

Stephen Randolph, ha ha. he sucks.
Eric Gagne, no wonder he sucks now.

LoDuca :(

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

Jerry Hairston, Matt Herges, Jim Parque? lol, Mo Vaughan

Time heals all wounds....

except if you're a hemophiliac.

Dec 13th (3 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

Michael Vick is my new least favourite .orger.

Maybe.

ilat all references to Jason Priestley anywhere, ever.

I missed the middle part, but I can tell from the way that you are enjoying yourselves it must have been a very humorous anecdote because the way you are laughing just shows how much you enjoyed it.