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Jul 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

drew stil hasn't frgiven me

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Jul 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

at this point, i'm willing to accept some of the blame for being an eager-to-please and irritating back in those days.

the rest of the blame can go on you for being a jerk

not putting on act, but putting on the truth

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Jul 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: John Lennon

for the record this is the thread in question everyone: http://benfolds.org/forum/18122

when i my dorgversay

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Jul 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: Willie

lol

its better than rushmore and life aquatic...and not quite as good as con-air or twister...its right in between there

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Jul 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

no it's not

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Jul 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

it's deleted, actually

not putting on act, but putting on the truth

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Jul 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: John Lennon

man there are some real gems on there, every thread that benfolio posts in is usually gold

when i my dorgversay

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Jul 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: +Ill

Haha great thread times

no way

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Jul 23rd (49 days ago)
Posted by: +Ill

can big dumb homos truly be happy? they seem to cry a lot

no way

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Jul 24th (48 days ago)
Posted by: Natiest

for the record this is the thread in question everyone: http://benfolds.org/forum/18122

LOL, I remember that! can't believe I'm here for that long

a work in progress in the artsy sense of wooing

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Jul 24th (48 days ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

hahaha

guys drew still resents me

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Jul 28th (44 days ago)
Posted by: TheMillennial

Chris, drew will always resent you lol

Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken

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Jul 28th (44 days ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

truer words have never been spoken Lou

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Posts: 59,628

Jul 29th (43 days ago)
Posted by: +Ill

Yes they have.

no way

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Jul 29th (43 days ago)
Posted by: Tuberculosis

SHUT UP YOU

you don't know

YOU DON'T KNOW YOU WEREN'T HERE

When I got my wedding cake, I noticed drew had spat upon it

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

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Posts: 59,628

Jul 29th (43 days ago)
Posted by: +Ill

How European!!

no way

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Jul 29th (43 days ago)
Posted by: HarmonizedMoFo

You just went 10 minutes ago!!

"In any case, please reserve the gray car that you have in Munich until I have clarity about my fate (probation?)," Hitler wrote.

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Jul 29th (43 days ago)
Posted by: +Ill

That joke is about peeing.

no way

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Aug 21st (20 days ago)
Posted by: TheMillennial

haha, were you Russian to the bathroom? Did it feel good to Finnish?

Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken

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Aug 22nd (19 days ago)
Posted by: Art Vandelay

Irish you hadn't said that.

"Hey... nobody's petfect " - Atr Valenday

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Aug 22nd (19 days ago)
Posted by: m_v

Man I just took a big Zimbabwe because of that plate of nachos I ate today

quisiera ver a princesa vestida de pink ranger en mi recamara

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Aug 22nd (19 days ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

that's not a thing!

not putting on act, but putting on the truth

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Aug 22nd (19 days ago)
Posted by: m_v

d'oh!

quisiera ver a princesa vestida de pink ranger en mi recamara

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Aug 23rd (18 days ago)
Posted by: +Ill

Jimbobwe

no way

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Aug 23rd (18 days ago)
Posted by: Jimbob

Well, if you want my opinion on the matter, I'm just annoyed by all those Eastern European christian nutjobs, with their Croatianist theories.

"the horn is kinda nice"
caats19

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Aug 23rd (18 days ago)
Posted by: Jimbob

Fun fact: I was actually talking to Nikki a few minutes back about a friend of hers, who is of Croatian descent. I dropped the word Croatianist into the conversation, and decided I'd come and think of a way of using the word on here, because I know there is a lot of pun appreciation round these parts.

The problem was going to be how to do it, though. It's not something that can be just slid into a dialogue. Unless of course, you happen to stumble across people throwing about puns based on (mostly) European countries, a conversation which ends with a country based pun that includes your name!

Could not have planned it better.

"the horn is kinda nice"
caats19

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Aug 23rd (18 days ago)
Posted by: +Ill

Czech yourself befor you wrech yourself, Jimbob!

no way

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Aug 23rd (18 days ago)
Posted by: +Ill

+e

no way

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Aug 23rd (18 days ago)
Posted by: 1252

Bosnian

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Aug 23rd (18 days ago)
Posted by: caats19

guys i learned i'm part native american FROM CANADA.

"cats u are the 69 of the Dot org."

"That doesn't make any sense, future +caats19."
+Ill

No hard feelings to the benfolds.org unless that's what you want in which case you can all go smoke a ten foot dick? Is that in the spirit? God bless you all.
Love,
ben

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