"you're just a neck with a face"

Jul 2nd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

http://www.benfolds.org/forum/55711

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Jul 2nd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

i also know that you have never said anything remotely humorous (recycled simpsons references do not count, sorry!) that i have ever even laughed at on the inside EVER.

Well, if some random guy on a message board hasn't laughed I might as well blow my brains out,

Thread over, GB wins

LISTEN TO SOME FUNNY:
Masters of the Universe
http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/ronin-fox-trax/ronin-fox
-trax-masters-universe

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3
http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/ronin-fox-trax/ronin-fox
-trax-a-nightmare-elm-street-3

Jul 2nd (14 months ago)

Posted by: ass

loti

Don't rape me! I'm your grandpa!

Jul 2nd (14 months ago)

Posted by: ass

*at, not with

Don't rape me! I'm your grandpa!

Jul 2nd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

see previous post

Thread over, GB wins

LISTEN TO SOME FUNNY:
Masters of the Universe
http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/ronin-fox-trax/ronin-fox
-trax-masters-universe

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3
http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/ronin-fox-trax/ronin-fox
-trax-a-nightmare-elm-street-3

Jul 2nd (14 months ago)

Posted by: ass

Oh, I didn't see that. Thanks.

Don't rape me! I'm your grandpa!

Jul 2nd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

np

Thread over, GB wins

LISTEN TO SOME FUNNY:
Masters of the Universe
http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/ronin-fox-trax/ronin-fox
-trax-masters-universe

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3
http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/ronin-fox-trax/ronin-fox
-trax-a-nightmare-elm-street-3

Jul 2nd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

scooter needs a hug today

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Jul 2nd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Willie

see previous post

what about it?

Jul 2nd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

Haha... TB called him Scooter!!!!

My job here is done.

americans our assholes - mulligan tyler balls

Jul 2nd (14 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

people making fun of each others appearance on here will never stop being funny imo

you do understand that THIS WAS THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE THREAD in which i said that, yes? that people were supposed to post pictures of themselves (like hector did, multiple pics iirc), and then i "appraised" them? you know, for humor joke purposes? thanks, but you can keep your righteousness! ULTIMATE FAIL.

the odd thing here is how fronk STILL finds it funny two or three years later. i mean, it was funny (objectively speaking obvy), but it wasn't "years later i must make a thread about this post" funny! fronk, please quit trying to get into my pants.

Jul 2nd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Fronk

my thread is ruined. and gaspanic is there a particular reason i would wang to get into your pants? come on baby boy show what youre packing.

i want a god damn litre of cola

Jul 2nd (14 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

i just meant please quit trying b/c it's all yours is all.

Jul 2nd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Fronk

i love you, man. xx

i want a god damn litre of cola

Jul 2nd (14 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

this thread finally took the positive turn it needed.

americans our assholes - mulligan tyler balls

Jul 3rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

all's well that end's well, is what i always say.

Jul 3rd (14 months ago)

Posted by: gooseman

Like ww2?
Or the book of relvelation?

The day after his death, souvenir tops with "I was at Glasto 09 when Jacko died" printed on them were already on sale around the site. In fact, when Jacko died, I was at home playing Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars on a Nintendo DSi. I am 38 years old.