Oprah or The View

Jul 3rd (8 months ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

You can't pick neither, but which one would you rather watch?

Oprah had a bunch of moms in the audience today (surprise!!) and it was air your dirty laundry day. Guilt-free! She had teleconferences with moms from across the nation, telling their mommy secrets. Like Tammy, 31, who is on vacation in Orlando, Florida- she was driving to her mother-in-law's place 8 hours away and had to pee really bad, but didn't want to wake up the kids who were in a deep macaroni and cheese coma in the back seat. So, she grabbed one of the kids diapers and pulled over to the side of the road and peed in it! Oprah is full of great family fun at 9 am.

Currently, on the View, Republican pregnant blond whore Elizabeth Hasselback, is introducing The Black Eyed Peas! Everyone in the audience gets a copy of the new cd! You should see all the fat white 40 somethings jump up and down for joy! I really lolled at that. Also, is that dude in the Black Eyed Peas Chinese or a Native American? I'm trying to google it

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron... and a lot like Patrick Ewing

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Jul 3rd (8 months ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

the view, duh. it's some of the greatest comedy writing you'll ever find on network tv.

et fist i was for adam but his last two songs wornt zo good bot i am happy for kris allen I love your show to allen DeGeneres i live in Suriname

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Jul 3rd (8 months ago)

Posted by: emaline03

i've never watched the view and it's been over 15 years since i've watched oprah. so you pick for me, chris.

the keys to the kingdom got lost inside the kingdom
and the angels fly around in there but we can't see them

Jul 3rd (8 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

i love both of them (DON'T JUDGE), but oprah hands down.

Jul 4th (8 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

^ I am unsurprised by this

narf.point.zort

Jul 4th (8 months ago)

Posted by: Willie

nobody gives a shit!

Jul 4th (8 months ago)

Posted by: gooseman

who gives a great outdoor fuck?

The day after his death, souvenir tops with "I was at Glasto 09 when Jacko died" printed on them were already on sale around the site. In fact, when Jacko died, I was at home playing Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars on a Nintendo DSi. I am 38 years old.

Jul 4th (8 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

I'm a troll magnet imo

narf.point.zort

Jul 4th (8 months ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

who gives a great outdoor fuck?

i do. i've taken advantage of the cornfields and back woods trails from time to time. its good because when the girl orgasms she can be as loud as she wants. also you can slap her ass really hard and you can hear the echo off the soybean fields under the moon light. sometimes you have to watch out for bats though, and sometimes owls, but usually they just watch you and like hoot or whatever

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron... and a lot like Patrick Ewing

www.myspace.com/moxietrix
www.myspace.com/bbqomgbbq

Jul 4th (8 months ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

also, i prefer the view.

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron... and a lot like Patrick Ewing

www.myspace.com/moxietrix
www.myspace.com/bbqomgbbq

Jul 4th (8 months ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

also also, i think the dude from the black eyes peads is like half black half asian of some sort.

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron... and a lot like Patrick Ewing

www.myspace.com/moxietrix
www.myspace.com/bbqomgbbq

Jul 4th (8 months ago)

Posted by: gooseman

lol mnv.

The day after his death, souvenir tops with "I was at Glasto 09 when Jacko died" printed on them were already on sale around the site. In fact, when Jacko died, I was at home playing Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars on a Nintendo DSi. I am 38 years old.

Jul 4th (8 months ago)

Posted by: Willie

does anybody besides GB still call people 'troll'? I can't remember anyone else

Jul 4th (8 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

i answered the question in the "if you have to watch one *every day*, which would you pick" sense. when the view is good, IT'S GOOD. oprah's more consistent.

Jul 5th (8 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

iawtp

oprah because I'm into idolatry

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Jul 5th (8 months ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

the fact that so far its mostly dudes responding makes me chuckle to myself.

maybe there just no girls who post here anymore,wah wah. i scared them away

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron... and a lot like Patrick Ewing

www.myspace.com/moxietrix
www.myspace.com/bbqomgbbq

Jul 5th (8 months ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

*multiballs

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron... and a lot like Patrick Ewing

www.myspace.com/moxietrix
www.myspace.com/bbqomgbbq

Jul 5th (8 months ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

*fronk

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron... and a lot like Patrick Ewing

www.myspace.com/moxietrix
www.myspace.com/bbqomgbbq

Jul 5th (8 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

most girls are either sleeping, boning, or partying at this time of night on a Saturday. not .orging

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Jul 5th (8 months ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

38 hours is not a time of night, soup for brains

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron... and a lot like Patrick Ewing

www.myspace.com/moxietrix
www.myspace.com/bbqomgbbq

Jul 5th (8 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

most girls are either sleeping, boning, or partying at this time of night on a Saturday.

The thoughts of the newly single.

narf.point.zort

Jul 5th (8 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

I'm good at three things: fighting, screwing, and reading the news.

I'm so modern that everything is pointless.

Jul 5th (8 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

The thoughts of the newly single.

you need to adjust your sarcasm detector

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Jul 5th (8 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

The View.

I can't stand Oprah.

I can't stand the View either, btw. But i think i stand more of a chance at lolling at the View.

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Jul 5th (8 months ago)

Posted by: Nitty

Aww, those scottish scallies are alright. Cmon. Better than oprah winifred anyway.

We're Swervedriver. Where's the party?

Jul 5th (8 months ago)

Posted by: emaline03

i'm a girl and i posted on this topic. granted, i didn't have much to say about the topic at hand. still don't. i did like that elisabeth chick when she was on survivor, though. thought she was kinda plucky.

the keys to the kingdom got lost inside the kingdom
and the angels fly around in there but we can't see them

Jul 5th (8 months ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

so far its mostly dudes

iir

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Jul 6th (8 months ago)

Posted by: Nitty

Sarcasm tb? You both stitched me up like a kipper didnt u.

We're Swervedriver. Where's the party?

Jul 6th (8 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

what are you talking about?

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Jul 6th (8 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

i've never seen the view, and i'm indifferent to oprah.

happy to participate in thread

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