Happy Birthday, Ill!

Feb 18th (3 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

I know it's over there, but it's still going here. Welcome to birthday day #2!

Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America.

Feb 18th (3 months ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

happy bday ill. eat some meat or something.

cmon, grant is not the world's greatest nor is he the world's cutest. such a statement is an insult to tom arnold and chris stone small, respectively.

and i agree, he has TWO MANY OPINONS. worst of all, he disagrees with ME at least 60% of the time (that's a conservative estimate, huh grant?), AND EVEN WORSE he frames his argument in such a manner as to make it logical, significant, and persuasive. yeah that's right he does something WORSE THAN THE WORST. there is no worser than grant. WHATTAFAGG

Feb 18th (3 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

happy bday ill, go fuck yourself or something!

Feb 18th (3 months ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

yup that too

cmon, grant is not the world's greatest nor is he the world's cutest. such a statement is an insult to tom arnold and chris stone small, respectively.

and i agree, he has TWO MANY OPINONS. worst of all, he disagrees with ME at least 60% of the time (that's a conservative estimate, huh grant?), AND EVEN WORSE he frames his argument in such a manner as to make it logical, significant, and persuasive. yeah that's right he does something WORSE THAN THE WORST. there is no worser than grant. WHATTAFAGG

Feb 18th (3 months ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

Hey you jackass!
As if I'd really wish you a happy birthday?
Please!
Prance off a cliff, why don't you?
You really suck.

Bitch.
It makes me sick, just thinking about you.
Really, it does.
The mere sight of one of your posts makes me want to vomit.
Hey, I've got an idea.
Drop dead.
After that, you can stone cold sit on it.
You prick.

I hate you.
Like cats hate water.
Like Ben hates his fans.
!

j/k

Feb 18th (3 months ago)

Posted by: ass

Happy beefday!

What is a Jim?

Feb 18th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

Phil's all about the birthdays!

i like when ill's personal opinion stops him from understanding things.
but it sucks!
yah, but a lot of people like it
but but it's boring!
to you, but see other people enjoy it
but it's crappy!!
OTHER people like it a lot
but how??
cause it's exciting
but it's boooring

Feb 18th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

happy bday phil

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Feb 18th (3 months ago)

Posted by: emaline03

"you're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl!"

Feb 18th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Ill

Thanks guyz well some of you anyway lol

Mmm, that's a grand bean.

Feb 18th (3 months ago)

Posted by: LifeOnaPlate

Ill: You're a good guy and almost always good for a laugh. Thanks, man.

http://lifeonapl8.blogspot.com/
"This will always be BenFolds.org" +Steve

Feb 18th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Ill

Blair: thank you, and also http://www.benfolds.org/forum/57992/3#1330105

Mmm, that's a grand bean.

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: LifeOnaPlate

That's a great art

http://lifeonapl8.blogspot.com/
"This will always be BenFolds.org" +Steve

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Ill

http://i26.tinypic.com/1z6bo1e.jpg

Mmm, that's a grand bean.

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: ass

http://tinyurl.com/2bu4rh

What is a Jim?

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Ill

http://tinyurl.com/ypxlyb

Mmm, that's a grand bean.

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

I got on skype to call you an asshole and i called Paige an asshole...

oops.

i like when ill's personal opinion stops him from understanding things.
but it sucks!
yah, but a lot of people like it
but but it's boring!
to you, but see other people enjoy it
but it's crappy!!
OTHER people like it a lot
but how??
cause it's exciting
but it's boooring

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Ill

Ha, yeah, I'm on MSN and she just told me such a tale.

Mmm, that's a grand bean.

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: pigeoninthepark

Happy birthday Phil!

I'm officially dedicating my already eaten dinner of a Boca burger and veggies to your birthday honor.

Chaztastic--BenFolds.org: Come for the hooking, stay for the it up.

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Ill

Sweeeet.

Mmm, that's a grand bean.

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: AnnaWaits

My god, ill - 38,000 posts?!! You need to go away and rethink some basic principles.

See, I was being derogatory, which is a little harsh seeing as it's (kinda) your birthday, but I slipped in a Boosh reference so it's all ok.

:D x

BEN "ANYTHING FOR A BUCK" FOLDS - Harmonized MoFo
http://annawaits.blogspot.com
"When anna gets mad people get hurt" - Zach :D

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

Here's a birthday present for ya...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjBPkUFel7U

i like when ill's personal opinion stops him from understanding things.
but it sucks!
yah, but a lot of people like it
but but it's boring!
to you, but see other people enjoy it
but it's crappy!!
OTHER people like it a lot
but how??
cause it's exciting
but it's boooring

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

happy birthday, phillip pirrip

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

His birthday is like 2 days ago as of 48 minutes ago.

i like when ill's personal opinion stops him from understanding things.
but it sucks!
yah, but a lot of people like it
but but it's boring!
to you, but see other people enjoy it
but it's crappy!!
OTHER people like it a lot
but how??
cause it's exciting
but it's boooring

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

you shut your face when i'm wishing phil a happy birthday, ok?

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

I mostly only even said anything because you were completely wrong.

i like when ill's personal opinion stops him from understanding things.
but it sucks!
yah, but a lot of people like it
but but it's boring!
to you, but see other people enjoy it
but it's crappy!!
OTHER people like it a lot
but how??
cause it's exciting
but it's boooring

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

i hate benfolds.org right now

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

i can see why!

i like when ill's personal opinion stops him from understanding things.
but it sucks!
yah, but a lot of people like it
but but it's boring!
to you, but see other people enjoy it
but it's crappy!!
OTHER people like it a lot
but how??
cause it's exciting
but it's boooring

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

this has been a frustrating exchange

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

Feb 19th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/bs
t/lowres/bstn27l.jpg imo

i like when ill's personal opinion stops him from understanding things.
but it sucks!
yah, but a lot of people like it
but but it's boring!
to you, but see other people enjoy it
but it's crappy!!
OTHER people like it a lot
but how??
cause it's exciting
but it's boooring