Cullen dies a little

May 6th (9 days ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20197908,00.htm
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37th Most Beautiful Person 2006, Emmy-losing actress Katie Ruben

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: acoustic_41

Poor Cullen....All heart broken those titties can't be his anymore...well, at least until Reynolds leaves her or some shit....

hmmm.....nurse...

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said no, but I want a regular banana later so,... yeah." - Mitch Hedberg

www.patriotdream.org

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: pigeoninthepark

haha i was just thinking earlier that it was surprising that there had been no mention as of yet on the .org re: scarjo being off the market

Chaztastic--BenFolds.org: Come for the hooking, stay for the it up.

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

i thought you were announcing that cullen had the cancer too

Half a dozen provocative squats!
Out of the shower she squeezes her spots.
Brushes her teeth.
Shoots a deoderant spray up her twat...
It's getting her
getting her hot.
It's getting her
getting her hot.
Oh-woh-woh-woh-woh-woh

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: caats19

he'll perk up a lil when he sees that steeeeamy lesbian scene with her and penelope cruz in the woody allen movie

if i see fucking pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, i'm gonna fucking lose my mind! last time i went to the bathroom, i took a shit, my shit looked like a fucking stuffed animal!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

haha I came so close to starting this thread. kelly you've done this several times, what gives?

"...and a bowling ball that generates electricity!" bloop bloop bloop BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP bloop bloop bloop BLOOP bloop BLOOP bloop BLOOP bloop bloop BLOOP BLOOP bloop BLOOP! Someday...

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

*shrug*

I approve of Cullen's scarjo love.

37th Most Beautiful Person 2006, Emmy-losing actress Katie Ruben

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

i thought you were gonna say something about gr8 minds. :(

"...and a bowling ball that generates electricity!" bloop bloop bloop BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP bloop bloop bloop BLOOP bloop BLOOP bloop BLOOP bloop bloop BLOOP BLOOP bloop BLOOP! Someday...

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

that is a perfect marriage b/c i don't see what's so especially hot about either of them.

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

I'm not gonna enjoy the tabloids name-joiney device they're surely going to invent. 'Ryjo" or "Scarnolds" or something of that variety.

LET'S JUST SAY THEY PLAY A LITTLE GAME CALLED "ANAL BIRTH".
-Ill

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: caats19

ryjo is pretty good

if i see fucking pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, i'm gonna fucking lose my mind! last time i went to the bathroom, i took a shit, my shit looked like a fucking stuffed animal!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: acoustic_41

I think scarnolds sounds funny... it would be even more funny if they decide not to get married due to the fact that their media name is gonna suck.

hmmm.....nurse...

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said no, but I want a regular banana later so,... yeah." - Mitch Hedberg

www.patriotdream.org

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: Ill

"They're both thrilled," Johansson's rep Marcel Pariseau tells PEOPLE.

What a SCOOP!!!!

COUPLE THRILLED TO BE ENGAGED

i'm not emaline

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

CRAZY WTF!

"...and a bowling ball that generates electricity!" bloop bloop bloop BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP bloop bloop bloop BLOOP bloop BLOOP bloop BLOOP bloop bloop BLOOP BLOOP bloop BLOOP! Someday...

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: Ill

I should ask Kelly's rep how her and Drew felt.

i'm not emaline

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

You mean "Drully" or "Kew", surely.

LET'S JUST SAY THEY PLAY A LITTLE GAME CALLED "ANAL BIRTH".
-Ill

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: Ill

drelbell

i'm not emaline

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

kandy

"...and a bowling ball that generates electricity!" bloop bloop bloop BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP bloop bloop bloop BLOOP bloop BLOOP bloop BLOOP bloop bloop BLOOP BLOOP bloop BLOOP! Someday...

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: Ill

EXCLUSIVE:

RobertsShirt: hi kelly I am doing a scoop for .ORG magazine how did you feel when u and andrew goergen got engaged
kelbellne: I am not thrilled
RobertsShirt: and mr. gorgon?
kelbellne: He is also not thrilled
RobertsShirt: o we seem to be out of time ty kurban

i'm not emaline

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

Haha, KANDY!

LET'S JUST SAY THEY PLAY A LITTLE GAME CALLED "ANAL BIRTH".
-Ill

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: guiltywhiteboy

...

it depends on your standards.
-webb

May 7th (9 days ago)

Posted by: emaline84

oh, i'm a little sad. i love ryan reynolds.

i love dp
whitney 2008

i'm the emaline named whitney

May 8th (8 days ago)

Posted by: Jimbob

Scarnolds
For some reason that immediately made me think of Happy Days.

He's so fine
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
Wish he were mine
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
That handsome boy overthere
(Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
The one with the wavy hair

May 8th (8 days ago)

Posted by: emaline03

Ryan Renyolds is so cute. I remember him from Nickelodeon's "Fifteen". He was cute then - but then he got way cuter as he grew up.

Scarjo - eh.

I'm an emaline not named Whitney.

May 8th (8 days ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

i remember the ads for Fifteen. it aired at 1:00 and 5:00. the announcer in really srs voice was like "1. 5. fifteen."

gd sucks like u cant Even proof it...duh)