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Jul 3rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

5) Knock the shit out of the little bastards

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Jul 3rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

hitting kids who are used to being hit doesn't work

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Jul 3rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: tbonejc1

Feels good though

I can't believe that I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab.

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Jul 3rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: Imperiai2

think of each one as your own personal stress ball

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Jul 3rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

not if you have to do it day after day after day. it'd be immensely frustrating if you ask me.

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Jul 3rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: tbonejc1

Well, no, not if it's your job.

But just for fun...oh yeah, good times.

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Jul 3rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: midnightvulture

teebs that is just wrong.

i was in catholic school from 3rd to 5th and we had this fire and brimstone principal named Sister Theresa. She had this paddle, inscribed in spanish, "The Board of Education"

i got paddled once. my mom took me out of the school right after. i got chased home because i was the only white kid there. and i ended up pushing a kid into a brick wall and he sliced his head open. his mom and my mom ended up talking, and they ended up having me over for dinner and the kid apologized for chasing me.

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Jul 3rd (14 months ago)
Posted by: Emaline Jones

holy shit. please don't be hoping to get your own lovestick eman. And if you do please do not use it.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: gooseman

i ended up pushing a kid into a brick wall and he sliced his head open.

He really should have been more careful.

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

Emaline brings the serious

think of each one as your own personal stress ball

This amused me

Thread over, GB wins

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Jul 4th (14 months ago)
Posted by: +Ill

i ended up pushing a kid into a brick wall and he sliced his head open.

He really should have been more careful.


lololol self harm "see what you make me do!!!!"

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Jul 8th (14 months ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

If I got my own love stick, I wouldn't ever use it to hit the kids at all. I have a friend here who just got one and he uses it to poke the kids or something if they fall asleep. That's the farthest length I'd go, I think.

Man.....I sound like such a sexual pervert up there.

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Jul 8th (14 months ago)
Posted by: +Ill

Run the stars and stripes up that love stick!!!!

I'm so modern that everything is pointless.

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Jul 8th (14 months ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

hahaha I'll make them fear the American way.

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Jul 8th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

love bomb?

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Jul 8th (14 months ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

No, but I think you just came up with the name for my new hair band.

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Jul 8th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

Hair metal bands should be named after Japanese wrestling moves.

Flying Space Tiger Drop for example

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Jul 8th (14 months ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

In addition, that IS a pretty sweet move.

Maybe Love Bomb will be the debut album, or the hit single. Either way, love is exploding in a fury of metal and carnage.

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Jul 8th (14 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

Moss covered 3 handled family credenza

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Jul 9th (14 months ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

Good ol' movies english movies with Korean subtitles! They sure keep the kid's attention far more than I do. Score!

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