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Feb 29th (3 years ago)
Posted by: bobbielou

So what is going on with Dusty and Emaline?

When will it come out that Webb has no job but is, in fact, independently wealthy? Maybe a "Sir"?

Has Goose really caught girls by liking achewood?

When is TB finally going to have spawn of his own?

Is SW real?

Will Watercolor ever release her porn stories to the dorg? How awkward would THAT be?

Does she really write porn stories or is that something I made up in my head? And if so, What does THAT mean?

Do Kel and Drewby live in a replica of the Corn Palace?

Are midnightvulture and senselessdrum the same person? I mean really?

What made peeg come back?

Is Ill?

Ok, I'm going to sleep but I expect some major outbreaks and new alerts and enemies by morning. I also would like some SPAMS! and WHO CARES! Also accepted would be icbinb.

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

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the pitch..
HIGH
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tom cruise is a nazi
the pitch..

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Feb 29th (3 years ago)
Posted by: Tate

i am drunk right now. that's my gossip.

andy goergen: redefining gender roles, one ignominious incident at a time.

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Feb 29th (3 years ago)
Posted by: Emaline Jones

1. Dusty came and visited me in Australia. We are a couple. Hello!

2. Like in About A Boy? Um good question. ICBINB!

3. No.

4. get moving silvergirl!

5. I don't think so, to me he is Tom Waits.

6. I'd read them!

7. TBH i have no idea what you are talking about.

8. lol what is that. SPAM!

9. I mean REALLY! Who knows i guess.

10. That is a very good question.

Tate- AWESOME.

11. Yes.

If you thought seeing Lindsey Lohan pole dance would be worthwhile, you are wrong. She does not do as good of a job as Natalie Portman in "Closer" or Rose McGowen in "Grindhouse."

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Feb 29th (3 years ago)
Posted by: Emaline Jones

oops reverse the last two. OK NO MORE POSTS FROM ME TODAY. i don't know what is wrong with me.

If you thought seeing Lindsey Lohan pole dance would be worthwhile, you are wrong. She does not do as good of a job as Natalie Portman in "Closer" or Rose McGowen in "Grindhouse."

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Posts: 877

Feb 29th (3 years ago)
Posted by: Art Vandelay

I'm fine too.
Thanks for asking!

I believe that's the needle breaking on the bullshit meter

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Posts: 10,614

Feb 29th (3 years ago)
Posted by: WatercolorStain

Will Watercolor ever release her porn stories to the dorg? How awkward would THAT be?

No. But very!

Does she really write porn stories or is that something I made up in my head? And if so, What does THAT mean?

You didn't make it up, but if you had, I think it would make a bold statement, possibly about the Liebs thread.

Hey, have you seen pictures of the world's biggest swimming pool? It's really fucking big!

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Feb 29th (3 years ago)
Posted by: Emaline Jones

omg i totally thought TATE and NEPENTHE were the same person. Til i realised Tate used to be CARRYMENOTCATHY. Now it all makes sense, except i don't know why i thought you guys were the same. I apologise to both of you.

If you thought seeing Lindsey Lohan pole dance would be worthwhile, you are wrong. She does not do as good of a job as Natalie Portman in "Closer" or Rose McGowen in "Grindhouse."

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Posts: 35,380

Feb 29th (3 years ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

whatever it is it's unsightly.

never.

no.

when he gets Rach drunk enough.

yes.

yes, not very.

yes. no, nothing.

no, cow palace.

no, no.

cock.

only because of low iron.

GB is god-gooseman
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Feb 29th (3 years ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

aw, thanks goblinboy.

In the Media
- Intentionally-induced spatial disorientation (by use of giant mirrors) was a major plot point in the two-part TaleSpin episode "A Bad Reflection on You."

