general statements you'd like to make thread

Aug 4th (10 months ago)

Posted by: m_v

guitarist

Aug 5th (10 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

Last night I drank a Canada Dry that I found out later expired in 1994.

I suppose the none-wide spout should have given it away. Still as delicious as ever though.

Eric: "What is this called?" (points to butt)
Korean Student in the back of class: "Nature Hole!"

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

no way, soda that expired would be nasty.

Sinking in marsh ... sweet kitten is trapped

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

Dude, I agree that I would have thought that. But the can looked old (I thought it was simply part of that "throwback" campaign), had an old small spout, and said "DEC1994" printed on the bottom, discovered afterwards.

I'm not going to go trying a bunch of expired soda now, but just saying, it tasted fine. Although I was really surprised that it was still carbonated. I've accidentally had soda in a plastic bottle from 2007 last year and it was complete flat upon opening it.

Eric: "What is this called?" (points to butt)
Korean Student in the back of class: "Nature Hole!"

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

what kind of canada dry was it? club soda, ginger ale?

Sinking in marsh ... sweet kitten is trapped

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

ginger ale

Eric: "What is this called?" (points to butt)
Korean Student in the back of class: "Nature Hole!"

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

god ginger ale is so fucking awesome

Sinking in marsh ... sweet kitten is trapped

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

that's the truth, son. It drinks best when followed by an "ahhhh" sound.

Eric: "What is this called?" (points to butt)
Korean Student in the back of class: "Nature Hole!"

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

Drew, if I had the same old can of ginger ale, tried it first, and said it was good and handed it to you, would you sip?

Eric: "What is this called?" (points to butt)
Korean Student in the back of class: "Nature Hole!"

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

i trust you completely

Sinking in marsh ... sweet kitten is trapped

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

I'm getting teary eyed over here....

Eric: "What is this called?" (points to butt)
Korean Student in the back of class: "Nature Hole!"

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

really bad idea

a bottle of olives

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

So you would not sip then? Don't you trust me?

Eric: "What is this called?" (points to butt)
Korean Student in the back of class: "Nature Hole!"

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

Don't you trust me?

:|

a bottle of olives

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

Let's do some trust falls to fix this.

Eric: "What is this called?" (points to butt)
Korean Student in the back of class: "Nature Hole!"

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

Let's spend some time in a Korean bath house.

a bottle of olives

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

Sigged

"Let's spend some time in a Korean bath house." - JL

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

how's the new songwriting

a bottle of olives

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

good

a bottle of olives

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

Good! I actually go some inspiration and that's what I went to go do. I'm trying to get some songs ready for a big gig in a couple weeks, but I fear forcing them to places they shouldn't be rather than just waiting for them to lead the way.

"Let's spend some time in a Korean bath house." - JL

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: Jimbob

If you play them live then decide they need rewriting, you can do that!

www.redjamspear.com

http://benfolds.org/forum/58805#1386519

Aug 6th (10 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

Yeah, I know....but I want it to be good NOW.

"Let's spend some time in a Korean bath house." - JL

Aug 7th (10 months ago)

Posted by: Pointer

"Yeah, I know....but I want it to be good NOW"

Story of my life.

Talking about unemployment... my failsafe method to win any argument on the dorg*.
-I know what this war is about... I'm unemployed
-I disagree with McCain... and I'm unemployed
-I'm not a pervert... I'm unemployed

*I also give all of you permission to use me as a "friend that is unemployed*" to win arguments outside of the dorg

Aug 8th (10 months ago)

Posted by: Emaline Jones

Drew is the modfather

basically what I'm saying here is that this ends with a cock up your anal

Aug 8th (10 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

I see nothing happened here.

Pet sounds? I've never heard of it but if I wanted to hear a cat meow all I gotta do is go out to the parking lot of my apartment complex.

Aug 8th (10 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

I believe it.

My monster's name is Chacomemo Aguomefio. He lies in Kewe, Florida. He eats kewe plants with blood. His hobby is playing Mudball.

Aug 8th (10 months ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

As if the Sikh temple shooting weren't enough to quash any faith I had left in humanity, now another loon (oops, sorry, "loons" can't get "guns" in "America," my bad) gets caught with a fucking arsenal in a movie theater.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/connecticut/2012/08/08
/conn-man-with-gun-dark-knight-rises-arrested/UPT8oJNs4l
hb1LUFqqf1VI/story.html

Isnt a pickle kind of gay? Its shaped like a penis, it tastes salty like a penis, and the most popular brand is named "mt. olive"

Aug 8th (10 months ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

Sorry, wrong link, that was yet ANOTHER dude packing heat at a Batman movie; it's so easy to get them all mixed up.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/07/scott-smith-da
rk-knight-arrested-ohio_n_1753951.html

Isnt a pickle kind of gay? Its shaped like a penis, it tastes salty like a penis, and the most popular brand is named "mt. olive"

Aug 8th (10 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

I'm not saying it's right, because I think the whole idea of people carrying loaded weapons as protection is jacked, but if he had a permit to carry the gun, why was he arrested exactly? Or was he allowed to carry it, but not conceal it?

Pet sounds? I've never heard of it but if I wanted to hear a cat meow all I gotta do is go out to the parking lot of my apartment complex.

Aug 8th (10 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

^^ to your first link

Pet sounds? I've never heard of it but if I wanted to hear a cat meow all I gotta do is go out to the parking lot of my apartment complex.