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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: 1252

She works at the yarn shop down the street. Would it be creepy if I asked for her number?

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: LoyalCow

yarn shop? those exist?

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: 1252

Totally, but I live in Portland so maybe it's a Portland thing. People here are crafty, drink a lot of coffee, and ride bicycles.

I should point out that she's shown me her tattoos. Twice.

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

were they on her vagina? that might be interpreted as a sign

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

Why were you in a yarn shop?

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: 1252

At first it was because I was knitting socks, but now I go in there and by random shit because she's cute.

Girls! ARG.

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

what is her opinion re: tails?

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: 1252

I don't know, she seems to be happy that I come in, and makes excuses to wander from the register to help me

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: LifeOnaPlate

rat tails. as in hair cut rat tails.

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: mrsjones

1252, is it at YARNIA?! That place is a crafty hippie breeding ground.

1252, we are neighbors!!!

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

Yarnia? Best store name ever.

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: 1252

nah, Yarn Garden

I live in SE

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: mrsjones

I'm way outside NW, in Scappoose (the sticks) but I work in the Beav.

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: Jimbob

If you don't ask her for her number, and she doesn't go out with you, it won't be good.
If you ask her and she says no, it also won't be good, but you'll be no worse off.

Go for it.
Just try not to sound creepy when you do it.

He's so fine
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
Wish he were mine
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
That handsome boy overthere
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
The one with the wavy hair

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

so don't let her have any rights
oh she's had it up to here!!!

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

jimbob is right but if you ever want to buy yarn from that store again, tread carefully, or have another yarn store in mind.

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

you should just rape her if you dont get your way

you aint got no pancake mix!

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

I don't think enough attention has been paid to this detail: I was knitting socks

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

i mean this as sensitively as possible but ithought the person with the tailsvatar was a gay or a tranny or something

was i misinformed?

it depends on your standards.
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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

two different people have that avatar i think

you aint got no pancake mix!

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: emaline84

i don't think we have yarn stores in oklahoma. or do we...

ask her for her number.

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

No, they're the same guy. I think he is transexual and bisexual. But I am vague on the details.

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

dude likes to knit socks, no reason to call him names

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

beards over babies

it depends on your standards.
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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: emaline84

dude, i need a man with a beard.

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

i have a great big bushy beard.

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

this place has some freaks changelingjane, ups, that guy, the weird ben fan with the crooked teeth who likes harry potter , drew, etc

you aint got no pancake mix!

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: emaline84

wow, it's been awhile since i have been on here.

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

i have a bushy bread too but i have woman

you aint got no pancake mix!

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Apr 10th (37 days ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

remember that time emaline84 made her avatar a picture of her cheerleading squad, and then 80% of the dudes on this board made her the most popular .orger for like a few months?

no thanks, i'm already living my best life

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