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Mar 24th (46 days ago)
Posted by: Ill

Check the second post srsly.

anti white, anti United States anti white man, anti white man, anti white man...

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Mar 24th (46 days ago)
Posted by: Emaline Jones

i know, i was documenting my thourght processes. 'plz' = post 1, 'thx'= post 2

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Mar 24th (46 days ago)
Posted by: Ill

Oh sweet.

anti white, anti United States anti white man, anti white man, anti white man...

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Mar 24th (46 days ago)
Posted by: crash-cake

I'm sure it will be something weird and unexpected, and nothing mentioned here, just to spite you guys.

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Mar 24th (46 days ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

basically i think it will just take time you know

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

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Mar 24th (46 days ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

Benjamin Linus can't die. The island won't let him

iawtp

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Mar 24th (46 days ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

i need to read threads closer. i a w t p.

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

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Mar 24th (46 days ago)
Posted by: crash-cake

I change my answer to a woman will probably just kill him some day.

could be cooties, could be violence. I say this because if I was a dorky guy, and I had groupies, I'd be banging the hot ones every chance I got.

The hot ones have A) best chance of incurable terminal cooties and B) are crazier than the ugly ones, who have to try harder to get laid.

so, based on that, every dorky famous guy out there is at huge risk of dying of aids or being stabbed by his girlfriend, wife, mistress or groupie.

unless he's gay, then replace all the slang terms for whore with "boyfriend" and same stuff applies, plus he's probably going to end up getting tea bagged a lot more often than his straight counterpart.

that can't be good.

Time heals all wounds so it can kill you when it's ready.

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Mar 24th (46 days ago)
Posted by: 1252

I knew it! I predicted he would die by dorg and I will be right in the future (that seems weird when you type it out)

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Mar 24th (46 days ago)
Posted by: LoyalCow

ben will die from the undead

I am a Rock God

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Mar 24th (46 days ago)
Posted by: crash-cake

not all long and drawn out like I am legend hopefully. gad that would suck. I'd be bored, then heartbroken.

Time heals all wounds so it can kill you when it's ready.

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Mar 24th (46 days ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

more like I Am Gay lol

I've always been afraid of it
But come on... Beauty rules!

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Mar 25th (45 days ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

loyalcow liked it.

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Mar 25th (45 days ago)
Posted by: crash-cake

the gayness of IaL made the movie watchable. better than brokeback mountain, because it was more of an ambient gayness. not the full on stuff.

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Mar 25th (45 days ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

loyalcow liked it.

btw, i meant the joke. no clue if LC's seen i am legend or not.

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Mar 25th (45 days ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

yeah loyalcow was my inspiration

I've always been afraid of it
But come on... Beauty rules!
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