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Posts: 19

Feb 29th (3 years ago)
Posted by: 2nd2ONE

yall dont want to get me started on gossip ;)

**U AsKeD Me WhAt i LoVeD MoRe iN LiFe, U Or My LiFe? i AnSwErEd My LiFe AnD U WaLkEd AwAy NoT kNoWiNg ThAt U ArE My LiFe**

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Feb 29th (3 years ago)
Posted by: Tate

I wish I could be Nepenthe. She is my idol.

andy goergen: redefining gender roles, one ignominious incident at a time.

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Feb 29th (3 years ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

steph -- not fair, i released excerpts from my george bush slashfic!

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Feb 29th (3 years ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

Are midnightvulture and senselessdrum the same person? I mean really?

haha nice

I vote no

also, you have herpes

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Mar 1st (3 years ago)
Posted by: hattie

that's not what i heard.

but that's just the word around the street.

..hatts..
just another girl, who wants to rule the world at any time or place..

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Mar 1st (3 years ago)
Posted by: +Ill

I wanna hear Bri-Bri's gossip.

siggy wiggy

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Mar 2nd (3 years ago)
Posted by: Eccojedi

I heard a rumor that this guy ben might write some good songs for once.

ecco has a lot to worry about. the mall rent a cop is prosecuting him for ROCKING OUT - dustybooks

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Mar 2nd (3 years ago)
Posted by: +Ill

What this has to do with dorg?

siggy wiggy

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Mar 2nd (3 years ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

I cleaned my kitchen tonight. It looks so good. That's your gossip 4 this weekend.

In the Media
- Intentionally-induced spatial disorientation (by use of giant mirrors) was a major plot point in the two-part TaleSpin episode "A Bad Reflection on You."

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Mar 2nd (3 years ago)
Posted by: +Ill

I am meeting Megan next Saturday when I go to Sydney for my dad's wedding.

siggy wiggy

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Mar 2nd (3 years ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

=-O

In the Media
- Intentionally-induced spatial disorientation (by use of giant mirrors) was a major plot point in the two-part TaleSpin episode "A Bad Reflection on You."

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Mar 2nd (3 years ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

I am drumming at Buddy Guy's Legends this week. I am in love with someone who doesn't feel the same way. Someone is in love with me and I don't feel the same way. I ate macaroni and cheese for dinner. I am listening to the Black Keys.

my gossip

also, you have herpes

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Mar 2nd (3 years ago)
Posted by: +Ill

I'm not gonna do her or nothin' though.

siggy wiggy

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Mar 2nd (3 years ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

I am listening to Big Tymers.

In the Media
- Intentionally-induced spatial disorientation (by use of giant mirrors) was a major plot point in the two-part TaleSpin episode "A Bad Reflection on You."

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Mar 2nd (3 years ago)
Posted by: +Ill

My Irish friend, Wes, is in Melbourne. I hope to meet him during his visit.

siggy wiggy

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Mar 2nd (3 years ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

I am extremely apprehensive about R.E.M.'s new album. Don't tell anyone, top secret gossip over here.

In the Media
- Intentionally-induced spatial disorientation (by use of giant mirrors) was a major plot point in the two-part TaleSpin episode "A Bad Reflection on You."

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Mar 2nd (3 years ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

I am not gay. Although I don't mind being hit on by other guys. I got hit on by a guy today.

also, you have herpes

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Mar 2nd (3 years ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

Haha, you're comfortable in your sexuality. Faggot

In the Media
- Intentionally-induced spatial disorientation (by use of giant mirrors) was a major plot point in the two-part TaleSpin episode "A Bad Reflection on You."

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Mar 2nd (3 years ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

Wow, the old gossip thread has stuff about gasoline-sniffing and dildos (http://www.benfolds.org/forum/31605). What happened to us?

In the Media
- Intentionally-induced spatial disorientation (by use of giant mirrors) was a major plot point in the two-part TaleSpin episode "A Bad Reflection on You."

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Mar 2nd (3 years ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

It can only get better from here.

also, you have herpes

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Mar 2nd (3 years ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

Haha, you're comfortable in your sexuality. Faggot

also ilat

also, you have herpes

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