omegle.com

Apr 3rd (16 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

lol Willie.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: who are you
You: Chim Richalds
You: you?
Stranger: woah woah.. whats with the names
Stranger: I'm AJ from england
You: What's with the letters
You: Do you recycle?
Stranger: they are my initials
Stranger: but i often introduce myself like that
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont really recycle
You: It's important that you start soon please.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i know what you mean
Stranger: but im just one person
Stranger: and im sure they just put it all in the same place anyways
You: Well that's easily verified.
You: Follow one of the trucks one day.
You: Be prepared to stop a lot though.
Stranger: they move slowly
Stranger: that siad
Stranger: i dont have a job atm mo
Stranger: and lots of free time
Stranger: so this is a plausible acitivity
You: Get a job at a recycling plant.
Stranger: hang on
Stranger: do you recycle
You: Which isn't actually a plant like wot grows in the ground but like a factory.
You: Of course!
Stranger: will you opt for cremation when you die
Stranger: get all those nitrates back into the ground quicker
You: I'm going to be eaten by coyotes and vultures.
Stranger: thats pretty much the same if not better
You: Or maybe a shark. Haven't decided.
Stranger: sharks are cool
You: Imagine if a shark was prime minister, that'd be cool, right?
Stranger: well we'd have to cart him around in a big jar of water
Stranger: this would be hefty work
You: Gotta be cheaper than the formaldehyde Gordon Brown gets preserved in.
Stranger: oooh political
Stranger: you talking to the wrong guy
You: Anyway, I have to go now, OJ. Thanks for your time!!!
You have disconnected.

The six things I could never do without: HAir StrigHTenER!! lIp glOSs maSCaRa moBIle phONe iPOd!!!! FrIenDS!!
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Apr 3rd (16 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

My French is so bad that the conversation imploded.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: burgerfish
Stranger: dont like
Stranger: vegetariam
You: ohya
You: how are you?
Stranger: im fine
Stranger: and you
Stranger: ?
You: good good
Stranger: asl?
You: I'm rying to survive
You: 29m us
You: u?
Stranger: why?
Stranger: 25 f spain
You: are spanish or just staying there?
Stranger: im spanish
You: What's it like there? do you like it? I've never been overseas but I'd like to
Stranger: because not speaking inglish correct
You: your english is good
You: je parle francais?
Stranger: also do not know many countries
Stranger: pas très
You: zut alors
You: je ne parle pas francais
Stranger: seulement la base
pour survivre
You: je parle francais un per
Connection imploded.
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connection asploded

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Apr 3rd (16 months ago)

Posted by: traviskid

omegle.com: for all those so pathetic they don't even get enough cyber-fulfillment through being on message boards all day.

on benfolds.org i am the miner at dial-a-view.

Apr 5th (15 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

you told us.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Apr 5th (15 months ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

dammit. i just deleted my account there. i feel so stupid

i would loved to be in Mr Steve's Martin's Movie The Pink Panther 2 (2009)
He Very Hilarious can't proundes to say hamburger
http://www.clotworthy.com

Apr 5th (15 months ago)

Posted by: Emaline Jones

Stranger: Grocery Boy?
You: hey its been a while
You: yeah this me
Stranger: you're not GB!!!
You: goblinboy? no i am not

six and a haff

Apr 5th (15 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

dammit. i just deleted my account there. i feel so stupid

horn fluid

The New Goblinboy

Apr 7th (15 months ago)

Posted by: ass

Well this didn't last long.

Please knock before entering my galaxy.

Apr 7th (15 months ago)

Posted by: Willie

nope. gets old. but...long enough to get somebody a waffles invite tho ;D

if you would like to discuss this further, i will be at the home depot near triangle towne center in raleigh, NC waiting all day for you, i will be sitting atop the riding lawn mowers out front

Apr 8th (15 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

Still a funny thread, imo.

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Knight Rider
Michael Knight: "It's called parasailing."
KITT:"Wrong, it's called total insanity."

