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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

FYI good Friday service in an italian church is infinitely cheerier than Mondy Thursday service

it's some scary cultish shit there

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

what is good friday?

I still don't get it. Good Friday is to document when Jesus died, but he was allegedly risen 3 days later, but Sunday is only two days after Friday.

Someone explain that thought process to me please.

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

not on the Hebrew calendar

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

it's Good Friday b/c I don't have to work today

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

and it's "on the 3rd day He rose", not "3 days later"

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

christian math

the world is only 6000 yrs old so really three days means like four or something

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

3 days = 3 days

Jesus died on Friday (day 1)
Jesus laid in the tomb after sunset through Saturday (day 2)
Jesus rose on Sunday (day 3)

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

we should celebrate that saturday too... "the day without jesus"

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

Godless Saturday
Free Pass Day

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

Celebrate the end of Spring Break, kids!

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

it's just BEGINNING for me! I saw five topless girls in the backyard already

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

man, you must live in an awesome place!

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

He lives behind a daycare center.

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

oh...so the topless girls are like 5 months old...okay

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

I can't wait for the THUNDERSNOW!!!

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

Jesus died on Friday (day 1)
Jesus laid in the tomb after sunset through Saturday (day 2)
Jesus rose on Sunday (day 3)


Apparently somewhere it says he was dead for three days and three nights. I don't know.

This guy's done a good job of overthinking it:
http://www.newswithviews.com/Bill/sizemore31.htm

Whew, all that religious research took a lot out of me. I think I'm good for another 6 months.

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: bobbielou

I'm at home because of poor jesus

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

pitcher gets the sign..
the pitch..
HIGH
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the pitch..

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

Apparently somewhere it says he was dead for three days and three nights. I don't know.

can you quote a passage?

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: John Lennon

http://benfolds.org/forum/50864

Boy, this was a great topic, huh?

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

can you quote a passage?

Nope, but I think the article I liked may have.

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

you don't like the butt-sex with ragheads?

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: scrubbed

math from the bible has never been the most reliable.

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

Nope, but I think the article I liked may have.

??? I think that article was about if the Sabbath could have been on a day besides Friday evening/Saturday. I didn't see a focus on the length of time Jesus was dead, mainly on what day of the week it was.

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

http://www.biblestudy.org/basicart/threeday.html

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

He has a whole section on the three day thing.

The part you're concerend with:

In Matthew 12, there is an account of the Pharisees coming to Jesus and asking Him for a sign. Jesus responded by telling them that the only sign He would give them was the sign of the prophet Jonah.

Then He said, “For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of the great fish, so will the Son of Man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.”


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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

I suppose certain translations could have written prophesies of "three days later". But all I've heard of was "on the third day". And how it's written (in what I've heard) is Jesus died on the day before the Sabbath (i.e., Friday) and rose on the morning after the Sabbath.

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

googlads sez:

Would Jesus Keep Easter?
Do colored eggs & Easter rabbits have anything to do with Jesus?

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

there ya go :) that crazy Jesus

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

I like the Jesus2020.com link as well

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Mar 21st (57 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

congratulations on your decision to accept Christ!

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