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Feb 5th (33 days ago)
Posted by: Willie

WOW, fantastic fucking bump. let's make sure this wonderful thread never dies like lieb thread guys

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Feb 5th (33 days ago)
Posted by: clams

what the fuck i bumped like eighty threads to get this off the front page

who would had guess, its me ~john lenon~

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Feb 5th (33 days ago)
Posted by: Nepenthe

I missed this whole thread. I think I will not read it

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Feb 5th (33 days ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

sry for everyone not appreciating u clams

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Feb 5th (33 days ago)
Posted by: clams

story of my f'ing life

who would had guess, its me ~john lenon~

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Feb 5th (33 days ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

tbf I was going to bump it right away just to piss you off, then stopped myself.

I love you.
Do you love me?
Please please!
(I wanna hold you)

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Feb 5th (33 days ago)
Posted by: clams

*openly weeps*

who would had guess, its me ~john lenon~

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Feb 5th (33 days ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

You guys I'm attaching a PDF of my cum calendar where I chart which days I cum. Masturbation vs. different types of sex vs. accidental ejaculation are color coded. Steve was kind enough to host this for me.

www.benfolds.org/members/dustybooks/sexes_chart.pdf

Summary: Sister Bear insists she doesn't have to go to the bathroom before leaving on a trip, but the Bear family hasn't traveled very far before she realizes that she does have to.

1. Bears -- Fiction.
2. Automobile travel -- Fiction.
3. Bathrooms -- Fiction.

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Posts: 395
Feb 5th (33 days ago)
Posted by: clams

Board,

I have an excel workbook file of every dirty thought I've had since the day I was born. The file is 3GB, does someone want to host it? I will e-mail it

Your Hus Band,
Email.com

who would had guess, its me ~john lenon~

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Posts: 18,063
Feb 5th (33 days ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

Clams, if you like, I can draft your fantasies in prose form for a moderate fee. They'd be somewhat along these lines: http://www.benfolds.org/forum/49128

Summary: Sister Bear insists she doesn't have to go to the bathroom before leaving on a trip, but the Bear family hasn't traveled very far before she realizes that she does have to.

1. Bears -- Fiction.
2. Automobile travel -- Fiction.
3. Bathrooms -- Fiction.
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