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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: Ill

My guess is he'll overdo it when he's jogging early one cold Winter morning, after recovering from recent pneumonia. His lungs will pack it in and he'll keel over gasping in the park. He will be 54.

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: Ill

btw this thread was Emaline Jones' idea.

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: piano boy

a future ex-wife will poison him

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and on a serious note....
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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: Ill

haha

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: piano boy

or natural causes...

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and on a serious note....
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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

this thread is inappropriate guys

i also predict he will die on the tracks whilst texting

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: John Lennon

Cancer.

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

dammit teebs took mine

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: LoyalCow

Benjamin Linus can't die. The island won't let him

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

He'll die trying (to be good again)

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: jessicrap

a piano will throw a bench at HIM.

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

struck by lightning on a mexican hillside whilst in prayer???!?

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

hit by a train

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

death by crucifixion

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: jessicrap

death by food poisoning from a roast beef combo.

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: Nitty

vat of acid

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

i SO totally made a thread the other day, "what type of cancer will ben get." i was thinking of changing it from "will" to "should," too.

so, yeah, cancer.

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

how long must chemo go on
i gotta lie here 3 more months until remission time

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: Nitty

He looks like the cancer getting type. I bet he was a lame child.

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Mar 23rd (50 days ago)
Posted by: Nitty

*sickly

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Mar 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

he'll read comments on the dorg about him and then shoot himself in the head

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Mar 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

he'll write a fan letter to eminem, but eminem won't respond, so he'll drive his car off a bridge.

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Mar 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

with his two kids, Fruitloops and Satchmo, in the trunk

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Mar 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: Neil Mace

probably when reading the .org (he's on 99% of his time - he told me)

I suppose thats more of a 'when' than a 'how'

Cookie?

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Mar 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

he'll write a fan letter to eminem, but eminem won't respond, so he'll drive his car off a bridge.

*ascent of stan joke*

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Mar 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: Ill

+1~~~~~~

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Mar 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: Neil Mace

~~~~~? -1

'That racoon stole my lamb-chop'

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Mar 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: madison78man

as i mentioned above...

he'll read comments on the dorg about him and then shoot himself in the head

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Mar 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: Neil Mace

I was supporting your point. Be flattered

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Mar 24th (49 days ago)
Posted by: Emaline Jones

*credit over here plz thx*

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