Ejaculation countdown

Jan 16th (6 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

tbone, how many left?

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Jan 16th (6 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

http://www.benfolds.org/forum/62551/12#1566912

almost there

I keep dreaming about things

Jan 16th (6 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

not yet!? wow, you have the sex drive of a rock.

I feel to make up for this you need to post video of you cumming in your wife when you've been confirmed as harmless

Proud recipient of the annual Montgomery Burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence

Jan 16th (6 months ago)

Posted by: gooseman

you have the sex drive of a rock.

it's called marriage.

this don't speak ill of the dead thing is bullshit.
you should only speak ill of the dead.

Jan 16th (6 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

the photos I sent you aren't good enough?

I keep dreaming about things

Jan 18th (6 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

3

I keep dreaming about things

Jan 18th (6 months ago)

Posted by: Nikki

keep going, tbone!!

I eat watches.
-Jambib

Jan 18th (6 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

You can beat this.

Turn it inside out
So I can see
The part of you
That's drifting over me
And when I wake
You're never there
But when I sleep
You're everywhere
You're everywhere

Jan 18th (6 months ago)

Posted by: Nikki

hahahaha

I eat watches.
-Jambib

Jan 18th (6 months ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

it's called marriage.

ladies and gents........ the cutting edge comedy of carlos mencia

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could just
See you
Tonight

Jan 18th (6 months ago)

Posted by: bbq

lol did he steal a carlos mencia joke? haha that guy isn't even funny

Jan 18th (6 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

tbone - I know you'll pull off a win!

Turn it inside out
So I can see
The part of you
That's drifting over me
And when I wake
You're never there
But when I sleep
You're everywhere
You're everywhere

Jan 18th (6 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

boom-tish!

Proud recipient of the annual Montgomery Burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence

Jan 18th (6 months ago)

Posted by: gooseman

But thhhhaaaaaaaaaaatttttttts my liiiiiiiiiiiiiife.

this don't speak ill of the dead thing is bullshit.
you should only speak ill of the dead.

Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

2

I keep dreaming about things

Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: emaline03

soooooo close! go go go!

baby come back...

Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

twss

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Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: Natiest

I think I checked this thread in the right moment... Go on tbone... I won't ask if you need help tho...

I just don't get why the other dudes are whinning about it, it's soooo entertainning. What will happen now, that you are almost done, are you still gonna keep track afterwards?

But, I also must confess that I feel very intimate with Tbone now, that's weird.

"Cracking toast Gromit!"

Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

tbone, roughly what percentage of these have you been alone for?

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Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

Roughly?
I dunno...60% maybe

I'm thinking I should have been keeping track of how many boners went to waste

I keep dreaming about things

Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

Natters,
when I'm done I have to find time to get back to the doc and give a sample to check if I'm all clear or not

I keep dreaming about things

Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

So 40% you weren't alone, hmmm.

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Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: ass

Ew, don't be jerkin' it with other people around.

DUE TO PHYSICAL VIOLENCE, SHIT FACED MONDAYS HAVE BEEN CANCELLED

Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

I assume most of them were the wife. Her being there for less than half is just cold since you had an injection into your balls, she should be taking all of them imo

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Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: Natiest

Natters,
when I'm done I have to find time to get back to the doc and give a sample to check if I'm all clear or not


Ok, but what's after that... I need to know

"Cracking toast Gromit!"

Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: Natiest

Ther eal question is, how many of them were during you were here?

"Cracking toast Gromit!"

Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

I assume most of them were the wife. Her being there for less than half is just cold since you had an injection into your balls, she should be taking all of them imo

I can't be expected to wait for her if she's not around.

Nats after the doc gives the all clear...no more birth control is needed.

I keep dreaming about things

Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

But, I also must confess that I feel very intimate with Tbone now, that's weird.

Ther eal question is, how many of them were during you were here?

lol @ both

I would swallow my pride
I would choke on the rinds
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
I would swallow my doubt, turn it inside out
Find nothing but faith in nothing
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
Rendezvous then I'm through with you

Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: Natiest

And nathan, I'm actually waiting for the answer to that particular question.

"Cracking toast Gromit!"

Jan 19th (6 months ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

was that a question on TB's survey a few years back? have you ever j/o'd at the org?

I would swallow my pride
I would choke on the rinds
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
I would swallow my doubt, turn it inside out
Find nothing but faith in nothing
Want to put my tender heart in a blender
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
Rendezvous then I'm through with you