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Feb 2nd (42 days ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

Scott how are you? I showed my sister a picture of you to prove that you are josh hartnet and she thought you looked like someone else, will post when io remember

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 3rd (41 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

Response categorizing how I am. Vague but pointless statement with tiepo.

Talking about Iraq... my failsafe method to win any argument on the dorg.
-I know what this war is about... I'm in Iraq
-I disagree with McCain... and I'm in Iraq
-I'm not a pervert... I'm in Iraq

*I also give all of you permission to use me as a "friend in Iraq" to win arguments outside of the dorg

Feb 3rd (41 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

Now that I got that out of the way I will seriously answer.

The Russian mail bride thing didn't really work out, but other than that Texas has been OK. Going to Afghanistan in July, making work hectic right now because we weren't supposed to deploy until next January (I'm officially part of the surge, yay). Had to pull a 14 hour day today, which may start to become commonplace (I think Friday I have work related stuff scheduled from 4:30 AM to 7:30 PM, not fun).

Go down to Austin almost every weekend. I have no social life during the week. Probably going to visit Seattle sometime later this year. South by Southwest should be fun in March. Turns out she wasn't pregnant and it was just gas, but I definitely learned a lesson there. Looking into jobs or grad school for when I get out of the military after Afghanistan. Dream job would be doing statistical analysis for ESPN or Stats Inc. or something like that. Grad school would most likely be Wisconsin because the state of Wisconsin would pay for it (I don't get GI Bill benefits, so my options are limited).

Ran into Brit Daniels a few weeks ago. Learned a funny story of how my brother felt Daniels owed him $20 bucks because Spoon did a show in Milwaukee and Daniels was too drunk to perform anything. Later when my brother was out in Austin with a girl he knew they ran into Brit and Brit was trying to bang the chick my brother was with so he bought my brother a bunch of drinks and hung out with him and her all night. Ended up buying my brother $20 dollars worth of drinks and made up for the shitty show.

I've managed to spend $250 dollars in two dollar bills since Christmas. It's a bit of a science experiment to see what the person at the register at each place does. Most put it in an empty compartment but I had one person stare at the register for about 2 minutes with a puzzled look on their face. One guy even offered me three dollars for one. I need to open a store called "The Two Dollar Store" where I sell two dollar bills for three dollars.

Wisconsin is beating Michigan State right now, which is cool. How are things in Ohio?

Talking about Iraq... my failsafe method to win any argument on the dorg.
-I know what this war is about... I'm in Iraq
-I disagree with McCain... and I'm in Iraq
-I'm not a pervert... I'm in Iraq

*I also give all of you permission to use me as a "friend in Iraq" to win arguments outside of the dorg

Feb 3rd (41 days ago)

Posted by: m_v

Damn son, she wanted to know how you were and you didn't disappoint.

The Christmas Dinosaur is one of the best movies Ive ever seen, but in the movie there are a couple of mistakes about the dinosaurs and the pterosaurs, like they say that pterosaurs are flyng dinosaurs but no dinosaur can fly, the pterosaurs were only cousins of the dinosaurs, and they thought the pterosaurs ate man sized creatures when the biggest ate baby dinosaurs, however this is still a very good movie

Feb 3rd (41 days ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

im glad to have gotten a response at all.
I don't live in ohio. Now I live in olathe until may for student teaching.
That is all

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 3rd (41 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

Olathe, KS? Cool. It's funny. When I lived in Manhattan, KS and you and luke were in Waverly you were almost exactly halfway to Madison when I'd drive home. Now that I'm in Austin and you're in Olathe, you are again exactly halfway to Madison. If ever I drive up to Madison I should stop in and we can go to Walmart or Perkins.

Talking about Iraq... my failsafe method to win any argument on the dorg.
-I know what this war is about... I'm in Iraq
-I disagree with McCain... and I'm in Iraq
-I'm not a pervert... I'm in Iraq

*I also give all of you permission to use me as a "friend in Iraq" to win arguments outside of the dorg

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Fronk

I sense an affair coming on.

jesus christ, you cant spend the rest of your life looking like axl rose, you need to go to the salon and get a military haircut

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

hookin it up 2010

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Fronk

oh no oh no

jesus christ, you cant spend the rest of your life looking like axl rose, you need to go to the salon and get a military haircut

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: m_v

don't do it nep, luke is way hotter

The Christmas Dinosaur is one of the best movies Ive ever seen, but in the movie there are a couple of mistakes about the dinosaurs and the pterosaurs, like they say that pterosaurs are flyng dinosaurs but no dinosaur can fly, the pterosaurs were only cousins of the dinosaurs, and they thought the pterosaurs ate man sized creatures when the biggest ate baby dinosaurs, however this is still a very good movie

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

luke doesn't come here anymore, he doesn't know.

i kid. he knows i'm a tramp!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

I couldn't do that to Luke though. He's my brother from a mother that is another other than my mother.

Talking about Iraq... my failsafe method to win any argument on the dorg.
-I know what this war is about... I'm in Iraq
-I disagree with McCain... and I'm in Iraq
-I'm not a pervert... I'm in Iraq

*I also give all of you permission to use me as a "friend in Iraq" to win arguments outside of the dorg

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

Response categorizing how I am. Vague but pointless statement with tiepo.

is that a Schizopolis reference!?

