Ejaculation countdown

Feb 5th (7 months ago)

Posted by: Willie

WOW, fantastic fucking bump. let's make sure this wonderful thread never dies like lieb thread guys

Feb 5th (7 months ago)

Posted by: clams

what the fuck i bumped like eighty threads to get this off the front page

who would had guess, its me ~john lenon~

Feb 5th (7 months ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

I missed this whole thread. I think I will not read it

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 5th (7 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

sry for everyone not appreciating u clams

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Feb 5th (7 months ago)

Posted by: clams

story of my f'ing life

who would had guess, its me ~john lenon~

Feb 5th (7 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

tbf I was going to bump it right away just to piss you off, then stopped myself.

I love you.
Do you love me?
Please please!
(I wanna hold you)

Feb 5th (7 months ago)

Posted by: clams

*openly weeps*

who would had guess, its me ~john lenon~

Feb 5th (7 months ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

You guys I'm attaching a PDF of my cum calendar where I chart which days I cum. Masturbation vs. different types of sex vs. accidental ejaculation are color coded. Steve was kind enough to host this for me.

www.benfolds.org/members/dustybooks/sexes_chart.pdf

Summary: Sister Bear insists she doesn't have to go to the bathroom before leaving on a trip, but the Bear family hasn't traveled very far before she realizes that she does have to.

1. Bears -- Fiction.
2. Automobile travel -- Fiction.
3. Bathrooms -- Fiction.

Feb 5th (7 months ago)

Posted by: clams

Board,

I have an excel workbook file of every dirty thought I've had since the day I was born. The file is 3GB, does someone want to host it? I will e-mail it

Your Hus Band,
Email.com

who would had guess, its me ~john lenon~

Feb 5th (7 months ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

Clams, if you like, I can draft your fantasies in prose form for a moderate fee. They'd be somewhat along these lines: http://www.benfolds.org/forum/49128

Summary: Sister Bear insists she doesn't have to go to the bathroom before leaving on a trip, but the Bear family hasn't traveled very far before she realizes that she does have to.

1. Bears -- Fiction.
2. Automobile travel -- Fiction.
3. Bathrooms -- Fiction.

Apr 19th (4 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

guys I have my "follow up" appointment today.
just so you know.

haha BRO in caps. sigged.

Apr 19th (4 months ago)

Posted by: gooseman

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onions & cream cheese
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Apr 19th (4 months ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

tbone how do you like being sterile? srs question.

webb why don't you go join the pervett brothers

Apr 19th (4 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

well today I have to go and find out if I am indeed sterile.
so up until now I've had to assume that I'm fertile.
Once I'm given the green light, I'll get back to you.

haha BRO in caps. sigged.

Apr 19th (4 months ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

i need to research for my book "Hit the Coochie Raw: Infertile in America"

webb why don't you go join the pervett brothers

Apr 19th (4 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

nice title.
you need me to create you a cover photo?

haha BRO in caps. sigged.

Apr 19th (4 months ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

probably gonna hier Chip Kidd for that

webb why don't you go join the pervett brothers

Apr 19th (4 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

Tbone - have you considered having a wild affair now that there is no (probably) chance of a bastard child to reveal your secret?

If there's two things America needs right now that is sunshine and optimism... and also Angels.

Apr 19th (4 months ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

Why didn't John Edwards think of that??

webb why don't you go join the pervett brothers

Apr 19th (4 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

Exactly.

Btw I wasn't offering myself. These type of affairs are usually with 20 year olds.

If there's two things America needs right now that is sunshine and optimism... and also Angels.

Apr 19th (4 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

Wow. what a wide range of emotions I just went through, and at breakneck speed!!!

I'm not going to have an affair, but I appreciate the sentiment.

and if I WERE to have an affair, it would not be with a 20 year old, because I hate 20 year old girls almost as much as I hate 21 year old girls.

haha BRO in caps. sigged.

Apr 19th (4 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

and we all know how much Tbone hates those 21 year old girls....

Eric: "What is this called?" (points to butt)
Korean Student in the back of class: "Nature Hole!"

Apr 19th (4 months ago)

Posted by: Nikki

what is wrong with 21 year old girls, tbone?
don't answer this question wrong.

I eat watches.
-Jambib

Apr 20th (4 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

well, most of them are annoying and giggly and stupid.

obviously no one that is on THIS board is like that. just a majority of them irl.

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Apr 20th (4 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

I surprised you say that about 21 year old girls. Not that they can't be, but any teenage girl would most likely be more giggly and annoying on average than the normal 21 year old. I find it odd you specifically target them for those things.

Eric: "What is this called?" (points to butt)
Korean Student in the back of class: "Nature Hole!"

Apr 20th (4 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

Booze

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Apr 20th (4 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

Btw I wasn't offering myself

thx!

mathematical anti-telharsic harfatum septomin

Apr 20th (4 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

you know you want to trade for a night or two.

pervert.

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Apr 22nd (4 months ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

So are you shooting blanks now or what, tboner?

Eric: "What is this called?" (points to butt)
Korean Student in the back of class: "Nature Hole!"

Apr 22nd (4 months ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

this thread will live forever

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