Apr 8th (15 months ago)

Posted by: emaline03

it was fun while it lasted.

the keys to the kingdom got lost inside the kingdom
and the angels fly around in there but we can't see them

Apr 13th (15 months ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

i decided to pull up the reigns and try it again. it didn't work.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: :)
You: Hello!
You: let me confide in you something
You: i am a psychic
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: awesome!
Stranger: so what ami thinking right now?
You: is there someone in your life that has recently passed?
Stranger: ...no
You: passed gas* i meant
You: this is a funny vision, a humorous, positive one
Stranger: lol ok then yes!
You: excellent, now i'm seeing the letter "j"... did their name start with a "j"?
Stranger: no it started with an m
Stranger: lol
You: yes i forsaw that
You: "m"
Stranger: of course!
Stranger: because john and mary are the two most common names ever!
You: yes, so says our lord
You: this person... they wanted to give you a message from beyond the grave
You: oh goodness
You: they farted through my mind
You have disconnected.

i would loved to be in Mr Steve's Martin's Movie The Pink Panther 2 (2009)
He Very Hilarious can't proundes to say hamburger
http://www.clotworthy.com

Jul 17th (12 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

Guys I'm bored.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: do you dorg?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: what is happen
You: do you get tripped up a lot by yes/no questions?
You: BURGERFISH
Stranger: sorry
You: well?
You: Are you a member of the Blue Republic or not?
Stranger: NO
You: is it because of the God Damn MODS?
Stranger: sorry your words beyong my understanding
Stranger: i can't get it
You: it happens
You: as it turns out I am FANTASTIC
You: BE MORE INTERESTING
Stranger: i don't think so
Stranger: i was misery
You: Are you Imperia?
Stranger: no
You: imp the gimp is that you?
Stranger: there is no Imperia here
You: That sounds just like something he would say
You: PLEASE BE MORE INTERESTING
Stranger: .............
Stranger: who r u
You: Fronk
Stranger: i try my best
You: you can haz epic failz?
Stranger: but i still confuse about it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I can't believe that I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab.

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Jul 17th (12 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

it's not even a real word.

new york seltzer am i right?

Jul 17th (12 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

which one?

I can't believe that I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab.

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Oct 17th (9 months ago)

Posted by: scratch

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hihi
You: hey
Stranger: heya
You: hows it goin
Stranger: not bad, bored
Stranger: you
You: i have windchimes beat that
Stranger: i hate a cat
You: i hate cats too
You: ooooh
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Oct 17th (9 months ago)

Posted by: LifeOnaPlate

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: so what is up
Stranger: good
Stranger: you
Stranger: ?
You: i am great.
Stranger: from
Stranger: ?
You: Utah
Stranger: ah,,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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"This will always be BenFolds.org" +Steve

Oct 19th (9 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

I reread this entire thread the other day.

im as confused by this thread as i am by my own new sexual doubts in myself.
Webb

I don't get phone sex.....like...where do you put your dick?
Matt Lauer

Oct 19th (9 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

You: Imagine if a shark was prime minister, that'd be cool, right?
Stranger: well we'd have to cart him around in a big jar of water
Stranger: this would be hefty work
You: Gotta be cheaper than the formaldehyde Gordon Brown gets preserved in.


immlol

Good heavens, Miss Sakamoto! You're beautiful!

Oct 21st (9 months ago)

Posted by: LifeOnaPlate

haha

http://lifeonapl8.blogspot.com/
"This will always be BenFolds.org" +Steve

Feb 13th (5 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

You: hello
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Did you watch the opening ceremony
You: yes
Stranger: What'd you think?
You: I found the plot hard to follow
Stranger: Yeah. I felt really bad when the torch didn't work
You: Yeah that was a pretty good twist
You: I felt it could've improved if they introduced less major characters and let us focus on a select group
Stranger: Yeah. But it's canada
You: A lot of films are shot in Canada now to replicate the old west
Stranger: They are proud of everything and want to show it all
You: so make a sequel
Stranger: Good odea
Stranger: Idea*
You: Joe Odea
You have disconnected.

