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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: ass

Ask him out on a date to Germany.

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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

maybe you should send him smoke signals, is he one of them indian fellers? do u own a blanket made of bear skin and wolves pelvis?

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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: +Ill

Ask him out on a date to Germany.

Now you're going too far.

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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: ass

My idea wasn't good enough? Fine! You're up.

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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: John Lennon

maybe you should send him smoke signals, is he one of them indian fellers?

if he is, you should take the smoke signals back, so you'd be an indian giver, and he wouldn't have to marry outside of race.

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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

i think its funny that all actors playing american indians are mexican. that tickles me way in my innards iykwim

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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: John Lennon

innards just reminds me of tripe and the idea of someone eating tripe is just disgusting imo

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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: ass

I live around a bunch of Native Americans. This would be a good place to set your movie if it has an Indian character.

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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: +Ill

That really tickles my tripe.

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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

raging bull rodriguez

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Brushes her teeth.
Shoots a deoderant spray up her twat...
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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

kicking mule vasquez

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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: ass

Runs With Dog Gonzalez

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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

Crazy Guy Lopez

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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: +Ill

The Bitch Went Nuts Del Toro

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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: ass

Fred Jones Part Dos

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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: Nikki

in an MIA song, she sings about indian girls (from india) and she goes on to say stuff like, "indian girlz dey get men laid".

then timbaland says some shit line like, "baby girl, you and me, should go down to your teepee."

wrong indian, imo.

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Apr 27th (3 months ago)
Posted by: ass

Maybe he meant toilet paper?

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Apr 28th (3 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

i was taught how to say "cumshot" in german the other day, by the guy i like. and i say he doesn't read my signals...

Ask him out in German.


Repeat what he taught you but with a sexy smirk.

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Apr 28th (3 months ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

have him teach you "on tits"

I think it's the best when you can tell people to quote your shit and inspite of your vanety they still do it.

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Apr 30th (3 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

I'd love to find a really big motown-ish compilation with a bunch of lesser known artists... might look for a torrent

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Apr 30th (3 months ago)
Posted by: Emaline Jones

the best sandwich is a vegemite one

GOOD THIEVES OF BURNING CARS ENCIRCLE POISONED RIVERS MINDS AND HEARTS
HORSES WANT TO DANCE BUT FIND THEIR WINGS ARE DAMAGED, WATER DAMAGED
GOLD IS SELLING NOW BUT HURRY MIGHTY OCEAN RISING FAST
A BIG MAN WITH A PLAN HAS GOT A STORM A COMING MONSTER COMING

WITH FRAGMENTS OF FICTION!

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Apr 30th (3 months ago)
Posted by: Emaline Jones

nikki.. thats disgusting. what song is that?

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HORSES WANT TO DANCE BUT FIND THEIR WINGS ARE DAMAGED, WATER DAMAGED
GOLD IS SELLING NOW BUT HURRY MIGHTY OCEAN RISING FAST
A BIG MAN WITH A PLAN HAS GOT A STORM A COMING MONSTER COMING

WITH FRAGMENTS OF FICTION!

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May 5th (3 months ago)
Posted by: Emaline Jones

I don't know where else to post this

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/david+bowie/five+years_200
36908.html


wtf is with the ad on the side. WTF WTF WTF

THIS WORLD IS GOING TO SHIT

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May 5th (3 months ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

that is a good song. someone put that on a cd for me once. OH THAT WAS YOU LOL
!

"...and a bowling ball that generates electricity!" bloop bloop bloop BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP bloop bloop bloop BLOOP bloop BLOOP bloop BLOOP bloop bloop BLOOP BLOOP bloop BLOOP! Someday...

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May 5th (3 months ago)
Posted by: Emaline Jones

OMG IT WAS TOO!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/emalinejones/cor
eyadddd.jpg
this is the ad i saw peeps

http://www.inthemix.com.au/broadband/fm/37631/Corey_Wor
thington_Fight_For_Your_Right_leaked_to_inthemix


this the clip. Oh my god. fuuuucking hell.

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May 9th (3 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

this evening I will consume some awesome Mexican food and many jugs of margaritas, I will also probably watch others drink shots while I try to understand why people enjoy small volumes of things that (usually) taste unpleasant.

Then we will take a drunken train ride that will no doubt involve much shouting about where to go next while the womenfolk take numerous photos of themselves and/or others.

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May 9th (3 months ago)
Posted by: Kid-Kenobi

^That happened over two years ago. Stop reliving the past, man.

In other news, Josh Brolin as George W. Bush MESSES ME UP. I mean, good show on the make-up and all that, but fucking woah. I used to wanna do that Brolin kid like, all the time. Now I just want to watch him say "internets" and "the googles" a lot.

You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it.

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May 9th (3 months ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

Babies are cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

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May 9th (3 months ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

I meant to post that on the YouTube tread, but whatever.

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May 9th (3 months ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

"babies are cute" is still a pretty general statement.

"I am really, really into bestiality."

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