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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Imperiai2

what do you smoke? cigs etc

just curious

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Yossarian

cock.

that's what your getting at you dirty boy.

thread over.

if i have learned one thing over the last 24 years, it's that the world is full of FUCKING IDIOTS. you can't possibly disagree with that and have lived to any extent. despite how much you may disagree with the .org about what music is cool or whatever other ultimately meaningless shit you disagree with the .org about, i guarantee you that there is a higher percentage of smart people here than there is in the world as a whole.

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hahhaah you'd probably do the ollie first really.

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Tate

i smoke camel #9 menthols. i've only been a smoker for a little over a year now, but it's fantastic. i don't care if it will lead to an early death. i plan on quitting some time next year. i figure i couldn't handle my current job now without a steady flow of nicotine in my body. i'm hoping to quit by the time i have my next full time job. i'm up to almost a pack a day now, which comes out to a little more than one per waking hour.

eh, fuck it

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Yossarian

it sounds like a dream.

how can i start?

if i have learned one thing over the last 24 years, it's that the world is full of FUCKING IDIOTS. you can't possibly disagree with that and have lived to any extent. despite how much you may disagree with the .org about what music is cool or whatever other ultimately meaningless shit you disagree with the .org about, i guarantee you that there is a higher percentage of smart people here than there is in the world as a whole.

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hahhaah you'd probably do the ollie first really.

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Tate

just find something you like, as long as they're not wildhorse or parliaments.

eh, fuck it

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

I'd like to smoke a pipe when I'm old and wise.

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Yossarian

I'm only 12 though. If i gave someone money on here will they buy me some smokes and mail them to me?

if i have learned one thing over the last 24 years, it's that the world is full of FUCKING IDIOTS. you can't possibly disagree with that and have lived to any extent. despite how much you may disagree with the .org about what music is cool or whatever other ultimately meaningless shit you disagree with the .org about, i guarantee you that there is a higher percentage of smart people here than there is in the world as a whole.

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hahhaah you'd probably do the ollie first really.

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Imperiai2

I'm sure there's at least 1 australian who'll buy you some smokes, little guy

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Yossarian

i'll just stand outside the shop and ask everyone, i think. it always works with booze.

if i have learned one thing over the last 24 years, it's that the world is full of FUCKING IDIOTS. you can't possibly disagree with that and have lived to any extent. despite how much you may disagree with the .org about what music is cool or whatever other ultimately meaningless shit you disagree with the .org about, i guarantee you that there is a higher percentage of smart people here than there is in the world as a whole.

-Gront

hahhaah you'd probably do the ollie first really.

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Imperiai2

I lost my wife too. Her name wasn't Idy though...

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: bobbielou

my dad died from lung cancer! I hate all of you!!

j/k.

um.. so why not parliaments and are there really cigs called wildhorse?

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

pitcher gets the sign..
the pitch..
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ball 2
the outfield is playing deeep
tom cruise is a nazi
the pitch..

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Bob Dylan

i recently started smoking lucky strikes. i had quit a year or so ago.

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: caats19

we should guess who smokes. i'm gonna say goosey!

if i see fucking pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, i'm gonna fucking lose my mind! last time i went to the bathroom, i took a shit, my shit looked like a fucking stuffed animal!

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

Anti-smoking laws rule by the way.

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

Taylor - That's how I started smoking in college. I was a waitress and apparently everyone in food service smokes to deal.

But I don't anymore.

I smell a Ben Folds Five Reunion in the works...But I'm not exactly complaining about Ben Fold's solo projects...What buckwildly jiggy talent!!!

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

I was a waitress and apparently everyone in food service smokes to deal.

Also you get more breaks.

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well i dont like facials, but i enjoy a pearl necklace- jessk983
I'm very impressed with Goblinboy-Celeborn
I can't compete with the adonis that is Goblinboy.-Neil Mace
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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

*breaks at all

I smell a Ben Folds Five Reunion in the works...But I'm not exactly complaining about Ben Fold's solo projects...What buckwildly jiggy talent!!!

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Nitty

A fortnight in houston- 5 day pass for Astroworld,some racquetball and bike rides in the Woodlands,er,panther creek etc. solarium,ice skating,batman movie AND the space centre tour,that goes without saying. He must have had a lovely time.

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: walken

I smoke, but it's only pipe tobacco and cigars for me. It's pretty classy, let me tell you.

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: bobbielou

i just like to permanently leave a big hunk o'chew in my bottom lip.

mmmmmmm

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

pitcher gets the sign..
the pitch..
HIGH
ball 2
the outfield is playing deeep
tom cruise is a nazi
the pitch..

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: walken

TRUE STORY:

The other day, I was at a gas station and thought about buying Big League Chew. I didn't, but I thought about it. You know. Because it's like chew. But it's gum.

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

nothing in that sentence makes any sense.

GB is god-gooseman
well i dont like facials, but i enjoy a pearl necklace- jessk983
I'm very impressed with Goblinboy-Celeborn
I can't compete with the adonis that is Goblinboy.-Neil Mace
goblinboy sure is smarter than us - guiltywhiteboy

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: bobbielou

which one? "Because it's gum."?

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

pitcher gets the sign..
the pitch..
HIGH
ball 2
the outfield is playing deeep
tom cruise is a nazi
the pitch..

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: walken

Your face doesn't make any sense.

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Tate

yeah, it's nice to take a five minute break once every hour at work. unless we have an all day training like today, led by non-smokers who are not sympathetic to my hourly cravings. and yes, there are cigs called wildhorse. they usually run about 99 cents per pack. usually smoked by homeless people. i think they mostly consist of dirt.

eh, fuck it

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Imperiai2

more tales of weed

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Bob Dylan

i used to smoke a lot of weed. then i had to put on a grown up suit and be responsible. life sucks.

BD is god-gooseman
well i dont like facials, but i enjoy a pearl necklace- jessk983
I'm very impressed with Bob Dylan-Celeborn
I can't compete with the adonis that is Bob Dylan.-Neil Mace
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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Nitty

BELL BOY!!

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Bob Dylan

i prefer valet assistant thank you very much.

BD is god-gooseman
well i dont like facials, but i enjoy a pearl necklace- jessk983
I'm very impressed with Bob Dylan-Celeborn
I can't compete with the adonis that is Bob Dylan.-Neil Mace
bob dylan sure is smarter than us - guiltywhiteboy

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Aug 19th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Nitty

never thought i'd see the day, when your pale face turned grey

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