Summary: Sister Bear insists she doesn't have to go to the bathroom before leaving on a trip, but the Bear family hasn't traveled very far before she realizes that she does have to.

1. Bears -- Fiction.
2. Automobile travel -- Fiction.
3. Bathrooms -- Fiction.

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

No? Yes? Huh?

Talking about Iraq... my failsafe method to win any argument on the dorg.
-I know what this war is about... I'm in Iraq
-I disagree with McCain... and I'm in Iraq
-I'm not a pervert... I'm in Iraq

*I also give all of you permission to use me as a "friend in Iraq" to win arguments outside of the dorg

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

I just looked up Schizopolis and this has to be the BEST summary of a movie I've ever read. I hope it's not a spoiler:

Fletcher Munson is a lethargic, passive worker for a Scientology-like self-help corporation called Eventualism. After the death of a colleague, he is promoted to the job of writing speeches for T. Azimuth Schwitters, the founder and head of the group. He uses this as an excuse to be emotionally and romantically distant from his wife, who, he discovers, is having an affair with his doppelganger, a dentist named Dr. Jeffrey Korchek. As Munson fumbles with the speech and Korchek becomes obsessed with a new patient, a psychotic exterminator named Elmo Oxygen goes around the town seducing lonely wives and taking photographs of his genitals.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

I couldn't do that to Luke though. He's my brother from a mother that is another other than my mother.

yeah, good idea. Luke gets a little on edge when he has to share me. You're so considerate.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

I couldn't do that to Luke though. He's my brother from a mother that is another other than my mother.

Yes, THAT'S the reason you won't hook up with Kate.

I love you.
Do you love me?
Please please!
(I wanna hold you)

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

Yes, THAT'S the reason you won't hook up with Kate.

It's actually because I have two vags and that confuses men.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: m_v

Nice. Can you get preggo through both of them or is there an "a" vagina and a "b" vagina?

The Christmas Dinosaur is one of the best movies Ive ever seen, but in the movie there are a couple of mistakes about the dinosaurs and the pterosaurs, like they say that pterosaurs are flyng dinosaurs but no dinosaur can fly, the pterosaurs were only cousins of the dinosaurs, and they thought the pterosaurs ate man sized creatures when the biggest ate baby dinosaurs, however this is still a very good movie

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

Just one, in the end they are connected I think.

This is inappropriate, I quit.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: m_v

Hahaha I like how you answer the question so normally... THEN you say its inappropriate and give up

The Christmas Dinosaur is one of the best movies Ive ever seen, but in the movie there are a couple of mistakes about the dinosaurs and the pterosaurs, like they say that pterosaurs are flyng dinosaurs but no dinosaur can fly, the pterosaurs were only cousins of the dinosaurs, and they thought the pterosaurs ate man sized creatures when the biggest ate baby dinosaurs, however this is still a very good movie

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

GUYS
I'm so bored.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Fronk

welcome to the life of an adult, baby lamb.

jesus christ, you cant spend the rest of your life looking like axl rose, you need to go to the salon and get a military haircut

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

aw shucks

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

You can get pregnant without a vagina. All you need is fellatio followed by a knife wound to the abdomen...

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2010/02/01/
ncbi-rofl-thats-one-miraculous-conception/

Also there was a case during the civil war where a soldier was shot through the testicle and it lodged into a woman's ovaries 150 feet away and led to conception.

Talking about Iraq... my failsafe method to win any argument on the dorg.
-I know what this war is about... I'm in Iraq
-I disagree with McCain... and I'm in Iraq
-I'm not a pervert... I'm in Iraq

*I also give all of you permission to use me as a "friend in Iraq" to win arguments outside of the dorg

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Nepenthe

that was on Mythbusters

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

Well, what was the verdict?

Talking about Iraq... my failsafe method to win any argument on the dorg.
-I know what this war is about... I'm in Iraq
-I disagree with McCain... and I'm in Iraq
-I'm not a pervert... I'm in Iraq

*I also give all of you permission to use me as a "friend in Iraq" to win arguments outside of the dorg

Feb 3rd (40 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

BTW, this conversation has hit very high awkward levels, for me anyways. I'm going to do what my parents tried to do with me and abort this thing as fast as possible.

Talking about Iraq... my failsafe method to win any argument on the dorg.
-I know what this war is about... I'm in Iraq
-I disagree with McCain... and I'm in Iraq
-I'm not a pervert... I'm in Iraq

*I also give all of you permission to use me as a "friend in Iraq" to win arguments outside of the dorg

Feb 4th (40 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

Yes, THAT'S the reason you won't hook up with Kate.

Are you baiting me to list more? Or are you hinting at something that I don't get?

Talking about Iraq... my failsafe method to win any argument on the dorg.
-I know what this war is about... I'm in Iraq
-I disagree with McCain... and I'm in Iraq
-I'm not a pervert... I'm in Iraq

*I also give all of you permission to use me as a "friend in Iraq" to win arguments outside of the dorg

Feb 4th (40 days ago)

Posted by: Pointer

Conversation with myself. La La Lala.

Talking about Iraq... my failsafe method to win any argument on the dorg.
-I know what this war is about... I'm in Iraq
-I disagree with McCain... and I'm in Iraq
-I'm not a pervert... I'm in Iraq

*I also give all of you permission to use me as a "friend in Iraq" to win arguments outside of the dorg