hi im ben folds

Jun 25th (8 months ago)

Posted by: multiballs

i am soooooo cool, my random quotes our sooooooo funny, my music is sooooooo amazing

Jun 25th (8 months ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

he does say that

The California Raisins was a fictional rhythm and blues musical group composed of anthropomorphized raisins.

Jun 25th (8 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

it's why i quit listening to his new stuff

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Jun 25th (8 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

hahaha. i like the implication that when he said those things he intended them to be "random quotes".

americans our assholes - mulligan tyler balls

Jun 26th (8 months ago)

Posted by: asydlow81

“She handles better than any I've ever driven before.”

- Ben Folds

Here it is.

Jun 26th (8 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

my favorite is the unbelievably condescending one about robert and darren as songwriters.

Jun 26th (8 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

That's the one that's up as I read this.


“Darren's a great song writer. Or he'll BE a great song writer, he's becoming a great song writer. And Robert writes REALLY interesting stuff.”

- Ben Folds

I can't believe that I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab.

Dorg Blog: http://www.youtube.com/user/tbonejc12

Jun 26th (8 months ago)

Posted by: asydlow81

It's almost like he knew that someday Darren would never quite live up to his awesomeness

Here it is.

Jul 1st (8 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

my favorite ben quote ever is:
"i don't actually want this website in my name."

Jul 1st (8 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

mine goes something like
"go suck a ten foot dick"

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Jul 1st (8 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

That's in the spirit of this place.

I'm so modern that everything is pointless.

Jul 1st (8 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

i hear it all the time round these parts, though usually it's only an eight foot dick. leave it to ben to up the ante

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Jul 1st (8 months ago)

Posted by: Fronk

I wonder what he's concealing using measurements like that. Let's see it ben folds, give us a dose of what we're all idolising.

i want a god damn litre of cola

Jul 1st (8 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

I have never idolized any of ben folds' appendages

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Jul 1st (8 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

he does have large hands.

That's in the spirit of this place.

oh go suck on a cock dick, phillip!!!!!!!!!

Jul 1st (8 months ago)

Posted by: Willie

he does have large hands.

hahaha why do you know this

Jul 1st (8 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

it's been discussed here.

Jul 1st (8 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

oh go suck on a cock dick, phillip!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to go to your house and draw a cock dick on your bathroom walls.

I'm so modern that everything is pointless.

Jul 1st (8 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

GOOD, it would match my shower curtain.

Jul 1st (8 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

It seems as if you're good for makin' jokes about your cock dick well here's a cock dick joke about your mamma that you might not like.

I'm so modern that everything is pointless.

Jul 1st (8 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

every thread here ends with SOMEONE either being told to suck or sucking an enormously large cock dick. usually.

Jul 1st (8 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

eat/suck shit fuckwad

I can't believe that I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab.

Dorg Blog: http://www.youtube.com/user/tbonejc12

Jul 2nd (8 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

*peniswad

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Jul 2nd (8 months ago)

Posted by: Imperiai2

*peniswadnozzle

Most Sincerely,
Imp the Gimp

desmond showed back up out of nowhere. locke had lost his faith that the button meant anything at all, so he kicked eko out of the booth -- DrewMG

That's so Emma and Julia!

Jul 2nd (8 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

You don't get it Willie... he's self-aware

::rolleyes::

I'm so modern that everything is pointless.

Jul 2nd (8 months ago)

Posted by: Willie

lol

Jul 2nd (8 months ago)

Posted by: Imperiai2

yes I know how to make fun of myself, thanks for saying so many times ill, most people need to learn to do it to some degree

Most Sincerely,
Imp the Gimp

desmond showed back up out of nowhere. locke had lost his faith that the button meant anything at all, so he kicked eko out of the booth -- DrewMG

That's so Emma and Julia!

Jul 2nd (8 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

You're like the kid whose pants fall down when he walks into class and gets laughed at so the next day he drops them on purpose imo.

I'm so modern that everything is pointless.

Jul 2nd (8 months ago)

Posted by: ass

ilta

Don't rape me! I'm your grandpa!