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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Nikki

HAHA thanks, lady!
it's new and really inexpensive.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: gooseman

well now that you've clarified i don't have to read too much into it, but i still say you're saying too much if you're trying to keep that shit off the board.

but whatevs. I'm a gossip hound so keep it coming I say.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Kid-Kenobi

Skyyyyy rocket's in flight... AFTERNOON DELIGHT.
*boooowhip!*

In other news, someone bought me the new Clutch album today. This makes my pants sing.

All I'm saying is, when we split the cheque three ways, the steak-eater picks the pocket of the salad-man.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: +Ill

What kind of singing voice does your pants have? I would imagine deep and resonating.

I'm so modern that everything is pointless.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Kid-Kenobi

My pants sound like this, currently:
http://tinyurl.com/dl2z7q

All I'm saying is, when we split the cheque three ways, the steak-eater picks the pocket of the salad-man.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

Rach, please imagine every possible interpretation of everything you post and react accordingly

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: gooseman

It's so fucking cold tonight that I took a hot water bottle when i walked to mcdonalds tonight

I wish i had my gerling 'gator' beanie. Where the fuck is it?

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Kid-Kenobi

There's a dinosaur exhibit on at the museum that I'm going to go see next week by myself, then I will go see the Nick Cave exhibit.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

I'm going tomorrow, might have to skip the room of death though.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

geez u guys sometimes complain about americans but you sure love our commercializzm

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

with all this museum talk you mean?

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

haha no the mcdonalds part

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

yes, it's quite popular. You must be so proud.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

Nah. I don't even go there. Sometimes I'll get my kid a happy meal if he's well-behaved. I usually substitute the apple dippers for fries though.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: gooseman

did you have happy meals when you were younger MNV?

kids just want some fucking happy meals, but you're all 'no, it's too unhealthy...' balh blah blah

what a crock of shit.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

Yeah I remember just wanting the toy. They had a lot of cool muppets toys for a while. I collected those. I remember my mom would talk to the manager to just purchase the toys separately. For a couple year span during my childhood I would basically just eat Dannon's fruit on the bottom blueberry yogurt, so I didn't get caught up in that happy meal food too much. I think I liked chicken nuggets until I found out it wasn't white meat, because i was a picky ass eater. Nowadays I hear they have white meat?

Do they have a normal menu in Aus? Do you guys get crazy aussie sides n stuff?

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: gooseman

yeah.

dingo brains and all that jazz.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: gooseman

nm mnv - i'm sure you're a good father and it's nice to see some parent caring about what shit they put into their child.

I think probably the worst thing about maccas is the soft drinks.


mmmmmmmmmmm... soft drink.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

lol im serious though.

wtf is a dingo anyway, like a wild dog? when i was a kid i think i heard someone say a dingo ate my babay! and i wuold repeat it over and over again. my aussie accent was like british and brooklyn, what a weird combo

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

yeah but his mom is kinda your version of a bogan or w/e
at least, the kind of guys she started dating after me. they go to monster truck rallies and listen to toby keith n inject fried chicken fat into their veins

whenever i have my boy over here, which is about half the time, maybe less, we typically eat well. i, on the other hand, eat like shit.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: gooseman

you should eat KFC and make him eat salad.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

KFC is a guilty pleasure.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Kid-Kenobi

It blows my mind that someone would take their kids to eat at McFood often enough to make them eat apple slices instead of fries, juice instead of soda. I used to have fast food so rarely, it was massive deal when we got to go and get a cheeseburger or whatev.

</back in my day rant>

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Nikki

when i broke up with my guy friend i went to mcdonalds at two in the morning and got a big mac, large fries and a large coke.

it was disgusting.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Jimbob

NJ, how is the new Clutch album?
I wasn't a big fan of the last one, and generally think their music has gone downhill over the past few years, so I'm not too optimistic about the new one, but would love to be proved wrong.

However, I'd buy pants that sing like Neil Fallon!

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Kid-Kenobi

I like it very much but then, I really loved their last album, so y'know. I've only listened to it once the whole way thru, prolly need to spin it again to get the full experience.

Why didn't you like the last record?

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Jimbob

I just thought that there was too much "old-school blues" type stuff on it, and that
a) they're better at doing other things, and
b) there are other people better at doing that.

It wasn't a BAD album, it was just a bit of a letdown only 2 albums after Blast Tyrant, which I felt was the best thing they've ever done.

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Jul 5th (14 months ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

i've heard that mcdonald's is the largest private employer in france~

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Jul 5th (14 months ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

It blows my mind that someone would take their kids to eat at McFood often enough to make them eat apple slices instead of fries, juice instead of soda. I used to have fast food so rarely, it was massive deal when we got to go and get a cheeseburger or whatev.

</back in my day rant>


ha. i wouldn't say its ALL THE TIME, and i don't make him eat it. sometimes he really doesn't realize what he's going to get. he's 7. i think he just likes the idea of chicken nuggets and a toy. the fries are up to me. he doesn't eat much of them anyway. sometimes i'll get fries with his just so i can gank (yes, i still say gank) a few.

other times if i want him to actually eat something other than 3 or 5 chicken pieces i'll make sure he eats the apples. i mean, it still has caramel dipping sauce so its not entirely healthy.

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Jul 5th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

well now that you've clarified i don't have to read too much into it, but i still say you're saying too much if you're trying to keep that shit off the board.

but whatevs. I'm a gossip hound so keep it coming I say.


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