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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: Bill Murray

go eat a boot

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

tbone - why aren't we drawing things together iykwim?

These. Are. Times. That. Can't. Be. Weathered. And. We. Have. Never. Been. Back. There. Since. Then.

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: tbonejc1

Let's do this

On the dark side, my friend

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

Okay! But right now my phone is being a white noise machine.

These. Are. Times. That. Can't. Be. Weathered. And. We. Have. Never. Been. Back. There. Since. Then.

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: Willie

hook it up

baller

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: Bill Murray

on the couch tonight

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

on the couch tonight

i think the worst thing you can be in life is paul mccartney

*cliff richard

*chubby

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

I got time for looking out the window
I got time for cooking me a stew
I got time for polishing the doorstep - oh honey
But I ain't got time for you.

Well, you come home drunk, you spit and you swear
Take my money, but you don't take me nowhere
I'm tired of being held down, tired of being used
Get you feet out of my shoes.

Well we don't talk since you got the TV
We ain't been out since you got the car
We don't make love until you've started drinking, oh no
I don't know what's keeping me here.

Cause all you do is come home drunk, you spit and you swear
Take my body, but it don't go nowhere
I'm tired of being held down, tired of being yours
Get your hands out of my drawers.

Take it away!
[solo]

Lord I've tried enough, kept on hoping, kept my fingers crossed
I've tried everything I know
Even tried talking to the Lord, oh no, hell I ain't gonna try anymore

Cause you can't come home drunk, you spit and you swear
Touch my body and I'll touch you somewhere
I'm tired of being held down, tired of being used
Get your feet out of my shoes.

Get your feet out of my shoes
Get your feet out of my shoes

i think the worst thing you can be in life is paul mccartney

*cliff richard

*chubby

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: Bill Murray

plaastik's best single.

frog

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: Willie

iawtp

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: dustybooks


you make me feel
like i'm a thorn
you make me feel
like you can throw me away
all the things you take away
all the things you accept
i know how to persuade you
i know how to butter you up
i know how to keep you


their words are harsh
but beautiful

i think the worst thing you can be in life is paul mccartney

*cliff richard

*chubby

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

neverthless prior to plaastik's "rose" you were hearing the country power pop of the boothill foot tappers. a great track!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wsYt0wzt6VM

i think the worst thing you can be in life is paul mccartney

*cliff richard

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: Bill Murray

I was being sarcasmic, Nat Han. I'll listen to that song LATER you FUCKER

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

i just don't know anymore

i think the worst thing you can be in life is paul mccartney

*cliff richard

*chubby

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

my brother just texted me to ask what our mom's birthday is, lol

i think the worst thing you can be in life is paul mccartney

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: Bill Murray

well

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

welly welly welly welly well

i think the worst thing you can be in life is paul mccartney

*cliff richard

*chubby

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: Bill Murray

she looked so beautiful i could eat her




that song is terrifying

frog

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

JL/POB is a concept album about Cookie Monster falls in love with a cookie

Female cookie

And loses faith in all religions

Film adapt stars Robert Duvall

i think the worst thing you can be in life is paul mccartney

*cliff richard

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: Bill Murray

srsly wtf is up with that "cookie"

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: cliff

i just watched hoop dreams. life is fucking tragic

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

Iawtp

i think the worst thing you can be in life is paul mccartney

*cliff richard

*chubby

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: cliff

its worse when you read up about their stories since. plus they're old as fuck.

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

We're all gonna be old as fuck soon

i think the worst thing you can be in life is paul mccartney

*cliff richard

*chubby

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: cliff

and our dreams destroyed and cock in hands

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: Bill Murray

i'm 39

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: +Ill

Poop dreams.

(because geep was gonna say it anyway)

(and blame it on me)

(he's right)

To hell with Jim Loy

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

cliff what you think about this http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/03/20/44837.htm

willie hate me :(

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: HarmonizedMoFo

"When Keister looked up at the man, the man revealed his erect penis to Keister and began masturbating energetically while staring at Keister.

ok, first of all, modifying "masturbate" with an adverb is almost always hilarious.

Suddenly, and seemingly out of nowhere, the man reached over and firmly grabbed Keister's penis, yanking on it, and would not let it go.

leggo my eggo imo

Christ UP!
#AMBITION

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Mar 20th 2012 (14 months ago)
Posted by: HarmonizedMoFo

also, holy shit, "keister"

Christ UP!
#AMBITION

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