kate22488

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

This thread has no real purpose, eh?

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: multiballs

fucking dumb shit poop fuck thread

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: kewlest

:( why do u guys always hate me

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

i don't even know you

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

guys stop fighting

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Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: kewlest

I'm representin' for the bitches
All eyes on your riches
No time for the little dicks
You see the bigger the dick
The bigger the bank, the bigger the Benz
The better the chance to get close to his rich friends
I'm going after the big man
G-string make his dick stand
Make it quick then slow head by the night stand
Like lightning I wanna nigga with a wedding ring
Bank accounts in the Philippines
Blank note to take everything
See I fuck him in the living room
While his children home
I make him eat it while my period on
A little nasty ho, red-bone but a classy ho
Young jazzy ho and don't be scared
If you're curious just ask me hoes
And yes dick sucking comes quite natural
I'm the baddest bitch what

xxx
terri

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

=-O

all the blacks are bad

black sabbath - overrated shit

black dice - stupid hipster noise bullshit

black lips - horrible hipster piles of shit that think theyre bad ass but are not, they are pussys

black keys - frat guy rock, goes good with shitty weed and beer bongs

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

Met this lil' girl she was off the hook
I got cold chills when her body shook
Hot Sex on the platter, no need to cook
I let her steal my heart like a horny crook
Had her grindin and windin against my leg
She fucking with my head, want a nigga to beg
Sexy pumps on, toenails red
Your body's a gun baby, pump me full of lead
It's hard to hold you when you movin vulgar
Peace sign on your eyes like John Travolta
My Pulp ain't Fiction, it's an addiction
To see your booty clap on the floor in the kitchen
Nasty girl, taught me all the lingo
While mama play bingo, she ride mandingo
She don't give a damn if I'm married or single
She makes me TINGLE! She wanna be my

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: kewlest

Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl

Finger fuck your pussy like you want some, girl
Work it like a nigga straight licking on your pearl
I wanna see you cum in the middle of the dance floor
A nigga can't fuck, what you think your finger made for
I'ma beat that pussy up
You get it wet enough, I might lick it up
Lickey, lickey, lickey, like a peppermint swirl
Lick that clit
Cum girl
Uh, I wanna see your legs shake
Take you to the crib, we can fuck til the bed break
Uh, fuck you til your pussy ache
Think about the type right now, girl, mastur
(Uh uh) bate for a nigga, freak you in the clubs
stop worrying about them other hoes
It's me in your world
Work that clit
Cum girl

Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl

Cum on your finger girl, lick it all off
Catch it in your mouth, like your last name Moss
Play with the nitty girl, stick it on in
I'm feeling real freaky girl, bring your friends
I can make 'em bounce like 1, 2, 3
It ain't nothin' to a pimp, girl, play with the g-spot
Make it hot, gon on, get your girl, Sheryl
Bring your clique
Cum girl
And I'ma make 'em all cum
Beat it like Mr. Collipark on the drum
I'ma beat it like Mike when he fucked Billie Jean
Work it, work it, work it, til you make that pussy cream
Move it to the right, move your finger to the left
Work it all around til your ass outta breath
I ain't tripping on ya baby, put some dick in your world
Work that clit
Cum girl

Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl

Bend it on over, lemme see it from the back
Work your thumb in it girl, I love it like that
Freaky ass hoes, love freaky ass men
Lemme work ya slow, lemme see it going in
Then you pull it out, put your fingers in your mouth
You make a nigga wanna fuck your ass on the couch
While we're still in the club, show your pussy love
Work that clit
Cum girl
Go on and hit the dance floor
Open up wide, lemme show you what's it made for
Uh, like a finger, like a donkey
Lemme see you play, play with your monkey
Damn, cause your ass so chunky
Bring it here, sweaty, cause I love it when it's funky
I'ma put some dick in your world
Work that clit
Cum girl

Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl

Work that clit
Cum girl

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

I'm not really sure what to say to that.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

who is Sheryl, anyway?

all the blacks are bad

black sabbath - overrated shit

black dice - stupid hipster noise bullshit

black lips - horrible hipster piles of shit that think theyre bad ass but are not, they are pussys

black keys - frat guy rock, goes good with shitty weed and beer bongs

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: Willie

damn, terri is freaky-deaky!

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

she'll backlash ur booty like susan faludi

basically terri and kate just had a rap battle and terri won = classic thread

all the blacks are bad

black sabbath - overrated shit

black dice - stupid hipster noise bullshit

black lips - horrible hipster piles of shit that think theyre bad ass but are not, they are pussys

black keys - frat guy rock, goes good with shitty weed and beer bongs

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

This is indeed what happened. I have been shocked into submission.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: Willie

kate just got served, basically

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

basically.

I will rise again, though.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

take it to the bread thread, lady!

americans our assholes - mulligan tyler balls

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: m_v

I will rise again, though.
*dough

The Christmas Dinosaur is one of the best movies Ive ever seen, but in the movie there are a couple of mistakes about the dinosaurs and the pterosaurs, like they say that pterosaurs are flyng dinosaurs but no dinosaur can fly, the pterosaurs were only cousins of the dinosaurs, and they thought the pterosaurs ate man sized creatures when the biggest ate baby dinosaurs, however this is still a very good movie

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

i'm glad somebody took it there, at yeast.

americans our assholes - mulligan tyler balls

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: m_v

its the yeast i could dough

The Christmas Dinosaur is one of the best movies Ive ever seen, but in the movie there are a couple of mistakes about the dinosaurs and the pterosaurs, like they say that pterosaurs are flyng dinosaurs but no dinosaur can fly, the pterosaurs were only cousins of the dinosaurs, and they thought the pterosaurs ate man sized creatures when the biggest ate baby dinosaurs, however this is still a very good movie

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

Guys, I really knead your support here, guys.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 1st (7 months ago)

Posted by: m_v

Everything's going to be all rye

The Christmas Dinosaur is one of the best movies Ive ever seen, but in the movie there are a couple of mistakes about the dinosaurs and the pterosaurs, like they say that pterosaurs are flyng dinosaurs but no dinosaur can fly, the pterosaurs were only cousins of the dinosaurs, and they thought the pterosaurs ate man sized creatures when the biggest ate baby dinosaurs, however this is still a very good movie

Feb 2nd (7 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

We've already done bread puns. Please don't bump this thread please guys.

However what everyone thought couldnt happen Grant has proved them wrong by coming out of the closet as a proud lesbian.

Feb 2nd (7 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

give me one good raisin not too!

americans our assholes - mulligan tyler balls

Feb 7th (7 months ago)

Posted by: morry

you and everyone like you