However what everyone thought couldnt happen Grant has proved them wrong by coming out of the closet as a proud lesbian.

Feb 13th (5 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

lol!

I love you.
Do you love me?
Please please!
(I wanna hold you)

Feb 13th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Nikki

Stranger: Hiya!
You: well hello there!!
You: i love enthusiastic people on here
Stranger: Me too!
You: when i try to be enthusiastic i get disconnected.
You: it's such a shame.
Stranger: Haha.
You: (!)
Stranger: (Y)
Stranger: ;)
You: hahahaha ohhhhhh good job
You: you're a real champ, i tell you what
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Don't call me a champ. D:
You: WHY NOT
Stranger: I'll fucking pound your face in thats why
You: as long as you do it enthusiastically
Stranger: No wonder you get disconnected, You're a fucking dickhead.
You: you can't hit me i'm a girl.
Stranger: Yes i can.
Stranger: Well I can't
Stranger: My sister can
You: how old is your sister then?
Stranger: 17
You: hahaha oh nooooooo hit by a teenage girl. i got it rough.
Stranger: Well, She plays soccer, basketball, does track....
Stranger: I think she'd kick your ass
You: i'm a sumo rassler.
Stranger: You're a moron.

I eat watches.
-Jambib

Feb 14th (5 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

Where did it all go wrong, Nikki? :'(

However what everyone thought couldnt happen Grant has proved them wrong by coming out of the closet as a proud lesbian.

Feb 14th (5 months ago)

Posted by: piano boy

Omegle is bizzare.. it's full of horny 16 year old boys looking to chat with girls, but the problem is 99.9% of the users are 16 year old boys...

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Anna raged marrige is not so good

and on a serious note....
"F two octaves below middle C is a pretty serious note" - madison78man

Feb 14th (5 months ago)

Posted by: piano boy

so either they're very optimistic or just stupid...

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Anna raged marrige is not so good

and on a serious note....
"F two octaves below middle C is a pretty serious note" - madison78man

Mar 18th (4 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: g'day mate
Stranger: Good afternoon kind sir. Would you like a cup of tea and some scones?
You: ken oath i would
Stranger: Oh how lovely. With Jam and cream, sir?
You: fuckin a
Stranger: Oh marvelous. How has your day been, old chap?
You: it's been a bloody ripper, and you mate?
Stranger: Oh, quite riveting. Where abouts in the world are you from, sir?
You: Trinidad
You have disconnected.

The crab is getting aroused. Shut it down. Shut it down.

Mar 19th (4 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: what's asl?
You: that's not a word!
Stranger: age sex location
You: 55 female from the Ykon
You: Yukon
You: lol!
Stranger: riteee.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Eric: "What is this called?" (points to butt)
Korean Student in the back of class: "Nature Hole!"

Mar 19th (4 months ago)

Posted by: Emaline Jones

Stranger: hey bug
Stranger: bud
You: Yallo
You: how did you know i am a bug :S
Stranger: it was ment to be bud
You: oh sorry :( nah i'm not.
Stranger: then what are you
You: are you serious? i just told you then
Stranger: your not a chicken silly
Stranger: i hate bugs
Stranger: h
Stranger: a
Stranger: b
Stranger: c
Stranger: g
You: I didn't say I was a chicken :S
Stranger: d
Stranger: s
Stranger: e
Stranger: e
Stranger: e
Stranger: e
Stranger: e
Stranger: e
Stranger: e
Stranger: e
Stranger: e
Stranger: e
Stranger: ee
You: Oh well that's just rude.
Stranger: dddd
Stranger: dddddd
Stranger: ddddddd
Stranger: ddddddddddd
Stranger: ddddddddddd
You have disconnected.

Apr 9th (4 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hii
Stranger: role play?
You: Ok
Stranger: m/f?
You: You be Eric Estrada and I'll be the other guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The crab is getting aroused. Shut it down. Shut it down.