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Mar 21st (56 days ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

wtwf

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Mar 22nd (55 days ago)
Posted by: Ill

?

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Mar 22nd (55 days ago)
Posted by: acoustic_41

Umm yeah... If you are going to say acrostic... you need to spell it acrossstick...duh...

I have had too many guini (for those of you who do not know, guini is plural for guinessessessesssesssssssssesssss....word...

hmmm.....nurse...

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Mar 22nd (55 days ago)
Posted by: Ill

guini? fowl!

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Mar 22nd (55 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

upd8 we left the coffee house and went for a drive (in her car, because she wanted to show me her new car) and listened to 3 albums (of hers, her choice)

Blackstar-Blackstar
Queen- Night At The Opera
Weezer- Blue Album

and then we got stuck at a pretty long train and in the middle of Only In Dreams (fuck yea btw) she turns and grabs my face and gives me the most awesome kiss

yes.yes.yes. guys i'm in the clouds dont pull me down plz

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Mar 22nd (55 days ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

did she smell nice?

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Mar 22nd (55 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

FUCK YEA

we both were complimenting each other on our cologne/perfume

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Mar 22nd (55 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

hers is Dolce&Gabbana and mine is Giorgio Armani Aque Di Gio btw, I have to say both mesh well together

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Mar 22nd (55 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

Aqua*

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Mar 22nd (54 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

btwbtw i totally made out with my history teacher's daughter last night
:D

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Mar 22nd (54 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

btwx3 i keep saying "totally" and "made out" and it was to 90's nostalgia weezer and btw it was totally with my history teacher's daughter, which is totally the kind of thing i never thought would happen,

but when i mentioned that i made out with his daughter ..to her, she laughed and got embarassed and shy, but then belted out "how does that make you feel?" and i said "like king shit" and she's all giggly and shy again and then kissed me again

guys i know where this is going but then it gets into tmi territory and frankly its saturday morning and kids across america are watching cartoons

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Mar 22nd (54 days ago)
Posted by: emaline03

I'm smiling from ear to ear for you, mv!

Life doesn't get much better than where you're at!

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Mar 22nd (54 days ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

and i said "like king shit"

of fuck mountain?

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Mar 22nd (54 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

no not fuck mountain. just king shit. king shit of former high school teacher's daughter i guess

and thanks emaline, that was really cool what you said

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Mar 22nd (54 days ago)
Posted by: Ill

and then we got stuck at a pretty long train and in the middle of Only In Dreams (fuck yea btw) she turns and grabs my face and gives me the most awesome kiss

disneygay

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Mar 22nd (54 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

yeah but it was awesome

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Mar 23rd (54 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

like really awesome

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Mar 23rd (54 days ago)
Posted by: Ill

That joke was mostly for !g!p!. I'm happy 4 U also I'm picturing her as Maggie Gyllenhaal, because of Stranger Than Fiction last night... you lucky dawg.

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Mar 23rd (54 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

i haven't seen Stranger Than Fiction but I have seen Secretary, and she's kinda like that in the way she dresses She's got good good style like that chick in Raspberry Beret that Prince sings about

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Mar 23rd (54 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

thats a hell of a run-on sentence but i'll take it

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Mar 23rd (54 days ago)
Posted by: Ill

Nifty.

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Mar 23rd (54 days ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

She's got good good style like that chick in Raspberry Beret that Prince sings about

except that girl wasn't too bright

I've always been afraid of it
But come on... Beauty rules!

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Mar 23rd (54 days ago)
Posted by: John Lennon

Let's go with Little Red Corvette.

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Mar 23rd (54 days ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

it was saturday night i guess that makes it alright

I've always been afraid of it
But come on... Beauty rules!

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Mar 23rd (54 days ago)
Posted by: Ill

Vince: I like thick girls. Girls who like bright colors, dancing, soft fabrics.
Howard: Don't you want an equal?
Vince: Yeah!

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Mar 23rd (54 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

alright i'm going to shut up about this girl no i'm not

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Mar 23rd (54 days ago)
Posted by: John Lennon

lol, it made me cock an eyebrow in appreciative humour that you didn't even break in between those two statements

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Mar 23rd (54 days ago)
Posted by: Ill

Did you cup her bosom?

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Mar 23rd (54 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

it took about a good hour, man i feel like a guy over here answering these questions. but yes i cup her bosom and spooned her sorbet

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Mar 23rd (54 days ago)
Posted by: John Lennon

mv is not a gentleman's gentleman

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