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who would you rather be stuck on an island with?

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: multiballs

me or ill?

now think about this hard...im talking about being on an island for years...and here is the catch...there are girls everywhere, you just cant kill and eat them

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

if you're asking whether I'd be on an island with you, or be alone and deathly sick on an island, I'd choose being sick.

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: multiballs

shut the fuck up...your word tricks are not funny

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: +Ill

I'm already on an island.

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: silvergirl

I would rather be stuck on an island with Ill. He is less likely to kill me and eat me being a vegetarian and all.

also, MB would have the dts

I pinch babies.

The spirit of Bruce Lee is with me.

it would be advernterastic!

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: multiballs

shit i never thought of that, i never want to be stuck on an island an get the dts

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: multiballs

but im smarter than ill, and he is really dull wouldnt you get sick of him after 2 days?

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: +Ill

I have more chutzpah.

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

before i answer, let me ask this: bobby, do you know how to bulid a rocket ship out of palm fronds, coconuts, and sand?

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

I agree with silvergirl's comments. Although, all the same, MB could plot a course how using stars, but we'd have no boat. But then again, Phil could build a boat with all his chutzpah, but would have no way to guide it home.

What a conundrum!

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: multiballs

i mean, i could build one, the problem wouldnt be building one persay, the problem would be getting it off the island

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

what would you make it out of?

chutspah is a pretty strong material, imo.

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: multiballs

emanstevensson are you serious? i mean building a rocket ship is one thing, but if you were stuck on an island you seriously would be able to build a boat??? some of you guys here need to learn basic things that people should know, like how to chop wood and build

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: multiballs

*wouldnt be able to build a boat

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

I hear digging, but I don't hear chopping!

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: +Ill

You guys can mess around trying to build a boat all you like, but keep in mind if you choose to be stuck on the island with me, my first point of action would probably be to locate the nearest embassy and have them arrange transport back home.

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: multiballs

its a fucking deserted island except for the girls ill, dont deviate, i would spend 3 months there until i get every std imaginable, then i would help you guys build a boat and get you food to sail away with

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

ha ha, mballs got island AIDS.

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: multiballs

at the rate im going i'll be dead by 40 anyways, and most cases where girls try to sue guys for giving them aids have completely gone to shit in court

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: multiballs

just a lesson there for girls, theres a good chance when guys find out they have HIV they wont tell you, because its hard to catch, but just remember guys our assholes, and you probably wont be able to sue them or punish them in any way, so use protection

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

"This has been a message from the loveable Multiballs."

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: multiballs

hey...at least im one of the few people on here that treats them real...and isnt just trying to get in their pants, why do you think there are so many .org couples?

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

i don't think the island would have an adequate tribunal system anyways.

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: multiballs

you mean tributary? like a waterway system?

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

No, the other kind.

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

no, a tribunal system. like a court. with a judge and shit.

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: multiballs

you mean a democracy?

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: !gas!panic!

you must be some dumb fuck paralegal if you don't understand what i'm talking about.

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

I'd like multiballs to list all the dorg couples please.

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Jun 23rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: multiballs

drew and kelbelly, the mauve/midnightvulture/his gf love triangle, silvergirl and tuberculosis, cullen and chaz, ill and that new girl, tbone and his wife, steve and mrsbenfolds, 88 kickin keys and penguingirl

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