Hector's Big American Travel Thread (for youse)

Feb 11th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

yossarian what is sex tourist?

well me. after i have to put out to stay on all these dorgers couches.

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Feb 11th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Fronk

haha you should fuck all those holes.

jesus christ, you cant spend the rest of your life looking like axl rose, you need to go to the salon and get a military haircut

Feb 11th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

it's a lot of holes. where would i find the time to travel?

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Feb 11th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Pointer

When you coming to Austin area? I can't commit to anything anymore due to military stuff... etc.

Talking about Iraq... my failsafe method to win any argument on the dorg.
-I know what this war is about... I'm in Iraq
-I disagree with McCain... and I'm in Iraq
-I'm not a pervert... I'm in Iraq

*I also give all of you permission to use me as a "friend in Iraq" to win arguments outside of the dorg

Feb 11th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

I'll be in Austin late may. Find me on facebook or drop me an email with your details and i'll contact you when i'm near, see if you're free.

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Feb 11th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

hectorbrossi at gmail dot com

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Feb 11th (5 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

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Feb 11th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

ah, it's a field of dreams reference!

i haven't seen that movie in a very long time.

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Feb 11th (5 months ago)

Posted by: ass

Yeah, I was wondering if you'd get that or not.

Well there they are! Two students and a horse.

Feb 11th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Pointer

Do Aussies play much baseball?

Talking about Iraq... my failsafe method to win any argument on the dorg.
-I know what this war is about... I'm in Iraq
-I disagree with McCain... and I'm in Iraq
-I'm not a pervert... I'm in Iraq

*I also give all of you permission to use me as a "friend in Iraq" to win arguments outside of the dorg

Feb 12th (5 months ago)

Posted by: clams

yoss, i may or may not have a place for you to crash. i'll let you know asap. i'll drop you my number in a facebook message

he was orgasmic on Grounhogs day

Feb 13th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

don't forget your booties because it's cold out there.

Please eat a bloomin' onion and report back, pre-being shot if possible.

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Feb 13th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

i'm comin' through Philly anyway, Clotster. Crashing would be a bonus but send the number through anyway and we can meet up.

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Feb 13th (5 months ago)

Posted by: caats19

I'll be in Austin late may. Find me on facebook or drop me an email with your details and i'll contact you when i'm near, see if you're free.


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"cats u are the 69 of the Dot org."

"That doesn't make any sense, future +caats19."
+Ill

No hard feelings to the benfolds.org unless that's what you want in which case you can all go smoke a ten foot dick? Is that in the spirit? God bless you all.
Love,
ben

Feb 13th (5 months ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

Speaking of Austin, I MIGHT be playing at SXSW... more details as story develops.

oh ok willie, let me just go grab my bookmark with the feathery string on the end that is marking the page inside my boxcar children book, and digitally insert that into my computer

Feb 13th (5 months ago)

Posted by: caats19

dang it, i'll still be out of the country for that :(

"cats u are the 69 of the Dot org."

"That doesn't make any sense, future +caats19."
+Ill

No hard feelings to the benfolds.org unless that's what you want in which case you can all go smoke a ten foot dick? Is that in the spirit? God bless you all.
Love,
ben

Feb 13th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Pointer

Coo' Gront. Keep me posted.

Talking about Iraq... my failsafe method to win any argument on the dorg.
-I know what this war is about... I'm in Iraq
-I disagree with McCain... and I'm in Iraq
-I'm not a pervert... I'm in Iraq

*I also give all of you permission to use me as a "friend in Iraq" to win arguments outside of the dorg

Feb 13th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

That's great news, Grant. That's like next month or something isn't it?

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Feb 14th (5 months ago)

Posted by: clams

yeah well, guys i'll be performing a song from princess and the frog at the oscars

he was orgasmic on Grounhogs day

Feb 14th (5 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

guys, i've just signed an exclusive deal to appear in the next mario game.

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Feb 14th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Mr Clean

guys i have been out of work for years can anyone give me a job

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Feb 14th (5 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

can you pick up the beer bottles in the basement?

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Feb 14th (5 months ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

:(

oh ok willie, let me just go grab my bookmark with the feathery string on the end that is marking the page inside my boxcar children book, and digitally insert that into my computer

Feb 14th (5 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

no but srsly, that's awesome grant. i assume it's a margo set?

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Feb 14th (5 months ago)

Posted by: caats19

thanks for ignoring we'll prob see each other in austin yossi. THANKS.

"cats u are the 69 of the Dot org."

"That doesn't make any sense, future +caats19."
+Ill

No hard feelings to the benfolds.org unless that's what you want in which case you can all go smoke a ten foot dick? Is that in the spirit? God bless you all.
Love,
ben

Feb 14th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

YESSS YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!

sorry, caats19. been real busy. haven't read it all yet. where we at?

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Feb 15th (5 months ago)

Posted by: caats19

whe?

"cats u are the 69 of the Dot org."

"That doesn't make any sense, future +caats19."
+Ill

No hard feelings to the benfolds.org unless that's what you want in which case you can all go smoke a ten foot dick? Is that in the spirit? God bless you all.
Love,
ben

Feb 15th (5 months ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

yeah it'd be a margo set, she posted about getting a spot on twitter, but hasn't given me any details yet. it's hard to know with her sometimes.

oh ok willie, let me just go grab my bookmark with the feathery string on the end that is marking the page inside my boxcar children book, and digitally insert that into my computer

Feb 15th (5 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

Alright guys. I'm pretty much done with the internet for today. Anyone else who wants to see me or message me facebook me or leave me a message here and i'll check it as soon as i know where my internet is coming from. I might be on here tomorrow night, but if not i'll see you guys when i get to your hometown or when i check in on here from time to time.

Thanks for everything, guys. I'm really lucky to know the lot of you and have all your support.

Those of you i'll be seeing. You'll be hearing from me. Take care guys.

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Feb 17th (5 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

Off he goes!!!! Bon holiday, Hector!!!

However what everyone thought couldnt happen Grant has proved them wrong by coming out of the closet as a proud lesbian.