I want my government money

Apr 28th (3 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

man, i don't get mine until fourth of july b/c my SS# is 284-32-2386.

Apr 29th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

guys make sure you spend it and don't save it

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Apr 29th (3 months ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

speeling error

:D but THAT place does exist

Half a dozen provocative squats!
Out of the shower she squeezes her spots.
Brushes her teeth.
Shoots a deoderant spray up her twat...
It's getting her
getting her hot.
It's getting her
getting her hot.
Oh-woh-woh-woh-woh-woh

Apr 29th (3 months ago)

Posted by: emaline84

i need money! i am about to move and need some money... and help moving. any takers?

i'm the emaline named whitney.. or whitey..

Apr 29th (3 months ago)

Posted by: oshfr

i get extra money for TWINS!!

I love TB and Webb
(join their fanclub here: www.tbandwebblove.com)

*bows to THE gooseman*

www.dusty-bitch.com

Apr 29th (3 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

mods, please delete first post on this page.

Apr 29th (3 months ago)

Posted by: emaline84

lucky!

i'm the emaline named whitney.. or whitey..

Apr 29th (3 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

mods, please delete first post on this page.

You mean the one where you say your SS# is 284-32-2386?

37th Most Beautiful Person 2006, Emmy-losing actress Katie Ruben

Apr 29th (3 months ago)

Posted by: acoustic_41

Yeah that was not very smart...

hmmm.....nurse...

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said no, but I want a regular banana later so,... yeah." - Mitch Hedberg

www.patriotdream.org

Apr 29th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

what better way to spend the fourth than with some identity theft

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Apr 29th (3 months ago)

Posted by: mrsjones

mine gets here tomorrow! WOOT!

dr. pepper is kind of like if god were all "i'm going to make a drink that i like. but i'm also going to let kristen drink it." - penguingirl

Apr 29th (3 months ago)

Posted by: acoustic_41

what better way to spend the fourth than with some identity theft

WORD.

hmmm.....nurse...

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said no, but I want a regular banana later so,... yeah." - Mitch Hedberg

www.patriotdream.org

May 9th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Imperiai2

Crazily, as promised, I got my gov't money today. Now to go buy 600lbs of government cheese

i basically
don't exist

May 9th (3 months ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

mods, please delete first post on this page.

:( you've uncovered our one weakness.

"I am really, really into bestiality."

-anonymous

May 9th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Tate

I got mine today. Yay, now I can pay toward my overwhelmingly large credit card bill.

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May 9th (3 months ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

how overwhelmingly large is it??????

gd sucks like u cant Even proof it...duh)

May 9th (3 months ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

that's what she sed

"I am really, really into bestiality."

-anonymous

May 9th (3 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

Crazily, as promised, I got my gov't money today. Now to go buy 600lbs of government cheese

I'm going with $600 worth of puddin.

37th Most Beautiful Person 2006, Emmy-losing actress Katie Ruben

May 9th (3 months ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

you should probably pay your medical bills first

"I am really, really into bestiality."

-anonymous

May 9th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Willie

are you like, unable to delete first posts of pages or somethin?

May 9th (3 months ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

shhh ;|

"I am really, really into bestiality."

-anonymous

May 9th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Willie

just delete my post, i'm not married to it or anything. i've always wanted to have a post deleted.

May 9th (3 months ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

i've always wanted to have a post deleted.

i'll save it for something more fun later.

"I am really, really into bestiality."

-anonymous

May 9th (3 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

they can't delete the first post on any page without deleting the whole thread.

anyways, i don't get my shit until like july 4 or some shit b/c my IRL ssn ends in 86 too.

May 9th (3 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

also i haven't gotten my return back yet but i got a huge fucking return.

May 9th (3 months ago)

Posted by: Tate

I think I have it down to like $6,600 now, but I don't feel so bad because that's my only debt in life.

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May 9th (3 months ago)

Posted by: pigeoninthepark

I'm going with $600 worth of puddin.

$600 worth of off-brand cheez doodles here

Chaztastic--BenFolds.org: Come for the hooking, stay for the it up.

May 10th (3 months ago)

Posted by: mrsjones

$100 government cheese
$100 government bread
$100 government mayo
$100 government ham
$100 government pickles
$100 government tomato

= $600 government sandwich

i've got a bedazzler, so my outfits tight.

May 10th (3 months ago)

Posted by: pigeoninthepark

that is a damn big government sammich

Chaztastic--BenFolds.org: Come for the hooking, stay for the it up.

May 10th (3 months ago)

Posted by: mrsjones

I'ma share with the whole .org

i've got a bedazzler, so my outfits tight.